ACTUAL PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA; DELETED THE STUPID TWEET; WORLD'S FOREMOST EXPERT ON AIR BUD; MCFLURRY TRUTHER
OUTSIDE OF THE WHITE HOUSE
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.@iamcardib endorses Kamala Harris: “Donny Dump, if your definition of protection is making sure our daughters have fewer rights than their mothers, then I don’t want it”
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SINCERELY, THE POLISH
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WE'VE EVOLVED FROM CYNICAL CLICKBAIT INFLUENCERS PRETENDING 2 HELP PEOPLE 4 VIEWS 2 IMAGINARY PEOPLE PRETENDING 2 HELP IMAGINARY PEOPLE 4 VIEWS
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REMEMBER THAT TIME PEOPLE THOUGHT THERE WAS A WELL-FUNDED CABAL OF POWERFUL PEOPLE, RANGING ACROSS INDUSTRIES AND IDEOLOGIES, WORKING TOGETHER BEHIND THE SCENES TO INFLUENCE PERCEPTIONS, CHANGE RULES AND LAWS, STEER MEDIA COVERAGE AND CONTROL THE FLOW OF INFORMATION
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THE BEST PART OF 3RD DOSE BOOSTER SHOTS IS THAT IT SCREWS UP ALL THE DATA N NOBODY WILL KNOW WTF IS GOING ON 4 WEEKS
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Bear-Do-Well 🐻
LIFE HACK: IF U GET VACCINATED N GET COVID UR STILL ALLOWED 2 GO 2 ALL THOSE 'VACCINATED ONLY' ELITE CLUBS LIKE THE GROCERY STORE JUST SHOW THEM UR VACCINATION CARD N GO RIGHT ON IN
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REMEMBER THAT TIME A LOCAL DNC MEDIA MANAGER SAID EVERYONE WHO GOT RAN OVER YESTERDAY DESERVED IT CUZ OF KARMA
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SO 2 RECAP
TWITTER VERIFIED A CCP SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNT JUST A SHORT TIME AFTER THE ACCOUNT WAS CREATED DESPITE SPECIFICALLY NOT HAVING AN ACTIVE VERIFICATION PROGRAM SINCE 2017 WHICH WENT DARK N GOT SUSPENDED ONCE TOO MANY 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁 CALLED IT OUT
N TWITTER HAS SAID ZERO
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STOP LETTING APPEALS FALL IN2 THE DARK VOID
@alexandrosM HAS BEEN WAITING 4 WEEKS
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HE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN VACCINATED
Wanted you to hear directly from me that despite being fully vaccinated, I have contracted Covid and am not going to be able to fight next weekend. Preparing for this comeback has been everything to me over the last months, & I want to thank everyone for their tremendous support.
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LOL ROGAN WAS JUST LIKE "OK HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN I BOOK IN A ROW THAT WILL REALLY PISS THESE PEOPLE OFF"
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REMEMBER WHEN THE LEFT SAID IF SOMEONE WHO LOVED HITLER WAS ON UR SIDE IT SHOULD MAKE U RECONSIDER BEING ON THAT SIDE
THEY STOPPED SAYING THAT HUH
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BREAKING: U2 THREATENS 2 ADD THEIR ALBUM 'SONGS OF INNOCENCE' 2 EVERYONE'S FAVORITES ON SPOTIFY IF THEY DON'T REMOVE JOE ROGAN
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4 THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP NEIL
March 2023 marks the 50th anniversary release of @PinkFloyd’s legendary album Dark Side of the Moon.
And I’ve spend 50 yrs undoing the misconception it has caused.
The Moon has a far side, but no dark side -- nor is it “all dark”. On the Moon, the day/night cycle lasts a month.
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IN MARCH, ANYONE BELIEVING A VACCINE COULD B FOUND N DISBURSED BY DECEMBER WAS IGNORANT OF SCIENCE N RECKLESS
IN DECEMBER, ANYONE HESITANT 2 GET THE VACCINE IS IGNORANT OF SCIENCE N RECKLESS
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HI JESSE THIS IS GATOR
REMEMBER WHEN THE NUKE GUY HAD A PARAPHILIA WHERE HE WALKED HIS SEXUAL PARTNERS AROUND IN CHAIN LEASHES WHILE THEY WORE LEATHER DOG MASKS
N THEN ROUTINELY STOLE WOMENS LUGGAGE AT THE AIRPORT N WORE THEIR DRESSES 2 WORK AT THE WHITE HOUSE
The most powerful person in government other than POTUS, who has been in bleary-eyed conspiracy-theorizing spiral for weeks and who the WSJ reported has used "LSD, cocaine, ecstasy, mushrooms and ketamine" in a manner that has alarmed his companies' execs and board members, has changed his X handle so it sounds like "hairy balls" and is now offering circumcisions in his bio.
