progaming 🗨️ languages eboy and mousefeel 🖱️ epicure, working on Nintendo® 🎮 Excel™ for the 📱 vpriPhone

holiday mini project: balatrize hazel. made this real after last week's mockup proved popular
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this is what 100% of your hustle grindset striver posts sound like to me
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daily reminder that everywhere around you, professedly platonic solids privately bustle with ungovernable fibrations
thinking about how hedges aren't green and soft and fluffy all throughout the inside but instead look like this it's fucked up !
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normalize code that looks like it's part of a vast orbital megastructure
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regular reminder that life finds a way
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Got laid off from google today. Found out when my Google Nest Pacemaker stopped working (it was registered under my work email). Had to perform home surgery to jailbreak it. Still believe in the Google Mission tho
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Replying to @typedfemale
Interpreting this as him talking about, like, one specific octopus
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/someone/ filled a bug report just because hazel let them write this perfectly unobjectionable syntax
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what are they hiding from us
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entering the terminal phase of my balatro era
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this must feel good af for a selection
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book of the bible called Includes where god just defines variables for 8000 pages
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Replying to @moongrudge
soon
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doubleclick to select term, the way nature intended
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I can't believe this is a real chart, published in the Financial Times
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love these convenient cuts ppl made at every opportune photo point on the manhattan bridge gonna call these "desire holes"
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The story behind this painting is so sad! 😢 Now using AI we can complete what he couldn't finish! 📷<❤️
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honey i juiced the caret
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idea: a projective view that emphasizes the characters you actually typed, dimming all text that was tab-completed
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choosing between code and GUIs should be malleable and composable. mockup of hazel data pipeline with interleaved visualizations for direct-manipulation-driven rewriting of the underlying syntax. feat @tldraw arrows as usual
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callstack scrubbing
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"we bred him retarded on purpose, as a snack"
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"An Exploration of Drawing as Programming Language, Featuring Ideas from Lambda Calculus" by @LingdongH: media.mit.edu/projects/2d-an…
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how deep do you go?
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absolutely stunning. a whole new style to me. 'fence diagram (geology)' doesn't even have a wikipedia entry. i'm curious if any rock enthusiasts in the audience have a feeling for if these are well known and or actually useful🧵
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how much memory should your app take at idle? there is a simple rule of thumb: multiply your screen dimensions by your color depth. if your footprint exceeds your screen buffer, you are concealing state from your users. what are you trying to hide? why are you lying to them?
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3 years later: @dm_0ney and I, finally staring down the barrel of a multilingual structured editor with character-for-character text entry
Don't know what possessed me but I actually wrote a semantically correct program in #fructure tonight instead of my usual gibberish. Above is the sequence of keystrokes which evoked it.
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I... don't remember why I ordered this
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cheat sheets are an underappreciated outsider artform
my algorithms prof in 2016: “you get to bring a one page notes sheet with you to the test” my 21 year old past self:
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I was the engineer responsible for consigning cancelled Google products to their eternal rest
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this is what doing a phd is like
Due to floating point imprecision, the rolling log in Tall, Tall Mountain in Super Mario 64 can be very slowly manipulated to go sideways through the cliff. It takes 36 days of nonstop manipulation to reach the limit of how far it can go. This has no currently known purpose.
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openttd seamlessly supports ultratall. i call this my vertical train aquarium
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what is the this of programming interfaces
my sister is playing Minecraft on her laptop but she is used to playing Minecraft pocket edition so she changed it to be touch controls. Deeply sick behaviour.
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the year is 2232. a hypercluster of vennlatticekin utility foglet interpretive dancers re-enact the reverse yoneda neurostochastic refactoring of the microsoft linux kernel into co-fluidically typed graded modal virtual machine algebra from the original 0range Catholic Haskell
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this is what they took from us
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every time i introduce a higher-order abstraction into a codebase:
AI that detects bugs while you write code, but doesn't tell you what they are and instead just plays an ominous sound effect each time you create a new bug.
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i am slightly disappointed that people in tech voted for this
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bros i am feeling that post Balençiaga Harry P*tter depression, the world around me is so drab and refried, just want to frolic in the hyperreal superfresh world of Balençiaga Harry P*tter
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I am achieving levels of attention deficit once thought impossible
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descartes' demon LLM desktop OS
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Replying to @peligrietzer
'fuck, my pillow is broken' is actually a pretty apt cognate for what I feel when I realize that I'm not likely to get to sleep any time soon
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installing Software should result in a variety of New Objects spilling unto your desktop, which can be used in other parts of your Computer System
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musk predicts a Harris win with 95.8% of the vote
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is there a more dramatic miniaturization story than that of clocks, which have shrunk over recorded history from 1AU to 343 picometers?
