I actually think this is a good idea and support it!
sadly last time this happened was when “all deposited dollars are like buying our governance token at 300m fdv, vested against your will, you welcome”
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markets are good again can ppl send me Key Opinion deals fast tge before eth (potential rejection) dates only
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how come intentx doesnt give me points as it liquidates my ass i need a consolation prize on my blown up hedges
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50% funds my vegas trip other 50% goes to those that were rugged because i didnt ship out Key Opinions while away
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Well the saga is over so here it is
5.8m XPL shorted across wallets, 640k funding collected, arbed 97k in spreads, paid ~22k in nance fees+funding
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2024:
Hyperliquid
Ambient
Milkyway
Tia stuff
if they do not print 7 figs, might actually die
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This image is now worth $4,000,000
believe in something, or end up like me
Hyperliquid
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the sheer number of "airdrop hunters" writing threads on how to get 300 marks scare me, my counterparties are hundreds of sybil operations each of my wallets look like this and it's not even a big wallet
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talking to a girl that is like 20kg above and 20iq below my range but she literally has 20m from parents in the bank maybe its time to settle down and retire
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Looks like the theory I had 3 months ago was pretty correct, LLP quotes directly from HL books (Hyperliquid goes "down" LLP quotes become 20bp+ wide)
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low float high fdv embodies everything we represent in this space just let it be
get rich quick
misaligned incentives
insiders cash out down only
stop shitting on founders for doing this and encourage them to launch slightly cheaper so some of us make money longing pre burj
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might be first and last serious tweet i make over 280 chars
just boarded flight to korea but once home and settled prob will lock most of this cat coin i have for 3 or 6 months
+ev for me because:
- already made more than id have ever wanted to from arbitrage profits
- was never gonna be able to sell on dex
- income is from arbitrage, where 1%~ of supply inventory is more sufficient for
- people stop whining and subtweeting
as long as i have inventory to comfortably arb with + tp a little on future giga upticks im more than happy
im greedy, i like money, just prefer to not sell when and fuck others over - I’ve made more than I wanted to thru arbing as said above! No need for dumping bandit behavior
also
if some cabal existed to pnd, would you think they would entrust some class of 2022 shitter with 10% of supply lol
actually v disheartening for me, today I realized that:
- If I buy after them then sell before they do, I’m dumping on them and im a shitter
- If I buy before them and recommend it, im trying to use them as exit liq and im a shitter
- If I buy early and they don’t buy and it goes up I’m the cabal and thus a shitter
jfc im so sorry I started crypto late I guess I’ll get my onchain pass in 2026, I’ll go back to farming for 100k/month you guys can talk about your genius +500k cooks over and over
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btw Plasma is a goated usdt bridge between exchanges the stablecoin volumes they shill are 100% real its litetrally free tron
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money felt pretty fake until i tried spending it and now i realize everyone saying 7 fig hell are just faggots
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one of my friends who hates crypto just bought 50 btc “as a hedge to me becoming richer than him”
lmaooo
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locked up 9% of supply of Omnicat in llamapay
let me know if configured correctly and I'll renounce the contract
was going to do 10% but added wrong before - have less than i thought
Keeping 150m/chain~ for arbing purposes + future tp
will post about smol xmas giveaway soon
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$ fumbled from selling HYPE early surpassed my beginning of 2024 networth
Hyperliquid.
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SNX is what happens when your founder sells then buys back the entire supply with the money he extracted instead of borrowing against it to buy a mansion
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btw looks like my port is
30% hype
30% stables
25% eth
12%btc
1.25% sol
1% aero
0.75% misc
goal for cycle is
50% stables
20% btc
15% hype
10% eth
5% misc (this cycle L1s)
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Sent him a heartfelt letter on the liberties of escaping to South Korea and a picture of a korean girl
DPRK IT workers are typically easy to spot and are not the smartest individuals.
Example: Light Fury (@lee_chienhui) is a DPRK IT worker who transferred $300K+ from his public ENS address to Kim Sang Man who is on the OFAC sanctions list.
Fake Name: Gary Lee
Alias: Light Fury
GitHub: Light-Fury
Telegram: leech_dev
Number: +1 639 389 9939
Alias email: leech.developer@gmail[.]com
Wallet address
lightfury.eth
0xe8A06462628b49eb70DBF114EA510EB3BbBDf559
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wow Hyperliquid sent me 2100 USDC for "losses" during downtime when I made money
Hyperliquid
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"If HYPE Hits $34…"
“If HYPE hits $34 again… let’s finally start dating for real.”
Suyeon said it with a half-smile, half-serious glint in her eyes.
Junho laughed it off in the moment, but deep down, he took it seriously. Dead seriously.
He had bought in at $21.
He held through the hellish $13 dip.
He could’ve sold at $25, or even $28… but she didn’t.
And neither did he.
They weren’t just bagholders — they were co-investors in fate.
One night, HYPE finally surged.
The price ticked up to $30.11.
On a video call, Junho showed her the chart with shaking hands.
“Just four more dollars…”
“Then it’s official?”
“Then it’s you and me.”
Hyperliquid.
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Throwback to 1 year ago when my retirement plan was stack eth, farm blast scroll linea eigenlayer into massive airdrops and sell in q1 2025 so that I can bridge to monad and farm their L1 incentives
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Congrats to Sisyphus, Trading axe, bigbrain, and pentoshi on an investment on a very great project!
We are happy to announce that we have closed our Series A at a $350m valuation!
Notable investors (including previous rounds):
- @MEXC_Official
- @BigBrainVC
- @Trading_axe
- @Pentosh1
- @0xSisyphus
A big thank you to our investors for their continued support and belief in building a layer for on-chain gaming.
