dingboard.com An app to master meme images. use the app at dingboard.com for support email yacine@dingboard.com
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back up. please SPAM me if it goes down. i still use it a lot so ill notice. but i have no alerts
total uptime: 1.5 years of me not touching the server at all. incredible
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dingboard is officially bootstrapped
thank you for supporting dingboard
context: people who are invited to dingboard can support dingboard with an optional subscription. there is no paywall and it's on the honor code
BIG thanks to lambda labs for GPU credits up until this point
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DINGBOARD JUST HIRED ITS FIRST EMPLOYEE
SAY HELLO TO THE DINGBOARD FOUNDING ENGINEER
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testing. one two three. was I paying for premium even though I wasn't using this shit? fuck I was really overpaid wasn't I
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Our company's goal is to build AGI. The fact that we're an image editing app for memes is just to fund the research project. Kind of like how openai mostly just does LLMs for normies and pretends they're building AGI
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you can help make this a reality by throwing a wrench into the x AI interview process I am going through right now
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>it's a competitive advantage you don't just give that away
>yfw it's just cargo'd diffusers code
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they don't tell you this but when you start your own company you start working on the weekends
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left is marigold; right is depth anything
much higher resolution understanding; it passes the pepe's lips test
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Original Marigold:
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for boxing day, dingboard (the whole company) is on sale 40% off: instead of 22 million dollars I'll sell it for 13.2 million dollars
contact is yacine at dingboard dot com
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holy shit this was an incredible week for dingboard. thank you!
the simple fact remains: i just need to keep on shipping good features & increase platform support. that's all i need to do. onward!
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pro tip: if you change your stripe default to CAD instead of USD you can increase your MRR by 30%
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nooooooo dingboard is not a software company!!! it's a hardware company!!!! noooooooooooo
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dingboard's moat is that my users are 130 iq and come up with great ideas for me every day
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it turns out that you can't rewrite an application in c in under a week. but maybe in under a month!
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adobe
the beatings will continue
$ADBE
ADOBE SHARES FALL 7.7% AFTER THE BELL FOLLOWING RESULTS, OUTLOOK
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are you guys showing dingboard to your friends or something? what the fuck is this user growth lmao 😱
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dingboard
edits as good as photoshop, as easy as mspaint
thank you for supporting! we are going to make it happen
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haahhahahh ooooohh hahahahahhahahah AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHahahahahaahahhahaahahhahaahhaahahah hahahah haha ha ahahahahaah ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no no no no
Surely there is a disrupter to Canva, it doesn’t seem like anything special, so i’m surprised nothing’s challenging it. Having said that, i use it daily (for free) so maybe that’s the proof in the pudding 🤔
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EVFERY DAY A NEW DINGBOARD SUBSRIPTION
JUST CHECKED MY STRIPE DASHBOARD
5 DAY STREAK ALL NATTY SALES BABY
LETS FUCKING GO
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it's so funny to me how much more time web dev takes compared to fancy shmancy ML
today:
adding & testing new bleeding edge ML diffusion tech to job queue - 2 hours
adding tooltips & reworking the auth flow - 3 hours
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in algeria, when visiting my grandma, you'd get woken up in the morning by the street vendors selling potatos, watermelons, or whatever produce. They'd say "batata (potato) batata batata!!!! Seteen alf dinar bel kilo!!"
dingboard dingboard dingboard!!!
14 million dollars to own!
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I got floating editable text working. Literally anything is possible. I am creating and destroying html text input elements while rendering them into canvas in the background from under the user. I can't be stopped.
I will get floating editable text working. Literally anything is possible. I will create and destroy html text input elements and render them into canvas and back transparently over the interface if I have to. I can't be stopped.
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"your invite code is ****-***-****. just google "dingboard" and put in the code. now that I have you, do I have you in for a dingscription?"
