20 y/o β€’ dirty fucking onepiss fan β€’ fma/b glazer β€’ commie scum indoctrinating your kids β€’ mike trio enthusiast (πŸ”ž @linoleumskies)

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Toby Fox in bed yesterday thinking about making this joke

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Replying to @PESTRiCA_R
Umm, it's a nice name... but, given the timing, you could have called it Deltarune's Tomorrow.
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Mark my words in ten years when deltarune is finished Undertale will get the Fullmetal alchemist 2003 treatment and when recommending deltarune people will say β€œdon’t bother with Undertale it’s way worse” and it will make you want to pull your teeth out one by one
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NO 15-17 YEAR OLD TRANS BOY DONT DATE THE LESBIAN WHO SAYS SHE TOTALLY VIEWS YOU AS A MAN SHES LYING
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Chapter 1 Ralsei isn’t even that cute fr he does not compare to this

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He’s a green pippins, he’s a furry shadowguy, and they’re a cowboy zapper, and their 33 year identity theft polycule will change your perception of love
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When the happy heart is smiling And the mom is kiss goodnight Raise up your bat for baseball delight
Every eldest daughter Was the first lamb to the slaughter So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire
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Gen z is trying to cancel the mushroom textpost

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Actually unreadable
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Please show me one instance of someone being traumatized by making out with their alternate universe self in real life
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#miketober day 6: at the bar Spreads my rambtat particles everywhere
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Like let’s be real

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Copycats friendpins and pluttat with friend possessing battat x pluey
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We've sold out of Papyrus, but Nendoroid Sans is still on sale in our UNDERTALE collection for one more day! Pick one up for just $23 when you order before November 1: fangamer.com/collections/und…
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AND STRAIGHT GUYS WHO SAY THEYRE β€œgay for you” THEYRE NOT
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Lord free us from the shackles of soulless cozygames riding the coattails of stardew valley and animal crossing
Listen, what if instead of just another generic detective story, Disco Elysium was a cozy pastel-colored indie game? I'm sure no one did that before.
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Worlds okayest uncles
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#Tenna Kiss-O-Meter Time‼️ First up is #Battat at 60 likes and 10 reposts! Yes I’m setting the bar low because if this flops I will cry in embarrassment. Yes I can totally do this in tandem with SpamTennatober it’s almost reading week anyways 😁😁😁 #Deltarune #Battenna
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You don’t need color to tell who’s who
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#miketober day 5: theory corkboard This is fanart for @Gumshoww β€˜s miketober fic!!! Go read it!!!
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Replying to @Zingus5
Whenever I get a new crest and my compass gets unequipped I feel like an infant tossed into the deep end of a pool
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Will these people have played Undertale? No! But they will be incredibly confident about it being bad and not worth playing, and will not give one singular fuck about all the context that they’re missing out on
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Might have put a bit too much effort into this
Do you guys think in 2010’s amestris they had a musical based on the promised day coup and gay teenagers made like miku binder Roy mustang
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Can anybody hear me…
Ramb Battat and Spamton are like evil polymikes to me
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The history book on the shelf
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Go my battenna
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Replying to @paintedhen
β€œVideo games are art” until a game evokes an emotion that isn’t β€œwow!! this is fun!!!”
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Replying to @notsotemmie
Sweet capn cakes wanted to be glup shittos the way Ramb wanted to be a secret boss
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Replying to @FafaMeow99
Battat pulling up to the function with his great value shadow crystal
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In 03 every time Ed and Al get separated Al gets a new weird uncle to hang out with and Ed gets seventeen new forms of trauma
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This tweet is so great it’s not even that you need to be a Deltarune fan to understand it you need to have a very particular strain of mike fever, beautiful glup shitto world
COPYCATS FRIENDPINS AND PLUTTAT WITH FRIEND POSSESSING BATTAT X PLUEY
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Me when I go to hell (it’s drawn by vivziepop)

