Mexican Coke is better than American Coke.

Another successful Ansem onboarding

If Franklin buys your nft that means you underpriced it by .05 and he’s gonna fix that for you

New influencer who wasn’t here for the NFT bull market declares the next one is close. Ok. Lmao.

Got randomly added to an alpha group dm. They called out a project at 8 am. They all aped in. It rugged at 9 am. Ngl it was kind of impressive.

“Yeah so sorry your life was ruined by crypto have you considered buying back supply of your coin.” …

Listening to Alon on TGs stream. The problem is he thinks ppl like cupssey and Orangie are his core market lmfao. “I’ve been talking to the top trenchers for feedback”. Go talk to the 99% of ppl who are losers on your site for feedback man. This is just incompetent leadership

Portnoy just fucked so many people lmfao

This video goes so hard if you’re retarded

Am I understanding correctly that one of the founders of azuki willingly wrote an article about all his cash grab mints and abandonment of projects? And he was like proud of it? Jfc lmao.

Last year you guys put Fartcoin in Alpha. Then perps. Never listed for spot. Then you listed for spot on binance a dead AI token called Act 1 that was at 15M mc and had 0 onchain volume. The dev quite literally abandoned the project 2 weeks after launch well before you listed it and it was a project that was dependent on the dev. The binance listing caused it to spike from 20M to 900M. It is now at 20M. Binance has always been pay to play no matter how many marketing platitudes and blatant lies you throw at us.

Need to cut costs for nyc. Any groups of 2-4 girls want to split a room?

Dear @vladtenev I loved RH in 2020. I used it every day. Buying and selling stocks. Dabbling in options. Then you turned off the sell button on gme and fcked all of retail. I emptied my account out when you did that and I haven’t used it in 5 years. I didn’t even own any gme but I learned in that moment you don’t give af about your users. Which is weird tbh. Now I have tens of thousands of friends who have made millions in memes and they come to me and say “hey dtrain22, I made it in memes and now I’m looking to park some of my money in less risky equities. Where do you buy your stocks?” And I tell them: anywhere but robinhood. That public trust you lost 5 years ago will never come back. There’s a whole segment of the population with a lot of cash that will never use RH. But it doesn’t have to be this way. You could show retail users that you do actually care about them. You can show them that they matter. That they deserve access to the best performing asset since liberation day. You could do the right thing Vlad. You could list fartcoin. Sincerely, Dtrain22

So there were 3 influencer launched rugs this year Ben.eth - kept 20M, didn’t seed any of the LPs, coins died Shillin/bark - seeded LP, then all the eth was pulled from the LP, coin died Pauly -idk what this clown even did. Made it so any one could just take your tokens lmao. What do these accounts have in common? They all got big by engagement farming not by providing alpha. They are here to get their accounts big enough to make money off their followers via sketchy means. You can make a lot of money from CT. I have. My first recommendation is to not follow the engagement farmers. Find the alpha accounts. Good luck. Have fun.

Murad’s theory is right and the la vape cabal’s is wrong btw.

So rtfkt kept 7 of the 16 1/1 CloneX and then just sold the whole company to Nike? Very cool!

I think ppl underestimate how much damage all the trench streamers and the debacle of the adin ross stream did. Retail came and got rinsed. Those ppl are never coming back. We have to pitch the boomers now that the zoomers are gone. Good thing old rich ppl laugh at farts ngl.

Ape fest finna be lit. Thousands of broke dudes and 3 chicks talking about the good old days of April 28th.

An incredibly short story. A 21 hour story to be exact.

This is crypto’s white ford bronco moment

Incredible things.

Pump fun pre sale buyers dumping huge clips for a 35% gain actually makes a lot of sense for the culture it created.

