High-Level Cultural Commentary®
New York City
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We need to nip this "Benson Boone" thing in the bud before it really gets out of control.
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Maybe I am old fashioned, but this feels like a phone call not a text.
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I met Harry Styles last week at a coffee shop in Los Angeles, and he was wearing cream-colored flared trousers, loafers, and pink tinted square sunglasses. He was a vision even off the clock!
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The energy in NYC right now is “popular bar in your hometown the night before Thanksgiving.”
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Taylor Swift doing an album with Aaron Dressner and Bon Iver and the title is purposely lower case. I’m shook.
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Three years sober today. I will never stop physically destroying myself in the gym to fill the void left by drugs. But seriously, If you need help, ask for it.
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Gwen Stefani's downward spiral into suburban farm girl for this loser is truly tough to watch -
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Lena Dunham got the word "sick" tattooed on the back of her neck like she is a wakeboarder from Arizona.
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What's the worst content right now ... Bread baking, adults on TikTok, or the push-up contest? Tough to say!
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Every fucking sweatshirt in LA is like “Beverly Hills Desert Tennis & Golf Social Club Crew”
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I love people congratulating celebrities for becoming billionaires on this website. Who are you talking to? LOL.
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“2022 was both challenging and rewarding” is the perfect caption for a photo carousel featuring food photos, a beach shot, a stack of unread books, one hot selfie, and one silly selfie.
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Should I start all emails with "You already know what the fuck it is" or would that put some people off?
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I think this guy is carrying around a skateboard with no wheels or trucks as an accessory. We are doomed —
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In the Shawn Mendes doc he plays “Slow Dancing in a Burning Room” backstage with Camila Cabello and she says “Fuck yea” ... I felt that.
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Love reading about "teen creators" being "burnt out" from making TikTok videos. Life is going to get much worse guys!
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The quarterback and the cheerleader from your high school that never moved and have three kids -
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Balenciaga sending personalized cracked iPhones with show information engraved on the back is very cool!
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The popularity of axe throwing bars and escape rooms is the clearest illustration of how boring people are.
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Girl's Instagram stories on their friends birthdays ...
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These gift guides have gotten way too niche. Get your Dad a cashmere sweater and keep it moving. Trust me, he doesn't want the glass soup spoons from the MoMA Design store.
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We are fucking doomed.
The new ~thing~ on Instagram is turning a pillow into fashion and it’s pretty delightful (you can find under #QuarantinePillowChallenge
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When you are rich, successful, married to a supermodel, and ripped but deep down so regular that you get a face tattoo at 42 years old to feel edgy -
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NYC Scene Report: Gigantic pants, weird hair, cigarettes, Dr. Clark, Cuban heels, Beverly's, Balthazar outdoor dining presented by Resy and American Express, niche free newspapers, reading books outside, Wet Paint, Close Friends, Florida, Ben Smith, tennis, and car ownership.
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The Ralph Lauren restaurant in Chicago is the kind of place where you would run into your best friend from boarding school’s Dad on a date with his mistress.
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