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#HazbinHotel has so many front POC characters I don’t understand the lack of rep allegations.The head seraphims are black women, main villains for the next season are a Hispanic queer man and a black British woman, one of the most powerful overlords is a Hispanic woman.
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Replying to @euclicide
When chapter 7 OST - 66 - DARKER, YET DARKER starts playing
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Le video game is making me uncomfortable?? Where’s funny yahoo mario?!?
It also just makes it really gross when Eram/The Mantle Creature says that Kris secretly enjoyed the weird route. Like, if it really was meant to represent forcing someone into a heteronormative relationship, then I don’t think Toby would include a line like this.
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ANOTHER 16 YEARS OF BROTHERHOOD VS 03 DEBATES
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Airwaves fanart
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Replying to @_gurusandhu_
It’s the lack of a big unifying blorbo ruler
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Fangamer so mean like I don’t deserve no merch cause I’m vaguely connected to the weird route? Like no merch at all?
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Replying to @samualcheese
Ralsei crossing his fingers before jingling the glup shitto keys in front of the soul and being surprised when it actually works
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South Park fans are always at the scene of the crime
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Replying to @peronyawns
β€œWhen has Sanji ever been blue” pre timeskip…
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Got rained on so I dunked pluey in water
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Always bet on a full power seam boss fight once you get all the shadow crystals
never realized this but jevil must of done some shiiiiit with his shadow crystal power
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Guess which edward is from a show where him having vibrant golden hair is a plot point
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Replying to @AurochDragon
Moreso referring to an earlier entry in a franchise going from being considered one of the greats to being endlessly shit on to prop up a newer entry
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My cat won’t drink unflavored water it has to taste mildly of beef or chicken or she’ll go on strike and get kidney failure and die
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He thought being a dog of the military was only for one day πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he MAD!!
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YOURE NOT A TSUNDERE YOURE THIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
When selecting the "Who's Mike" option while Small Mike has the highest score, Small Mike has four randomly selected lines that he can say. #Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter4 #SmallMike
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Yeah battat tried to kill three teenagers cause they found out about his years long identity theft conspiracy so what
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I can’t get over how much Tenna would hate rambtat if he found out about it if I wasn’t already knee deep in another fic I’d write about it
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They’re outcasts. They’re wannabe shadow crystal holders. They’re nerds. They’re weird and offputting. They’re annoying. Everyone who dislikes them has good reason for doing so. They’re spamton and tenna’s kismesis respectively. They make out in the s rank room on company time

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My #battenna fanart ❀️
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You literally could not escape garlic bread
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Trust they’re just taking extra time to figure out how to translate Battat’s head shape into a plush trust me guys
Our new DELTARUNE launch features everything you might need to cook for yourself and your friends: A cute bento box, a high-definition Kiss the My Ass apron, and a pair of lounge shorts decorated with little angelic Spamtons. Available now: fanga.me/r/chefs-choice
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I like this pluey from my sketchbook. Boy why are you so >
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Replying to @ODDCONTROLLER
Like do they genuinely expect me to write 5000 words of fanfic only referring to them as β€œcowboy hat mike” 😭
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What fucking deltarune did you play
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Battat doesn’t have good writing they said
Deku doesn't have good writing they said
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Rambtat stocks are up
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Replying to @mimisomia
Looked out my window and saw this fucking thing 😭😭 can’t stand akkala πŸ’€
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Miketwt is not something you aspire to join. One day you will look in the mirror and find you are already mikepilled
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If you want good fanart in your fandom you have to accept seeing your goats take it up the ass I’m sorry
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Replying to @po1yd3uc3s
They just get off to the lack of consent
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Replying to @candykitty_404
Number one way to find love is stealing the job and identity of someone who may or may not exist
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Copypins / copycats friendpins and pluttat with friend possessing battat x pluey
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Who else thinks Mike trio merch is gonna get announced on Halloween

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I love tally hall
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Replying to @LouieisNOThere
If it had been ship art of any combination of Kris, Susie, Ralsei, and Noelle it would have been a bloodbath 😭
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Shippins / Battat x Every Single Pippins in TV World
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Replying to @cvtapilrr_mp4
Immortal she……
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#miketober day 3: cowboy hat ough I’m jongling it
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White queers only care about themselves in other news fork found in kitchen
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What are we gonna do when the chapter 5 secret boss is the tail of hell
Yeah so there's this unused room in chapter 3
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Polymikes / Battat x Jongler x Pluey
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Gonna be real I only watched this cause Battat’s in the thumbnail but it’s actually really good

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NEW VIDEO IS OUT. You might wanna check it out :) πŸ”—link in replies
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workshopping this
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If you ever see me write a fic that isn’t tagged β€œramb & small mike & cat mike & cowboy hat mike” assume I’ve died and been replaced by a clone
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Top ten most irrelevant bums in anime
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The way normal people feel about miketwt is how I feel about fun gang shippers
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Replying to @youtooz
SHOW ZUBIN
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Replying to @asmogorna
Bakugo if he was sans
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Downplaying fma’s female cast for not being majority alchemists is kinda crazy considering the lesson that the main character learns at the end is that alchemy isn’t the solution to all problems lmao
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Replying to @artbyramen
You couldn’t pay me to be battat that man be in situations
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When no one else is looking he does this to ramb and eram

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Guy who somehow hasn’t realized the mikes aren’t canonically called their minigame names five months into miketwt and desperately needed some guy to smugly tell him so
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Being a huge glazer for both fma 03 and fmab feels like being a child of divorce who loves both parents
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Replying to @polypearIs
People need to realize they can find something weird and icky without trying to make it out to be genuinely problematic
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