The year is 2025 I’ve taken the taken the family to Paris and the Louvre. After a few minutes they wander off leaving me to admire 2 of the finest works of art in recorded history. I glance over and notice eccentric billionaire Guy Laliberté standing next to me. “It’s just a check” he mutters. “Is it? It’s just a portrait of a random woman” I reply. He looks over at me and takes in my neon yellow track suit. His eyes are then drawn back to the black check. “Do you know how many of these “checks” there are?” His use of air quotes makes me chuckle. “There’s currently 4569 checks left in the world. This is the only singular black check… for now” I say and begin to walk off. He calls after me “for now??!” I turn back and shrug. “There can be 2 more but tbh I don’t think anyone is capable of getting them”. I give him a wink and head off to the bored ape exhibit happy knowing that I just secured multiple generations of my family’s financial well being due to a serendipitous 1 minute conversation at the Louvre and onboarding someone with the means to chase the mythical black check. It was a good day.

Part of why I went to nyc was to do some high level networking to find a job in web3. So I ended up doing 0 of that lmao. Smoked a lot of weed tho and ate a lot of pizza. Gg.

A short story.* *dont ratio the lizard too hard cuz he’s extremely soft. Maybe he didn’t like the fact that I pointed out how negative his spaces are. Also how you gonna get ratio’d that bad by an account 20x smaller. Maybe he did buy all those followers. Makes u think 🤔

Fartcoin is the easiest trade you’ll ever see in crypto.

Y’all realize NFT prices aren’t coming back for a few years right? And we have a lot further to go down. Enjoy your evening 🤠

For everyone bitching about the Tiffany’s mint price…fun fact: you aren’t their target audience lmao.

So Shaw made a chatgpt wrapper. Went on some podcasts and streams and convinced ppl he’d change the world and has had 2 very public meltdowns after grifting 2 different shitcoins after trying to bury 2 coins he didn’t like? Do I have this right? Everyone is replaceable. Especially in crypto. Also millenials are such fuckin pussies holy shit 😂😂😂 Being a whiny bitch is real bad for business in the real world.

The way Ansem avoids fartcoin you’d think Dip banged his wife

From 5 cents to 10 dollars. What a difference a month makes

My kid has a friend over. Me: hey. Does your dad have any bored apes. Son’s friend: No. what are those? Me: lmao. Gtfo outta my house.

I’ve stolen this but Idgaf. My circle needs to see it lmaoooo.

Apes were successful cuz we never change our pfps. Maybe we minted something cool and changed it for a couple days (I never did) but always back to ape with haste. Consistency matters.

thanks for sharing neither the name of the billionaire nor the name of the coin ur actually goated for that. it’s probably the coolest thing ive seen in my life, you posted an unnamed billionaire and unnamed coin on crypto twitter. heroic. i love solving riddles thats fire bro thanks

We’ve entered the “make shit up” part of the bear market.

My crypto super power is realizing when it is actually over. I rode sol from 3 to 200 and then dumped it all at 120. It was simply over. I rode btc from 11k to 69k and then sold a couple at 48k. I sold my second last ape for 95 June 2022. I’ve sold 0 HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu on the pull back from .20. Why? Because $1 is fud. The game doesn’t even start till it gets to $1. At $1 people start realizing they can buy Bitcoin for a dollar. That drives it to $2. Then people start realizing they can still get a Bitcoin for less than 5 bucks. You get the idea. One day I will sell. I don’t know when that day is. I can simply tell you it’s not today. And it’s not tomorrow. 🟦🟥🟨

Imo theres less than a 10% chance the yugaverse land sale is conducted in $ape. Using 1 eth as the land price, approx 1/3 of the existing ape supply would then be used to buy land. That’s moronic. And yuga doenst want 1/3 of the ape supply on their books. The sale will be in eth

I’m going to out trade you this cycle. As a 50 yr old boomer. On an 8 yr old laptop. With 0 inside info. With a full time job and kids. You should be embarrassed tbh.

I just realized I can’t name a single meme coin created in 2025 that I can confidently say will make it. Making it as defined by me means I can size in and it has enough mindshare and the meme is good enough that I can set it and forget it.

