This speech by @senatemajldr McConnel is moving because it is mostly true, and deeply galling because it reveals without question that through his years of procedural treachery, he always knew better.
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My thoughts and prayers are with @TedNugent today as he struggles with the senseless tragedy of being @TedNugent.
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President @realDonaldTrump is giving the worst speech in the history of our great nation. All while attempting to create deliberate chaos in the streets of our great capital. Devoid of humanity, devoid of compassion, devoid of empathy, devoid of integrity. #VoteOutHate
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Americans owe $1.6 TRILLION in student debt. INSANE!
@RepresentUs and I made a short film about how our corrupt political system got us here, and how we can FIX IT with the #ForThePeopleAct. Grab some popcorn, sit back and enjoy. Then let’s get to work 👍
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Pretty pumped for tomorrow's #ElfForGeorgia table read. Even more pumped that it's going to help my home state of Georgia take back the Senate.
Let me know when you grab your tickets!
ElfReunion.com/EdHelms
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To my home state of Georgia: You raised me, you made me who I am, and I love you unconditionally. Also your #HeartbeatBill is heartbreakingly insane (see linked article). Until it is gone, my production company will not be doing business in Georgia. slate.com/news-and-politics/…
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Oh wow. This is SO AWESOME!!
This podcast is like when they put wheels on suitcases. Before it was a thing nobody missed them, but once it happened, everyone was like HOW DID WE LIVE WITHOUT THIS?!??
We are excited to be joining the @earwolf team to bring you our new podcast Office Ladies! Each week, @AngelaKinsey and I will watch an episode of The Office and give you all the stories and behind-the-scenes scoop...as well as some BFF banter about our lives. Starts Wed 10/16!
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What if every single @NFL player took a knee this Sunday?
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Ok @rainnwilson, here's my @Lin_Manuel #Ham4All song! Donate now at prizeo.com/Hamilton NOW I CHALLENGE @jennyslate!!!
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Not gonna lie, got a little choked up watching this. Feeling the loves and the gratitudes. Thanks for the coolest shout ever, @LSUBands. GO TIGERS!!!
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Growing a mustache for a movie role, and I find it legitimately hard not to make this face all day long.
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I wish there was a way to know youre in the #GoodOlDays before youve actually left them #TBT #GoldenGlobes #TheOffice
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
And now here is the Office theme with banjo (as God intended!) courtesy of Case Keatley - thanks Case!
Since y’all enjoyed the last one, here’s my version of The Office theme song! This one goes out to my hero Andy Bernard. @edhelms
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Making a huge pot of chili for my family while on lockdown. This might be the dumbest thing I have ever done.
#chiliregrets #coronavirus
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It’s time.
#RemoveTrumpNow
2 more weeks of this insanity is too dangerous.
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You'd be making a really good point if that's why they were kneeling. But it's not why they were kneeling. So you're making a fake point.
I left today's Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.
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Thank you for all of the fabulous birthday wishes! So grateful for the love and sending it right back with my happy dance!
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Tonight Donald Trump refused to condemn white supremacists.
That is so deeply disturbing and horrifying, and utterly disqualifying for the presidency of our great nation.
#Debates2020 #VoteOutHate #BidenHarrisToSaveAmerica
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Viking Daniel Boon should be required to wear his costume for the duration of his prison term.
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And for anyone saying this is just returning the issues to the states where it belongs, the brilliant @Trevornoah is here to explain how that argument is based entirely on horseshit logic.
Conservatives think abortion rights should be left up to the states. Let’s take that argument a few steps further…
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Office reboot? I'll do you one better...Have a great weekend at the movies! @johnkrasinski
#ChappaquiddickMovie #ThisReallyHappened #AQuietPlace #TheOffice
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Trump has made America in his own image. He is the carnage. He is the pain. He is the tragedy. He is the horror. #VoteOutHate
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Congrats Patriots!!! (obviously I'm referring to anyone out there protesting against tyranny, hate and fear-mongering)
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Donald Trump should get his own @benandjerrys ice cream flavor called "Temper Mint" #debatenight
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I assume your talking about Dracula?
Because otherwise this would be super duper fascist.
#CountEveryVote
#WaitForIt
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I’m sorry, what??? Can’t hear you over all of the horns honking and people cheering.
#CongratulationsJoeBiden
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It has been said that Andy Bernard dresses like an Easter egg. So what better picture to wish all of you a very HAPPY EASTER!
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Hey Everyone - Thanks for all of the wonderful, warm birthday wishes today!!! Woohoo!!!
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Whoa. You know things are dicey when a former president feels the need to publicly lecture the sitting president on basic American values.
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It’s official...
THE FAKE NEWS IS REAL!!!
Tune in Dec 13th at 10pm
on Comedy Central
ew.com/tv/2017/11/14/ed-helm…
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No matter how you feel about this election, can we all unite behind hilarious wordplay? #WomensMarch
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And this is why @PeteButtigieg is not just a rising political star, but a genuine, empathetic, and brilliant human being. This one of the most insightful, articulate and compassionate takes one could ever hope to hear on the difficult issue of abortion.
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The Nard Dog will be very disappointed if you don’t VOTE! Not sure where to go? This site will tell you: vote.org/polling-place-locat…
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Pizza review with my @tagthemovie buddies and a very hilarious, surprised fan 😂
#TagMovie @hannibalburess @MrJakeJohnson @Renner4Real @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente nitter.app/stoolpresidente/status…
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Retweet if you’ve ever paid @Gogo for their in-flight WiFi and then just didn’t get any internet for the rest of the flight. Or it was so slow that it was effectively useless and caused you stab your own eyeballs with a corkscrew. #SkywayRobbery
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THANK YOU to my hometown Atlanta @Braves for a chance to serenade today's 7th inning stretch! Sometimes art and baseball go hand in hand
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This is how a president tweets. THANK YOU, JOE!!!
BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD!!!!
#CongratulationsJoeBiden
#Election2020
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I’ve had a lot of issues with Trump and the people he surrounds himself with, but this actually sounds super legit. Sending my check right away, as any rational person would. newsweek.com/donald-trumps-s…
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Just a quick post to say THANK YOU for all of the kind wishes and birthday love today!!!
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Worth noting it only took you one day to write this brutally mean joke about yourself. nitter.app/dennisdmz/status/99050…
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Trump could have tried to staunch the blood now gushing from America's historic wounds. He chose to pour salt. The opposite of leadership.
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Watching the Elf Reunion on Christmas Eve while benefiting GA DEMS?!?! Cue the hot cocoa and sign me up. secure.actblue.com/donate/el…
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I think it’s time we called “trickle down economics” exactly what it is:
A deeply cynical (and extremely effective) way of rebranding the time-honored tradition very powerful people enriching themselves. cbsnews.com/news/tax-cuts-ri…
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Backstage at #SNL with a couple of my FAVORITE PEOPLE - Steve Carell hosting! What a night!!! #BTS #theoffice @ 30 Rockefeller Plaza instagram.com/p/BqT0K2WhfcV/…
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In my home state of Georgia, the US Senate races are incredibly tight!!!
I'm proud to support Democrat Jon Ossoff @ossoff
I even made a little video with my selfie stick!
Click this link to lend your support as well:
secure.actblue.com/donate/20…
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It’s been a bit since I’ve dusted off the ol’ piano and channeled my inner Stu, but it felt like a good way to share some final thoughts to anyone who’s still undecided out there. Most importantly just get out there and vote. After all, we don’t want to wake up Wednesday with one hell of an election hangover! #election #vote #kamalaharris #thehangover
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You forgot the second part: “Meanwhile, we will work to demolish the lives of undocumented children, so they have a drastically diminished chance to live and to love, to thrive and to dream, and to bless our nation and reach their full and glorious potential.”
“We will work to save the lives of unborn children, so they have a chance to live and to love, to thrive and to dream, and to bless our nation and reach their full and glorious potential.” -@realDonaldTrump
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BREAKING NEWS: President Trump is staging a televised fight to the death between Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal to decide who will replace General Mattis as Secretary of Defense. #Mattis #CelebrityAppresident
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So disturbing and enraging. Now just waiting for Trump to weigh in with this old chestnut: “Some very fine people on both sides!”
washingtonpost.com/local/soc…
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Here is why I don’t believe in ghosts: If ghosts were real, we would be seeing spooky apparitions of Hamilton, Madison, Washington, etc. laying waste to Congress in a phantasmagorical shitstorm like a mad army of Freddy Kruegers.
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AMAZING! @NASA was exactly right about #SolarEclipse2017! Maybe we should also trust @NASAClimate? @ScottPruittOK
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WOW! Mindblowing visit to Ellis Island today - Deeply moved by powerful immigrant stories (and the value of National Monuments...)
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Voting feels really good! Like eating an ice cream sandwich. Do it! Just don't put your sticker on your glasses. Very unsafe. Trust me #Vote
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I’ll never forget the day I met punk icon Mose Schrute (I’m tweeting this as Andy Bernard)
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Guys, I just saw this video and, like a lot of you, I thought it was me too! Because accidentally sleeping through the Super Bowl is 100% something I would do!!! #SuperBowl2020 #SleepingBeauty
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Las Vegas, you're always close to my heart - today more than ever. Can not fathom your pain. Sending love, condolences, grace and peace.
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Griswold family selfie w/ @ChevyChaseToGo @1capplegate @chrishemsworth @SkylerGisondo @SteeleStebbins @vacationmovie
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Hi Josh - Welcome to our free society. It's a system in which overturning legitimate elections is frowned upon, and in which no one is obligated to publish your nuclear horse shit. On the bright side, it is also a system in which you are welcome to whine a lot?
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Arizona Senate seat FLIPPED! Huge congratulations to @CaptMarkKelly and his campaign! #FlipTheSenate #AZSen
ALT Congratulations, Mark Kelly!
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Brody Stevens has made me cry with laughter so many times. Can’t believe he’s gone. A truly marvelous and brilliant human being.
#RIPBrodyStevens
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Serious question:
Is @tedcruz on acid?
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Hey Mitt - Show some real backbone and tell Trump that you will be forced to support @JoeBiden unless he commits to a peaceful transfer of power. Otherwise you’re just an angry lemming, complaining about the cliff as you race for its edge.
Fundamental to democracy is the peaceful transition of power; without that, there is Belarus. Any suggestion that a president might not respect this Constitutional guarantee is both unthinkable and unacceptable.
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Rest in peace Alan Thicke - You brought so much light, love and humor to the world! Deeply grateful for your friendship and wisdom.
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PHEW! So thankful Dennis Rodman just got to Singapore! Now I know everything is going to be okay. #NorthKoreaSummit
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Definitely not paying for my blue check mark.
Does @elonmusk have a crush on me?
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Watch for Trump to pardon all of the domestic terrorists who invaded our nation’s Capitol.
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Is this an actual news headline, or a pitch for Hangover 4? cnn.com/2019/02/12/us/abando…
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If you're grading on water consumption, @realDonaldTrump is currently in the lead #debatenight
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