Jalen and Jacoby forever, Grantland forever.
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The Chiefs just gave up a FART (fumble and return for touchdown) and a TAINT (touchdown after interception) back to back.
First ever FART and TAINT back to back.
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It’s time. After 23 years with ESPN, we have mutually decided to move on. I’ve learned everything I know there, met my best friends there, met my wife there, and leave with zero regrets. I can’t wait to share what’s next.
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Ankle: “I’m broke”
Everybody that ever played basketball: “let me just tighten these shoestrings”
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If Meek Mill is at the Sixers game tonight sitting next to Iverson...the Sixers are winning the next four NBA championships.
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I’m just gonna leave this here from July 24th...
If the Bucks and the Heat meet in the second round, @djacoby is picking Miami to win.
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James Harden: “My hamstring feels better.”
Ben Simmons: “My mental health feels better.”
Gamblers: “My Nets bet feels better.”
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Saw this series play out in mid-July...
If the Bucks and the Heat meet in the second round, @djacoby is picking Miami to win.
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I’m from Buffalo now, have always lived in Buffalo, I’m a Buffaloan? Buffaloer? I’m an actual buffalo and always was:
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Arya is going to kill the dragon w/ the spear then get bodied.
The soup line girl is the Red Woman.
Tyrion learned something from Bran that will redeem him later on.
Lyanna Stark about to pop out dead with homie’s harp.
The Night King is Giannis Antetokounmpo.
All facts.
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Imagine if someone told you this morning that, later today, Giannis would go 16-17 from the line and a penis would go to space…
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Not saying this is HOW it is going to happen but this is what I WANT to happen:
1) Arya kills Dany
2) Jon Snow refuses the throne
3) Tyrian and Sansa rule as KING AND QUEEN
4) Blazers upset Warriors in seven
5) Brittany and Jax break up
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“I wish America loved black people as much as they love black culture” a powerful phrase from @jalenrose #icantbreathe
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I love what Tom Brady is doing with his free agency, “I don’t know where I’m playing but I know where I’m NOT playing.”
He should eliminate one team everyday like The Bachelor.
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I’m inventing an app that listens to conference calls for you and pings you when you’re name is called.
Do I get my billions of dollars now or do I have to put a power point together or something, how does this work?
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I just showed up to my rec league game and the guy at the door saw me and said, “Are you the ref?”
Not great.
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That’s it, LeBron’s staying. nitter.app/uproxxsports/status/10…
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As the face of this I want to do three things:
1) apologize in general
2) apologize to @TaylorRooks and @JaMorant
3) Give a big shout to “Matty Ice” for watching from a what looks like a liquor store
he absolutely did not say this in the interview. and I can't believe it was broadcast that he did. there should be a correction issued for that. @espn
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To be fair, Blake Bortles DID tell us he was LeBron James last week and no one took him seriously.
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I just woke up to the news.
Lakers going 98-0 next year.
Breaking: Free agent Lance Stephenson has agreed to join the Los Angeles Lakers, league sources tell @ChrisBHaynes.
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Jalen Rose
An incredibly touching and emotional moment as @JalenRose pays tribute to his late mother on NBA Countdown ❤️
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I couldn’t love the NBA more;
Kyrie is back in Boston, burning sage before the Nets face the Celtics:
(via @NBCSCeltics)
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I just locked myself in the bathroom so I could eat a tuna sandwich in peace. I hate Corona Virus so much.
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Wait wait wait wait wait wait.....WWWWHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTT? mercurynews.com/2017/06/02/k…
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I’ll just leave this here too...
"Kawhi has not been himself, and this Clippers team has not been itself. ... This Clippers team is not the Clippers team it looks like in paper!"
@djacoby is warning you now.
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Major celeb sighting, just walked past the guy from the Fyre Festival doc who said he would, well, you know.
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Me and @Jalenrose been popping the trunk for eight years! Appreciate all your support, let’s make it eight more:
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Today at 2pm on ESPN2, the return of The Podfather @BillSimmons set your DVRs:
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Two people went into the NBA Bubble stars and came out superstars, @JimmyButler and @malika_andrews congrats to them both.