Big accts getting pressed that murad is speed running CT clout. The thing is, murad is simply a better salesman than everyone else. I don’t buy anything that wiz or kook or any of the paid KOLs shill. I don’t buy any memes Ansem shills anymore. Whether you think Murad is full of shit or not doesn’t actually matter. He simply presents his thesis for coins with both the written and spoken word better than everyone else. He takes something which is fundamentally very dumb and obvi degenerate gambling and makes it sound like the greatest thing crypto has ever seen. And that gets people excited for meme coins. And that brings more ppl into meme coins. And that helps everyone. All you have to do is believe in something. Believe in math. It’s just simple math. Lock tf in.

Brother there’s not even 1.5M active users in all of crypto rn😩

Takes a long time to realize you can’t be in every trade. Once you realize this you become a zen trader. I’ve had a rekt guy for 3+ years. I prob missed some sort of claim for the coin. Never participated in the community. I swapped all my pengu for fartcoin when fartcoin bottomed in March. Still have all my penguins tho. But I’m happy when quality wins in crypto whether I’m in it or not. That’s how the space grows in a sustainable way.

Normie friend just replied to my text from July 2022. We are so back.

Boomer degens getting a taste of web3 life in nyc

Incredible things happening. Fartcoin lol

I know I’m 10 years late but Suits is pretty entertaining lmao

Your biggest trade is 500k. Congrats lil bro.

The thing that should terrify you if you’re sidelined on fartcoin is that there is no MM. There’s no team so there’s no one to give tokens to a MM. No sol meme has been this high with no MM. A truly decentralized organic meme coin. A ticker worth billions upon billions.

My career is in sales for tech startups. We would get one big name win and then tell that story in every sales call around the country for the next 2 years. Fartcoin is pump’s 1 flagship win. They should be publicizing that coin non stop. They should take 500M of that 2B and shove it straight into the chart. $10 Fartcoin would get them so much publicity they don’t even know. “Find the next Fartcoin on pump fun app. From 10k to 10B. Find the next 1,000,00x. $1 into a million dollars. Make your wildest dreams come true”. It would be so easy. A marketers dream.

Boomers can now trade their underperforming stocks directly for fartcoin. I can’t believe this is my life.

Pretty sure that was not a reason for anyone lol.

Fartcoin has the best distribution you’ll ever see on a meme coin. It’s the purest thing in crypto. It’s been in accumulation for 3 months. 1 day this thing is going to put in a god candle that makes you question the meaning of life. Idk when that day is. But I know it’s coming.

Ppl have interestingly stopped thinking that fartcoin is the leading indicator for the entire crypto market. Yet it tapped 1.6 and went straight to goblintown and now quite literally everything is following it. Pengu and bonk down 800M this week. Spx down 500M. Interesting.

Pump fun just raised 1.3B and there is only one globally relevant pump fun meme coin in the market. Idk bros but fartcoin seems like a no brainer trade tbh.

I think it’s likely Fartcoin hits $5 before $10.

Probably cuz they read your tweets man.

The choice is obvious. HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ticker: $BITCOIN)

All of CT declaring eth dead and swapping their eth to sol a couple weeks after the eth etf is the most CT thing I’ve ever seen. Like who’s gonna pump sol to 1000 lil bro? SBF is literally in jail. “Retail”. LMAO. Meanwhile every pension fund family office and sovereign wealth fund is gonna pump eth and btc. You know. Ppl with actual money? Like wealth type money? Like generational wealth money. The type of money that moves markets and commodities? If you were better at math you would understand that trillions of dollars is more than all of retail each putting $200 into crypto every month. It’s literally just 3rd grade math at this point. Simple addition and subtraction equations. No calculus. No geometry. No algebra. 3rd grade math. And then when eth gets sent to the stratosphere what do you think happens to something like mog? It goes down? Or it goes so high that you vomit every day when you wake up cause you refused to buy it for a year. 🫵😹

Fartcoin got rejected at 2B start of last week and started heading down basically telling all of us the market was about to die. Now it’s going up while the entire market heads to 0. It’s telling everyone it’s all gonna be ok. Hot air rises.

