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Replying to @fasc1nate
The person taking the video should be helping her
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Get ready to shimmy! Today is Pat Benatar's birthday!
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Replying to @MorbidKnowledge
It took balls to develop that device.
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Hawaii Five-0
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Just need to cut back on the mangoes
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Neil Young - Heart Of Gold
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"Teachers in the U.S. will spend an estimated $3.35 billion of their own money on classroom supplies in the 2024-25 school year. The average teacher will spend $883.60," per MorePerfectUnion.
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Replying to @Super70sSports
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Replying to @fasc1nate
They left the cameraman behind.
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I'm taking a break.
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Bryan Adams - Summer of '69
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Replying to @FAFO_TV
Brings back the memories
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Minnie Riperton - Lovin' You
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Replying to @teachmrshold
The list has been cleared. Everything should be there on Saturday.
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It’s because of me.
Walmart sells millions of products. But one item is easily its best seller. Bananas. It sells more than a billion each year.
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RIP Ozzy Osbourne (1948–2025)
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Marathon Man, starring Dustin Hoffman and Laurence Olivier, premiered 49 years ago today.
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Replying to @MorbidKnowledge
Of course it happened during Final Destination
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
An Officer and a Gentleman
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Be careful, teachers
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
War - Low Rider
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Replying to @teach2207
I'm still using the landline phone from my childhood.
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Happy Easter!
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (Saturday Night Fever)
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Replying to @cmcfarland77
This list has been cleared (except for the gift cards). The table skirt should be there next Wednesday. Everything else should be there on Sunday.
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Happy birthday to Lionel Richie
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This is absolutely sickening!
Charlie Kirk has passed away at the age of 31. A husband, a father of two, and a man of God. He completely reshaped our country and had so much ahead of him. Gut-wrenching. Rest in peace, Charlie.
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I remember the days when traveling was a violation.
Giannis got away with SIX STEPS 😭
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Kiss - Beth
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Replying to @Super70sSports
Jake "Daylight Come and You Gotta" Delhomme
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Replying to @TheCinesthetic
Interstellar
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Fun fact: I've never stepped inside a Starbucks and I've only had one cup of coffee in my entire life.
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Replying to @FAFO_TV
Three seconds of foolishness = a lifetime of back pain.
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Chic - Le Freak
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Replying to @introvertsmemes
I've been doing it for free.
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Happy birthday to Barry Gibb (79)
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It's shimmy time, people! Today is Pat Benatar's birthday!
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More exciting than the NBA
Sorry I can't! I'm locked in to the German Shopping Cart Return Championships...
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Replying to @historyinmemes
They still expected the wife to prepare the meals.
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Another sign that I'm super old
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Indeed
If you ever have a genuine impulse to be generous, just do it. You’ll rarely regret it.
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This is how I've been cutting my hair for the past 30 years:
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet - Bachman–Turner Overdrive
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Replying to @DudespostingWs
That’s why I have a wall of Bounty.
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Jerry Maguire premiered 28 years ago today. Here's my favorite scene from the movie:
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Replying to @Super70sSports
I had a crush on Holly.
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Bruce Hornsby - The Way It Is
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Modern English - I Melt with You (Valley Girl)
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Musical Youth - Pass the Dutchie
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Replying to @historyinmemes
“I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose free will.”
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
When In Rome - The Promise (Napoleon Dynamite)
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Golden Earring - Twilight Zone
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Crowded House - Don’t Dream It’s Over
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Scandal - Goodbye to You
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Replying to @MelissaDarrow
The utility cart should be there on Wednesday.
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Nick Gilder - Hot Child in the City
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Heart - Barracuda
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Very impressive 👏🏼
VIDEO: 🚨 Man set new Guinness world record.
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Elton John and Kiki Dee - Don't Go Breaking My Heart
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Happy birthday to Gladys Knight
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Note to self: Avoid lifting weights, take guitar lessons, and grow a few inches.
Irish women are asked, "What makes a man attractive?" in 1967
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Since December 31, 2020: Amazon's stock is up 31.1% Walmart's stock is up 102.9% I believe Walmart $WMT will outperform Amazon $AMZN for years to come.
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Replying to @RockNRoLL_85
The Beatles The Rolling Stones Led Zeppelin
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Replying to @mikeyj_2012
The monitor stand should be there on Thursday.
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Nazareth - Love Hurts
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Prince - Little Red Corvette
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Bow Wow Wow - I Want Candy
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Replying to @TheCinesthetic
Before Sunrise
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Replying to @ReturnofR
The 70s
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Haddaway - What Is Love
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Replying to @TeachMagicDaily
The Apple iPad should be there between September 16 and October 10.
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This is insane: AMD stock, $AMD, extends gains to +35% on the day after its deal with OpenAI. AMD is on track for its biggest single-day market cap gain in history.
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Amazon is giving me anxiety.
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Replying to @jane_strauser
The three items should be there tomorrow.
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Rod Stewart with Ronald Isley - This Old Heart of Mine (Is Weak for You)
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Amii Stewart - Knock on Wood
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Urban Cowboy premiered 45 years ago today.
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Stealers Wheel - Stuck in the Middle With You (Reservoir Dogs)
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Replying to @charliebilello
My health insurance premium increased by 27.2% over the last two years and 46.6% over the last five years. It went up a whopping 254.6% over the last 10 years!
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Replying to @KDifrances93789
The document camera should be there on Saturday.
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Replying to @jane_strauser
The storage cart should be there on Thursday.
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
KC and the Sunshine Band - That's the Way (I Like It)
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Commodores - Brick House
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Replying to @RetroNewsNow
I had a crush on Miss Landers.
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
The marimba solo in Moonlight Feels Right
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Kajagoogoo - Too Shy
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Denzel Washington turns 70 today. Here he is as Lieutenant Commander Ron Hunter in Crimson Tide (1995):
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Replying to @i_teach_1st
The director's chair should be there around July 8.
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Ohio Players - Fire
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Replying to @RetroMoviesDB
Sir Larry Wildman (Wall Street)
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We gave up too much for Durant 😭
Breaking: The Phoenix Suns are trading two-time NBA Finals MVP Kevin Durant to the Houston Rockets for Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks, the No. 10 pick in the 2025 draft and five second-round picks, sources tell @ShamsCharania. Get breaking news alerts from Shams Charania through the ESPN app: espn.smart.link/paubshxwt
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Replying to @BlackHeart3113
The storage cabinet should be there on the 15th.
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