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The Ocho is on ESPN2 all day. It’s weird, unproven, and makes no sense. So of course they asked @katienolan and I to host it. Tune in.
Also shout to @katienolan and the @AlwaysLateESPN staff for being the best at being the best.
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My six year old son accidentally saw the George Floyd video. His instinctual reaction will not surprise you:
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My wife just announced she is doing chicken instead of turkey this year THE REVOLUTION HAS STARTED!
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The best story about @jalenrose ever told by THE PODFATHER @billsimmons enjoy:
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Jennifer’s contribution to the Blazers’ success in these playoffs has been wildly under appreciated.
Shout to Jennifer.
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Kawhi watching Coco like, “I don’t want to take the spotlight from this young queen, I’ll announce tomorrow.”
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Every Laker right now is 80% ecstatic about LeBron and 20% scared they’ll get traded.
Sorry, I meant 100% scared they’ll get traded.
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‘Jalen and Jacoby’ is expanding to one hour starting Monday and will be airing 2pm-3pm on ESPN2. Pods will be longer as well. Full week of shows next week with @JalenRose too. #GTPWTW
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.@JalenRose and I popped the trunk: bit.ly/1QYy3C8 and had to pay respect to our brother @BillSimmons
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Lester Quinones went WAAAAAY TOOO SHORT with the shorts. This is criminal. @JalenRose
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It’s honestly disrespectful to @JalenRose to have him on here like this. This is a pyramid and he’s at the top.
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Prayers for Jeanne Rose: Mother of Dragons, Motown’s Mom, Inventor of The Name Jalen, and Queen of Outfits...
I just heard my friend and homeboy @JalenRose talk about his mom on his show Jalen & Jacoby. I just want to say Jalen, I’m praying your mother gets well soon. God bless you, your mother, and your wife Molly!
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More than the columns, features, podcasts, and videos...I will cherish the people and the memories.
Welp, we had a hell of a run.
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This is the greatest athletic achievement of our species: nitter.app/destroyingvines/status…
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My wife thought that a fan ran in from the crowd and hugged LeBron at the buzzer...it was Dellavedova.
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This dude just put up 81 points in @JCrossover’s summer league. @isaiahthomas joins us on @JalenandJacoby at 2pm! You won’t want to miss it:
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I'm not an NBA head coach but if I were, and I had something called "The Death Lineup," I would play it WAY more than the Warriors have.
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RIGHT REASONS REUNION! I defended Corrine/naps, we celebrated the Milwaukee Art Museum, and, most importantly, @julietlitman cried:
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There is only one thing that could ever make me stop religiously watching NBA basketball…Antonelli’s cheese shop.
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Tune in tomorrow 7am-9am on FS1. This is going to be fun.
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.@CJC9BOSS says the Suns didn’t see the “Suns in 4” clip…THEY WATCHED IT LIVE:
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I thought this would be WAY higher:
.@KingJames actually jumped 😅 nitter.app/BleacherReport/status/…
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I will miss you "Super Van" you served us well. May your future be filled with less tears and vomit than your past.
Forever a member of the minivan mafia.
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Top five dead or alive and I don’t even know this dude. Absolute legend.
I am leaving ESPN.
Salary cap casualty.
Thanks for the opportunity Vince Doria & Al Jaffe & for taking my solicitations
Herman/Stinton/Lynch.
I will miss the people.
I will miss the vending machine set up over by the old Van Pelt joint.
We had everything.
IntoTheGreatWideOpen#
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Having children has a lot of benefits but one of the most enjoyable is having Cinnamon Toast Crunch back in your life.
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I shared with my colleagues and FRIENDS who produce @HIGHNOONonESPN that my only regret from the @MeekMill interview was the pound at the end. Naturally, they made a video detailing it and shared it with the public because that's what FRIENDS do.
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I had to do it to @jalenrose not exactly the same production late in his career as MY MVP @KingJames
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