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THE TALIBAN WILL NOT TAKE OVER AFGHANISTAN DO U KNOW HOW STRONG THE AFGHANISTAN MILITARY IS
OMG A FACEPAINTED LOON IN HORNS IS SITTING IN PELOSI'S CHAIR THAT MEANS HE RUNS THE COUNTRY NOW
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N THEN AFTER THE ELECTION THEY WERE LIKE 'MEET THE WELL-FUNDED CABAL OF POWERFUL PEOPLE, RANGING ACROSS INDUSTRIES AND IDEOLOGIES, WORKING TOGETHER BEHIND THE SCENES TO INFLUENCE PERCEPTIONS, CHANGE RULES AND LAWS, STEER MEDIA COVERAGE AND CONTROL THE FLOW OF INFORMATION'
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N THEN THE PEOPLE WHO SAID THEY DIDN'T EXIST FOUND OUT THEY EXISTED N SAID 'WOW THAT'S REALLY COOL!'
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WHAT'S THAT GATOR?
OH NOTHING JUST THE EDITOR OF SCIENCE MAGAZINE AGREEING WITH THE DUMMEST THOUGHT EVER TWEETED
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AS U CAN SEE UR HONOR SATELLITE IMAGERY SHOWS THE DEFENDANT CLEARY AIMING THE GUN RECKLESSLY
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THANK GOD THERE WAS NO WELL-FUNDED CABAL OF POWERFUL PEOPLE, RANGING ACROSS INDUSTRIES AND IDEOLOGIES, WORKING TOGETHER BEHIND THE SCENES TO INFLUENCE PERCEPTIONS, CHANGE RULES AND LAWS, STEER MEDIA COVERAGE AND CONTROL THE FLOW OF INFORMATION
36. “VERY WELL DONE ON SPEED” Trump was being “visibility filtered” as late as a week before the election. Here, senior execs didn’t appear to have a particular violation, but still worked fast to make sure a fairly anodyne Trump tweet couldn’t be “replied to, shared, or liked”:
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HMM YES ONLY NOW IS IT TIME 2 ASK THAT QUESTION
"Do we want a society in which political conflict is settled on the streets between people with guns? One in which everyone is armed and can therefore view the other people armed as a plausible threat?" says @chrislhayes. "Is that the society we want?"
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WHAT IF THE REAL REASON PEOPLE R HYDROPHOBIC IN TRUMP WATERS IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW 2 NAVIGATE REALITY N DEMAND SOMEONE SPEAK 2 THEM IN A SOOTHING VOICE N TELL THEM THEY'RE GOOD BECAUSE IT'S ALL A HALLUCINATION 2 THEM N E WAY
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REMEMBER THAT TIME A CCP SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNT GOT BLUE CHECK JUST DAYS AFTER BEING CREATED WITH A FAKE IDENTITY N 60 FOLLOWERS N THEN WENT DARK AFTER THEY GOT CAUGHT BUT NOW IS JUST A GREY THUMB WITH A BLUE CHECK MARK
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"WE DON'T HAVE LONG TERM SAFETY DATA ON THESE TWO DOSE VACCINES"
"NOT A PROBLEM THEY'RE NOW THREE DOSE VACCINES"
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NPR JUST PROMOTED A BOOK CALLED IN DEFENSE OF LOOTING BUT SURE IT REQUIRES A LEAP OF FAITH THAT A PARTICULAR SIDE DOESN'T RESPECT THE LAW 4 THE LAWS SAKE
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LITERALLY ALL WE HAD 2 DO WAS VACCINATE N PROTECT THE MOST AT RISK N LEAVE EVERYONE ELSE A PAMPLET
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WHOLE LOTTA PEOPLE SHOWED JUST HOW LITTLE IT TAKES 4 THEIR AUTHORITARIAN INSTINCTS 2 KICK IN OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS
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WHAT #TruckTheNYT
The New York Times isn’t covering the Canadian Freedom Convoy. Let’s see how quickly we can change that. Use the hashtag #TruckTheNYT to embarrass “The Paper of Record” into reporting the news!
#TruckersForFreedom
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