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I had a girl on hinge ask me for cock on a first date and when I asked her if she was “door dashing some dick” she said yea.
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If I ever get sniped by a woman with her asses out…
Just leave me where a drop,
let the animals feast upon my carcass and my bones fertilize the earth. Because in my pocket there is a note that reads
“nice cheeks.”
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The disc is empty my guy it is only there to unlock the game. But go ahead and buy physical.
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She has more faith in guys than guys do in themselves. You all act like you wouldn’t prematurely nut in ya pants if she asks you this.
Not me tho
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Whoever wrote this post thought they sounded hot but it just sounds like she pisses in the snow everywhere she goes…
Which some would pay to see that…
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I just spray and pray and pray it don’t land in her right eye.
Cause I got horrible aim.
And ask me about my pull out game.
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Just a reminder that
mammary glands
Taste better
In lingerie.
#haiku
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Im from Brooklyn, the official nets court is down the street from my childhood neighborhood. This man did absolutely nothing for us.
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oh, wow. Like, you're actually like, I mean, your tits are huge, but you're super like really smart
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Dude lived in my neighborhood and was always saying hi to ppl like he wasn’t on Boardwalk Empire. One day I walked up to him and said what’s up and he was cool.
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This ain’t a floppy disc and this is not DOA on the Dreamcast.
There is no hidden bikini wallpaper. So if you want the disc to stick your dick thru the hole go ahead all you did was pay 70 $ for a key.
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Imagine you get to meet your soulmate’s butthole before you meet your soulmate.
The future is now.
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It is cool.
The designs for X set the bar pretty high for following titles. Kinda hard to out do something that is still current.
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She got a bigass pooper…
Like if she farts one time the fart stays stuck in there for a week.
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Mmhmm mmmhmm
The @drpepper sign in the back was blue bet yall didn’t see that.
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Nope.
Last chick that said hi to me took my virginity and I’m still trying to get that shit back.
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I’m sure these ppl are cool n all but every time I read about releases and ppl moaning about it I wonder…
Where was this super fandom when they were employed? Why wasn’t half my timeline full of “ we want to see X person wrestle.”
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Iv got family in Cuba seeing this.
There are no buses running locally these people are being driven here from other provinces by the government to stage this fake gathering.
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Specially when she catches me looking right into her brown eye.
Her butthole, I’m talking about her butthole.
Had to clarify.
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