More Light is the most visible and active irl meme coin dev in crypto and you’re bearish he lost a decision as a last minute replacement after 2 ppl got scared and backed out of fighting bitboy who had been training for a year 😂 20k ppl saw the new hpos jacket. 20k ppl saw him knock a man 3x his size on his ass and take every haymaker. 20k ppl saw a highly entertaining fight. Great job to both bitboy and ML. Study first order thinking vs second order thinking. Read Good to Great. Learn human psychology. $bitcoin fixes this. ❤️💙💛

If you haven’t figured out that Fartcoin is cryptos version of GameStop except on cocaine, idk what to tell you.

Mario has rugged like 15 coins in the last year not to mention 150 other rugs over the last 4 years and ppl I know still go on his stage. Why? Is it a clout thing? I don’t get it.

Fartcoin doesn’t need exchanges. Exchanges need fartcoin. Think about that for a moment. Powerful stuff.

Holding for a day isn’t a conviction play man. I shoved 10 eth into mog and held it for a year plus. I still have a decent amount of my original Fartcoin stack I bought on day 1. When I build my thesis I was prepared to hold the whole stack for a year. It just ended up moving really fast. The last of the 3 apes I minted I sold 14 months after mint for 100 eth. Trenching culture is terrible. 99% of ppl who have joined crypto through “trenching” will be washed out of crypto entirely in the next 6-12 months if not much sooner. Crypto culture will return to finding cool shit and placing longer term bets on it. Because that’s what makes crypto interesting to ppl long term. Fascinating interesting ideas that people come up with for the blockchains. Staring at charts 12 hours a day isn’t the way for 95% of crypto participants. Finding pumpcade and realizing how big it can be because of what it enables. Thats cool shit. And that makes crypto fun for me. And when crypto is fun I print money. Glhf.

Just found out I’ve played monopoly wrong my whole life. If you don’t buy a property you land on it goes to auction for everyone for any bid amount. Had no idea.

I think a lot of you think normies are stupid. They aren’t. They just aren’t immersed in the crypto space like you are. But the normies that bought doge the first time elon tweeted about it probably out traded most of you who spent every day in crypto for the last few years. A lot of retail is like me. Smart, successful, handsome and likes to gamble. But we gamble on what we think is good tech (real) or something that interests and fascinates us that has a clean narrative. When the poker dealer looked at my Harrypotterobamasonic10inu hat repeatedly then finally said “I get more confused the more I look at it” I knew in that moment I had won crypto. It’s going to fascinate everyone. Because it’s so fckin ludicrous. It’s going to catch their eye. But the narrative can be simplified all the way down to the people’s Bitcoin. Bitcoin to $1. Bitcoin to $5. Normies flexing on each other “oh you bought the 100k Bitcoin? I bought the $10 one. Much easier to 10x a $10 coin than a $100k coin dumbass lmao”. That’s clean. Easy. I’ve tweeted much more complex narratives about Hpos10i that will factor in when retail sees this coin. But at its simplest narrative it’s the people’s Bitcoin and you underestimate how powerful that is. The coin who lived. The game doesn’t even start till $1.

When Fartcoin hits $5

A fartcoin whale sold 2% this week and you can’t even tell on the chart lmao. $5 sooner than you think.

Fartcoin will be the first pump fun ticker to go to $5. Also the first to $10. We have a front row seat to history.

The reason I faded ordinals at first is because everyone was just rushing to inscribe anything as long as it had a low inscription number and to me that made 0 sense for creating value. It was a dumb narrative. Sorry. But it was. But now that good unique pfp art has started hitting ordinals with communities forming it would be dumb to still be sidelined. So now I’m not. And since ordinals are all inscribed on-chain on the wealthiest chain they have a pretty good long term narrative. It could get real wild out there soon in ordinals land. If you told me there were multiple 2 btc floor pfp ordinals collections in 6 months I wouldn’t be surprised. I would be more surprised if there were 0. The best part is they are just pfp collections. No utility. No road map. Just art. And air drops. You have bear market ptsd. You aren’t ready.

Ngl ape fest not being announced yet when it’s basically a month away isn’t great.

A lot of my coins are never coming back l have a feeling lmao. But fartcoin is. Up or down it’s the coin everyone mentions. It’s just math at this point. Hot air rises. Bitcoin. Dogecoin. Fartcoin.

