everything is a meme building things at @nusomi_ai

San Francisco, CA
Replying to @wydlamar
“hope this email finds you well”
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who is there
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Replying to @EllaYurman
how a programmer sees the world
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Replying to @Dexerto
in America your sleep depends on the cloud
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Replying to @solasectora
that’s really professional. impressed
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Replying to @fleabaghs
4th follow request looking like this
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Replying to @hollowearthterf
“in america they turn chinese after a certain age”
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feds are knocking
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Replying to @oprydai
how a physicist sees the world
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still think about this
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Replying to @nickimoraa
women hit another man after breakup thinking their ex man was the issue. bro you have the emotional intelligence and maturity of a rock, and your therapist is the problem
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Replying to @kanomalie
dave asks too many questions
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hi i made a version of you
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Replying to @Dexerto
when you order physics from temu
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chat we are SO BACK i am back tenso is back it was only possible because of this based man, forever thankful for tetsuo's help to get it back
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did i not tell you to stop?
are you subtweeting e-girls?
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Replying to @tom_jiahao
this has a whole market beyond just handling balls
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beauty and the beast.
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Replying to @usdrippin
“they don’t know i’m not 50 anymore”
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Replying to @32nd_guessing
how a physicist sees the world
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Replying to @tinaagain
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Steve Jobs son btw (Reed Jobs)
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Replying to @1xeraz
“we regret to inform you” “did you?”
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not a situationship not a relationship but a secret third more sinister thing
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we need a slur for people who take everything too seriously
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Replying to @a_space_person
t-rex steak would bang
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overnight success is months and years of empty failures
Replying to @kanomalie
i’ve made 18k tweets and not once i complained or cared about the payout. i was here posting into the void with 0 likes. i still don’t have payouts enabled
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you took how much tylenol today?
"you merged how many PRs today?"
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this is me btw
all along i was just an asian girl
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in all possible worlds, i'll dream versions of you, until you find me
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not a wife not a girlfriend but a secret third thing
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fumbling a baddie in every universe type shi
Replying to @nikitabier
Thank you so much for inviting me! I'm truly grateful to X, you and everyone, and I really want to come. But I'm actually leaving SF soon...😢 I'll definitely come to SF again, soon! When I do, we absolutely have to meet up! Pinky promise✨
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Replying to @Greenblox1
that's really scary
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every single person i’ve followed has tweeted a thing that clicked with my heart and mind
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“in america you don’t get the right quantity of food after you pay thousands of dollars online”
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Replying to @ViagraPussy
your username is a work of art.
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100 e-girls vs one replyguy
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f**k your main, what’s your alt? i wanna know the real you
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
like they didn’t do it in his peak rap career?
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are you subtweeting e-girls?
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Replying to @kawausosuki0513
good morning, i made a version of you 😌
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i’m extremely thankful 🙏
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Replying to @buffys
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these are the hands women yearn for
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fuck your body count tell me your love count
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replying to e-girls while she’s looking away
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Replying to @neet_sol
“he is ceo”
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Replying to @Jus_Simplii_Me
i fuck to scare the shit out of my workouts.
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Replying to @lindynap
chat, he’s talking about UK
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i cheated on my husband, after lying to him for years about my feelings. i fell for somebody, and let them fall for me under false pretenses and lies. i've majorly wounded those i care most deeply for, and it's irrevocable. i've lied to you too i'm a woman, i have a husband and children, i played bait games for engagement and attention. i don't care how most of you see or think about me anymore, none of it matters. i feel awful and rightfully so.
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i changed my header after almost 15yrs
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mom i escaped the containment zone
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Replying to @ExtremeBlitz__
“does it get better after turning 20”
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mom, i’m famous
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this is the secret fourth thing
not a husband not a boyfriend not a male bestie but a secret fourth thing
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insane to be pissed off by a pic lmao
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a third wheel has joined the couple
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chat, i keep adding new wheels
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this is a lore where addiction to this app lead me to build something that truly made my ex extremely satisfied i thought, can i really make her happy while being addicted to dopamine fix from this app? and there was the idea, each time i posted, and my post received a like, the device would buzz. she would know, im thinking about her, always
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she’s a 10 but she has strong opinions
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not a husband not a boyfriend not a male bestie but a secret fourth thing
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Replying to @kawausosuki0513
hi. hello. i made a version of you 😌
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when i turned 21, person at the register took my real ID. i called the cops and they mounted a full swat team to breach and get my id back the clerk was fired, tased 36 times, and the owner gave me drinks for free not to mention the owner also let me get alcohol free for lifetime. everyone applauded me, and later the mayor gave me an award for my bravery
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almost all fetish apps (ex. feetfinder) is focused on men nothing for women. i’m changing that soon
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it’s really easy to cheat on everything. cheat on your wives, cheat on your bfs, cheat on your ideals, cheat on your diet, cheat on your goals it’s really hard to be honest and committed. that hardship turns you into someone real, someone worth trusting. someone to look up to
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if she uses these emojis she has eboys on an e-leash 🥹🥺🥰🫶😍😘💕💖💞🩵✨🤩🙂‍↕️
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Replying to @int6wn
deleting them is just making space for your heart to breathe again
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male bestie to boyfriend pipeline WHERE???
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hottest thing a woman can do is understand your jokes
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if you’re seeing this it means you’re Chinese
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chat, i’ve updated my header again
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yacine is just a grifter and if anyone of you like him, i highly recommend you to try to file a patent on the left we have yacine with magical prompts. on the right we have system prompts for all major ai apps like bro what are you even trying to hide?
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i’m not a 34yo man. i just turned 23 today
i want to come clean. i’ve been lying to y’all
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Replying to @CaudilloXIV
“he’s on instagram again”
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here’s a new version of her
Release all the versions of her @distributedkv 😏
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dating is cooked
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bro knew how to grow back virginity
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chat, we’re doing it differently today
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e-boys e-dating e-girls but never e-fu*k
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Replying to @ItIsHoeMath
that's a legit horror story
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chat, i still miss her
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a dating app where you show only hands
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Replying to @AlexCaswen
“what are your intentions with my daughter?” “don’t worry sir, she’s going to fumble me”
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just moved to sf with a dream and a mattress
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saddest story for a man
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chat, i’ve no idea what this is
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waffle is back
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all i need is 4.73M impressions
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asked her to marry me and she lmao’d 🥀🥀🥀
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we out here collectively pissing everyone off
This is a good combo
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big thanks to the X creator accounts team for lifting my suspension you’re working with an insane amount of complexity on this platform. i truly appreciate the effort that goes into improving it while still taking time to look at individual cases like mine it means everything when you help someone get their account back, i’m genuinely grateful for that creators bring engaging content to the platform and i really hope with new system there’s more visibility into suspension and appeal process and hopefully a path for creators whose accounts were mistakenly suspended
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scariest thing today
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> oomfs > oomfina > oomfette > oomferina > oomferella
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department of gpu efficiency
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"dad, how did we get so rich?" "your mom got 1B impressions from a chili dog"
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are you a clanker? share your results. check link in replies
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not an internship not a j*b but a third more soul sucking thing
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