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whenever someone tells me about a git command i havent heard of before, i try to decide whether or not its a joke. i am rarely correct
TIL about `git rerere` It'll remember how you fixed a conflict before, and do it again automatically
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dont make me switch to following
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working on a blog post about this now, only a year after the fact...
doubleclick to select term, the way nature intended
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given that New Math was a response to sputnik, there shouldve been a subplot in For All Mankind where the extended space race resulted in category theory being taught to first graders
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Replying to @hamiltonulmer
this sounds like double hiding
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Replying to @andreiC_dev
i will not absorb the moisture. i will not accompany the herbs.
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live tests wip
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this is SOP for classic maxis; SimAnt in particular includes multiple chapters of references and supporting material:
Thinking about how The Sims came with a recommended reading list that included “A Pattern Language,” multiple architecture textbooks, and a bona-fide guide to running a llama farm.
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in the 1980s computers got fast enough that you could no longer see the fairies at work. now that computers are finally slow again they are back
we begin
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types that go 𝒷𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒶𝒻𝓇𝒶𝒾𝒹
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just because the second is more challenging (pernicious intersection of formal ontology and cognitive ergonomics) doesn't mean we should shy away from it
Every year I teach CS theory, I find that I need to apologize less and less about having so much math content. CS practice is getting more & more mathy. Now I just ask students if they want to their future job to be one where they read texts of first type, or the second type:
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my first published credit! i was a relative latecomer to this project, but was able to build on the work of @neurocy , @dm_0ney, @NickMCThree, @ravi_chugh et al through my contribution of enabling users to write their own live GUIs within the Hazel language/editor (GIFS BELOW!)
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weird little guys remain an understudied genre of affordance for interacting with complex systems
Do you want to learn how the Physarum algorithm works playfully? It can be very intimidating at first glance, but we can break it down into smaller bits of information: 1/8
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whats stopping your language reference from looking like this
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little-known fact that historically, most cave paintings used s-expression syntax
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ICFP programming contest this year riffs of both Eco and Borges
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th technology just isnt there yet
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#fructure is now 20% closer to the fluid editing experience I originally envisaged! If you want, you can just type more-or-less normally for entry purposes. Check out the character history displayed above: parentheses are often unnecessary, some significant gotchas.
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Consider this object
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Replying to @goth600
its true though. liking something for intrinsic qualities as opposed to its signalling value is childish, practically pre-semiotic
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statically typed functional programming
Issey Miyake L'eau D'Issey Cologne, Designed by Karim Rashid (1999)
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i dont want more hardware, i just want software to be real
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does pl theory not have enough of a meme/macro culture? looking for dumb shit to put on my slides for undergrad pl discussion, but going through my trash folder ive found like 6 pl memes. prove me wrong pl twitter
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at my mother's place, broke into my files from ages ~ 10-14. at this point my primary preoccupation was universe creation. still is, i guess, albeit more indirectly
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Replying to @Aron_Adler
flatlander mathematician: "the absurdity of these non-trivial embeddings, which i term 'nots', are surely proof of the implausibility, if not downright impossibility, of universes with more than two dimensions"
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arxiv pdfs should have the paper title in the filename
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brutalist enclave in minimalist neighborhood
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Replying to @arithmoquine
The joke that can be explained is not the true joke
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i love software and have been constantly floored by all the cool software people having been making ever since i have been at the computer. this feeling has never really abated and that any of this exists at all is beyond surreal
Adobe Photoshop 5.5 (1999)
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Replying to @generalslug
i am an explorer in the further regions of experience. demon to some. angels to others.
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I'm taking a graphics class and it's nice to be working in a domain where I actively hope for glitches. Here, a small offset in knitting together a mesh of the earth results in a lovecraftian nightmare.
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starting to play around with live value display...
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mcdonalds app constantly sending me notifications which just say "mcdonalds"
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missed opportunity to have the camera zoom out at the end to reveal that zuck has no legs as he is actually a meta avatar
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The story behind this painting is so sad! 😢Now using AI we can complete what he couldn't finish! 📷<📷 ❤️
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continuing my late introduction to minecraft by learning about 2b2t, the longest-running persistent 'anarchy server'. depicted is the area surrounding the spawn point, which has over the last decade been converted to a barren waste, beautiful but inimical to life
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dream last night where my housemates and i discovered we had a giant moria-style basement so we set up all our furniture open-concept studio style and then all sat around nervously because WE KNEW there was a giant demon around but still werent willing to give up the space
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type-assisted completion and repair in hazel; a teaser
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smalltalk machine
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how your email finds me
Multihand support. Using the webcam & mediapipe to control @tldraw
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got stuck on this too, eventually figured it out:
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inshallah
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Replying to @growing_daniel
recognizing this look and preemptively spamming solutions before they begin describing the problem triggers a timing bug, which you can exploit to deal massive psychic damage
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"Poemage is a visualization system for exploring the sonic topology of a poem." sci.utah.edu/~nmccurdy/Poema…
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ran git blame on some gpt generated code and this appeared in my living room
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