My algo is so fcked rn. I’m going through and liking every crypto tweet I see no matter how dumb it is to try and get shit back on track.

The biggest fallacy on CT is if it’s on the TL you’re too late. I bought some random base AI coin 2 days ago and I’m up 7 eth. I bought some random sol AI coin 2 days ago and I’m up 100 sol. Couldn’t tell you what either of them do. Accounts my brain has classified as “not morons” tweeted about them. I saw the tweets. I looked at the coins’ Twitter pages for 30 secs each. The not moron classification is critical when scrolling the TL. If you’re not dividing all of CT accounts into morons and not morons in your brain you might have a tough go of it. Being on CT daily is the biggest asymmetric edge in crypto. We see everything early. If I don’t see it someone else does and tweets about it. All you have to do is figure out which accounts are morons and which are not morons. Easy game 🫨😉😩

Bro @notthreadguy did you let it expire and someone sniped it? Like you used to own it? And now have to pay 2.5 eth to get it back? Tbh it seems like a reasonable sum. A fair number. A number I would choose if that were my wallet that bought it. Hypothetically speaking ofc.

Fartcoin is the most honest thing crypto has ever produced.

Everyone just waited for Clemente to sell and is now piling 6-7 figs into fartcoin. Beautiful tbh.

Btc is wifey. Eth is the hot mistress that provides some fun wifey can’t. Sol is a hooker. Who’s fat af. Literally 300 lbs. Jabba the hut type vibes. Few.

It’s not a hard trade.

Fartcoin at a minimum should have half the mc of sol. That is the fair market value of the idea of fartcoin. You think you finally understand what fartcoin is. But you don’t.

Fartcoin is on the verge of making you hate your life. Your very existence. You chased every bundled new scam instead of just shoving all your money in the most pure honest asset in all of crypto below 500M 45 days ago. You had so many chances. And you’re still so dumb you think you missed it. You’re not a winner. You’re a gambling addict. Addicted to the rush of a 10x on your 2 sol in a 50k coin. But maybe it’s one of the cabal bundled coins so you’ll make 200 sol instead of 20 sol. All you had to do is shove all your money and worldly possessions into fartcoin in early April and wait. But you couldn’t even wait 30 days. The thought of holding something that long in an industry known for scams keeps you up at night. You def couldn’t hold it for 4 months and see it go to $10. Now you’re sidelined. You’ll grow to hate fartcoin. You’ll hate dip wheeler. You’ll hate Tflo. You’ll hate bonk guy. You’ll hate crg. And you’ll hate me and every other fartcoin bull who took time out of their busy day to tweet every day and show you the light. But you don’t really hate us. Look in the mirror to see who you hate. You’re simply not a winner. Fries in the bag brother

It’s disappointing you have 1776 in your bio yet have never read the constitution.

Fartcoin lol

Bought my first ape since July 2021.

Why does no one talk about their solana phones anymore. Is it because they were dumb af and ultimately pointless?

Gainzy streaming on pump fun is one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen in crypto.

I’ve been trying to save everyone on Solana with fartcoin bull posts for 3 months. But not everyone wanted to be saved. Every big scam that launches is bullish Fartcoin. When everyone gets mad enough they will eventually buy the only pure thing on all of sol. fartcoin lol

The replies to this show how retarded most of CT is. 5M is in fact fuck you money. Especially in crypto. Size trading is the easiest thing in the world to do in crypto. So if you have 5M liquid, your stack will just grow substantially over time. Sure you have to do more than bonds and stable farms. Put 4M in tradfi and btc. Keep 1M to make concentrated 6 figure bets in crypto. You’ll be at 10M in a couple years. Then 15. And so on and so forth.

Fartcoin is the dumbest thing that can exist in crypto. It’s exactly the pico top of dumb. Go past fartcoin and it’s too dumb for mass appeal. It’s the ultimate dumb. It’s the perfect dumb. And what you underestimate is how much that is worth. $10 isn’t bull case. It’s worst case.