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I've decided to let dingboard appear on google search now and yeesh, I really don't want to serve this many users
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good morning dingbros
current dingboard roadmap
- rewrite touch event manager (doing today and will make phones actually work)
- migrate infrastructure to reduce costs, i'm getting killed on $. inlcudes:
- actually building the dingcluster and finish job queue rewrite. and buying more 4090s
- move SPA distribution to a CDN instead
- allow dingscribers to get benefits: prioritized processing time, which then would allow me to make dingboard open access
- magic brush with dropper - using an image as a prompt
- style transfer
- writing with generation
- image merging
- more information to the user about current zoom state and export size. also better quality normalization when grouping
- add the ability to generate a single asset with foreground and background awareness
- add the ability for people to create meme templates, use them, and share them
- make a text input tool that has tight integration with the rendering engine (hard but i can do it)
- add ability to crop
- add ability to draw shapes & lines with different colors
- different segmentation strategies: need to reduce the bytes served off of embeddings, right now it's literally like 2tb. maybe processing contours on the backend and shipping it up
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dingboard believes in diversity at the work place. This is why our employees are 100% diverse. But, due to only having 1 employee, we can not be gender diverse (as there are only 2 genders)
We'll fix this by making enough money to hire the CEO's wife. thankfully, she isn't white
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the goal is to be completely bootstrapped before 2024
i will have to work triple time but i think i can do it
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you know how in costco, you feel pressured to buy the thing because you don't know how long they'll keep it in stock? well, dingboard is NOT FOR SALE ANYMORE
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I'm going to scrape all of imgf**p and find all of the memes that they don't have copyright for. Then, I'll use segmen+ cogVLM to spit out tons of custom image based SEO. I'll set up clips on top of cloudflare R2 which has free data streaming
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TODAY
IS DANIEL'S DING DAY
I"VE CHOSEN HIM RANDOMLY TO BE DINGED!!!!!!!!!!! CHECK YOUR DMS DANIEL!!!!!!!!!! DINGBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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i acidentally saw my dau because i'm doing a progressive stripe migration and it's insane hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah
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LETS FUCKING GO
ONE WHOLE WEEK. SEVEN DAY STREAK
ONE NEW CUSTOMER A DAY. WE ARE STREAKING
THANK YOU FOR THE DINGSCRIPTION "anonymous anon"
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hahahahahaha i can tell if something is happening on twitter by simply looking at my dingboard logs
immediately everyone begins shipping memes and the firehose gets a bit more firehosey
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common reaction to thew new and improved dingboard invite code over voice note delivery mechanism
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segmentation done. calling it a day
got a little stuck on updating hitmaps, transparency -> not a hit. ended up writing a hitmap cache & the requisite dirty mechansim to keep it fresh
next is mostly just perf passes. deploy tomorrow likely
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i think it was paul graham that said "do things that don't scale". apparently sending twitter dms is one of them lmao
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devlog:
- Added the ability to change text styles, font size, color, etc
- Improved tool selection
- phone touch still kinda busted
What would you like next?
- inpaint prompts v1
- segmentation improvements
- cut & crop tool
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Added a little button to download the whole scene. Thanks for all the feedback! This should be a great help for phone users
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okay so i got a full SAM model working on the browser (no backend encoding required)
but it takes like 17 seconds to encode an image with WASM
it's 5 seconds with webgpu but support for webgpu is ass
i was able to hoist it onto a worker thread so the main loop doesn't block
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hour 4 of sending out dingvites
system still scaling just fine
i'm the best software engineer that's ever existed. i simply can't be stopped
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"dingboard is the best app to make memes, and is the preferred memetic warfare tool of the the e/acc cultists" - Forbes, probably
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hey guys
could you help me out real quick? could you try pressing w? i'm trying to test something. if your computer blows up it's not my fault
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just closed my quota of one new dinscriber a day. that means no more invite codes, no more twitter. back to the vscode mines
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people are MAKING MONEY with dingboard and YOU'RE NOT, and basically, you're NOT GOING TO MAKE IT and you're going to be LEFT BEHIND. You can't even PAY FOR DINGBOARD. To have the privelege of paying, you need an invite code which EVEN MONEY CAN'T BUY
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Right now, I have to do invite codes to prevent from scaling too fast - meaning that my conversion is harmed by my ability to serve all the users
dingboard used to be fast all the time! i need more workers now
so next up: increasing dingboard's capacity for scale
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someone with the pause emoji in their name asked me for a dingvite, so when I sent them one I made sure to include a ding that they would appreciate
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dingboard old is down for some reason, cuda issue
will you forgive me if I go sicko mode and ship both the text renderer and right click context menu on dingboard new right instead of fixing it? that's all for parity and it would take me the same amount of time
its ok if no
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can't believe they would do this :/ if only someone defeated them
Adobe is running the exact same dark pattern, even now. It's just too much free money, at the expense of people who think $54.99/month means $54.99/month, and not "commit to an annual plan and pay 12x$54.99/month (or terminate for a massive penalty)."
This should not be legal.
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sorry guys... I sold out..
@dingboard_ what's this?? Why do I need an Adobe Creative Cloud™️ account in order to utilize my granted dingvite?!
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"mr ding man, for what reason did you choose a GUN as an icon for for the segmentation tool???"
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THATS CORRECT
DINGBOARD IS COMPLETELY FREE. EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TO DM ME FOR AN INVITE CODE AND THEN SUFFER THROUGH MY SALES PITCH
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Right now all of dingboard funds are being reinvested into an inference server that will be hoisted in my basement. The build will be
- 6x 4090
- Asrock Rack ROMED8-2T Server Motherboard
- AMD EPYC Milan 28-Core
- The fastest ram that my board will allow (cries in no p2p)
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just got a call from Forbes they asked me if I wanted to be 30 under 30. I told them I wasn't white and they said damn sorry :/ only white people allowed
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damn guys, really appreciate the support <3
november was another exponential month
and not even through 20% of invite code requests
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