Hosting a dinner in Vegas for the top female Fartcoin holders. Requirements: - 1 fartcoin minimum in your wallet 1 of the following: -big bouncy rack -generational bottom

Idk how many ppl are in the trading competition but I’m guessing 94.

Odds Ben deletes his Twitter in the next 24-48 hours?

Ppl saw shib go to 40B and bored apes go to 500k for a jpeg and you don’t think mog will go to 20B? Ok. The thing about crypto is the more money you have to start with the easier it is to multiply that exponentially compared to any other asset class. I passed on Mog on its first run to 40M but put the equivalent of a modest but decent SUV into it around 12M when ppl thought it was dead. I was exposed to enough of the community to know it wasn’t. If you understand anything about human psychology you’ll also notice what’s going on in the world around us and if you peel back enough layers of the onion you’ll see a number of psychological reasons as to why mog will continue to crush it. I will not elaborate further on this. Now the middle curve crypto participant will think “it’s already 900M, the most I can get is a 3-4x”. These are the same people who passed on apes at 2 eth. Or 5. Or 10. But as price goes up fomo increases. And crypto degens inherently have higher risk tolerance than normies. That means ppl with crypto wealth will start aping 500k clips into mog. There will be 7 figure buys. Because ppl with that kind of money know it can easily do a 20x+ from here. That’s how they got crypto wealthy in the first place. Watching their crypto assets go parabolic. It’s extremely easy to make size bets in crypto and get massive returns you can’t get in the stock market or real estate or any other asset class. A normie would kill for a 10x on 100k. So crypto degens send it to 10B with size bets and then retail with money takes it from 10 to 20B.* It’s just math at this point. And tokenized winning. 🫵😹 *a year ago I would have said these numbers were impossible. But then btc etf came. And eth etf. Politicians making pro crypto statements. This cycle will be chaotic with violent moves up and down. But it will be the dumbest bull run the world has ever seen. Last cycle will look like a test pump. And if you did your research and read the mog contract code you’d know it literally says in there that this coin mogs all other coins.

If you take the historical relevance of punks, the community strength of apes, and the beauty of art blocks and combined them all into one deflationary project and added gamification, you would have Checks. It will go higher than you think it can.

Hpos10i rn is the equivalent of bayc at 1 Eth floor May 2021. We all said the next bayc in crypto would look nothing like bayc. And we were right. It looks like the end game of shitcoins. Me and the homies getting rich off the dumbest possible meme coin name you could think of. HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu Ticker: $BITCOIN

I minted apes 197-99. Every time I sold an ape it ended up being at the wrong time. And my ape sales were in order 109(gold ape, first 3 digit Eth bayc sale), 47 (ape I bought for 4 after gold sale) on the run to 60 pre mutants, 75 on the first run to 100, and 95 on the pull back from 150. My gold ape had a market value of 1500 eth a few months after I sold it. But I used the eth from it to buy 2 more apes, to buy an m2 serum for 9 that I sold for 69. I compounded the gains from that sale. I also cashed out eth over the next year to pay myself back the money I put into crypto. My entire crypto portfolio is a free roll. I sold 30% of my original hpos stack a couple months ago. But I took that Eth and put it into a bunch of NFTs I felt are grossly undervalued. I bought back into pepe. I added prime and Tao. Things I wanted exposure to. And those things, like hpos, will continue to go up ideally. And now I can ride quite a sizable ticker Bitcoin position as it marches towards its destiny of why it has 10 in its name but have exposure to other things I find interesting and expect to do well. Compounding gains at different risk and volatility levels. You won’t sell the top. But if you’re smart about it, it won’t matter. When the numbers get too good to be true scale out. It will go higher after you begin scaling out. But when you look back a couple years later you’ll realize you out traded 99% of the world. The next 2 years are gonna be real dumb. Like dumber than you can imagine. The dumbest cycle the world has ever seen. And I’m ready to be dumber than you 🤝 Also you would have sold that gold ape for 3 eth a week after mint 😂😂😂 Ape 197. One of the greatest NFTs imo.