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Hey your tax report said you made 73k in crypto this year why are you in the 250k hype whale chat
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either portfolio trackers are broken or i lost a wallet how did so much money disappear in the span of 3 weeks
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Wasn't the biggest fan of lighter as a concept but having talked to Vlad a couple times, he def grew on me
For smaller retail (<50k market orders) Lighter is a viable choice
0 exposure besides points, not gonna post reflink
The Lighter public mainnet is live after 8 months of private beta!
Trade perpetuals with low costs and low latency on Ethereum L2 with custom ZK circuits for verifiable matching and liquidations. Experience onchain trading at the performance grade of high frequency finance.
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well idk where my other nfts went (think i had 1 or 2 more maybe i fucked up) but heres 2 that i got they're pretty cute
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Interesting, Hype drops 25% from peak (29 to 22) and suddenly some of your favorite KOLs take breaks from posting about Hyperliquid. They're just on an end of year vacation? lol
Hyperliquid.
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This is kind of gay LMFAO
bought debank id, bought 4 or 5 months of "premium" on it
private key: 0xa8a67940410a80414bfd67fdadd136d8e7cfbf2fc4a82a77f93348541d23a6f4
plz rt so more people can use it. If you wanna steal the 3$ in base eth on it go ahead
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Stay loud #loud @stayloudio 와 함께 100%순도 자연산 품격있는 야핑 절대 뭘 바라는게 아니다 그저 프로젝트가 너무 좋을뿐이야 Kaito라는 대단한 프로젝트를 이용해서 만들었다니 너무 기대가 되는걸? #loud gloud louder gloudio
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my goal for money has always been two things
1. make more money than my dad
2. noone calls me poor
unfortunately my dad bought nvidia and sisyphus calls me poor every time
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btw Merlin is a 100% rug,
It approves uint256 max to feesto address (deployer) which let it get drained
LP tokens can be withdrawn but liq can't be removed for the same reason, there are no funds left in the pool
Source: @overnight_fi team member
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I used this refcode as a joke, but I now realize that I may have given him 6 figures
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every seven figure airdrop I held for a month in 2024 became six figures and the six figure airdrop I sold became eight figures a month later
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Hey @zora this ENS has been registered by a 3rd party, sent to me against my will, and also is expired
Is your business based on naming someone rawanalsex.eth against their consent?
Can people fix this thing where the ENS I received (I did not mint it myself, was sent to me against my will) still becomes my display name for apps
like why am I being called rawanalsex.eth against my will for a year now
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You dumb fucking bastard.
Jeff changed your life and you fucking reverted it
Hyperliquid.
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is hype+hlp unironically the end of cycle play as everyone loses money while buybacks protect the price making it a safe haven asset
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As for the giveaway:
will be like low 4fig worth of omnicat coins
Winners will be:
- 5 random people who rt
- addresses that provide txn with highest onchain purchase prices for the following assets:
Grail
Arbitrum
TSHARE
CANTO
PSI
link txn in replies.
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we laughed at Movement for a no chain 10b launch
Hyperliquid is about to reach 20 billion with no chain, no staking, no listings - we all know where this is headed.
Hyperliquid.
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My parents told me I need to study hard and go to mit standard yale or ill work for someone forever I thought I escaped it it's still true jason zhao makes coins and cashes out 9 figs im farming airdrops to sell to retail im like the mcdonalds burger flipper of crypto
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lifechanging gains come from being remarkably early and your odds of finding loopholes are also remarkably low considering how fair Jeff is
If you really need to make it airdrop farming HyperEVM def aint it go find more outsized bets mute the engagement accounts
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Dear chains founders coping about plasma tvl you guys are also welcome to spend 600m/year in incentives to farmers ill be there
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1 year anniversary of portfolio tracking!
74.9% Stables
11.6% HYPE
11.1% BTC
1.4% ETH
1% misc
217% returns since 365 days ago, much thanks to Jeff.
End of H1 2025 Update:
72% Stables
11.2% HYPE
10.4% BTC
2.7% ETH
1.8% SOL
1% APT/SUI
0.3% INIT/Aero/Avax
Looking to reduce altcoin exposure throughout Q3
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yea hyperliquid thatst all cool but have you considered that i can sell it all and buy usde and earn 29% on it forever with zero risk, use rule of 72 and I'll be 9 figures in 20 years I'm not exactly a gambler I'm happy with this path
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another reason why defi sucks is because there are so many people who shill absolute trash that will never go up but act like you are retarded when you don’t believe in their thesis
its not that deep when you don’t agree that the dog/cat is cute
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well man I guess Hyperliquid isn't secure they should just withdraw it to Ethereum and put it on a 3/5 multisig instead, even better if Pacman, Pacman, Pacman, Tieshun and Tiehun owns 5 of the keys
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rlb -21% from his sell
bonk +90%
man smashes his networth into these trades and nails it
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sometimes I look back at the years I spent in college just doing crypto and league (clicking buttons) and literally nothing else
then I realize high school was the same, except with league and wednesday/friday/sunday night detentions for cutting class for league
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its been about 2 years since hl public opened and now theres massive disinformation about what happened then lol
throwback to playing league inhouses all day then discussing hl point farming tactics between games
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You got insanely lucky than your huge punt on perps paid off and your net worth 10xed, this will very likely not happen again, EVER, even if let's assume than your upside is 50/50 as your downside and hype is priced fairly WHICH IT ISN'T, you can probably agree with me that if you have 600k, losing 400k has way more value than making another 400k, additionally, think about this, someone that is able to hold a coin 100x ( or some equivalent, I think hype is a valid one), is way more likely to roundtrip, because being fair, if you haven't sold yet, when would you? There are infinitely many universes in which you get married to this bags and lose way too much of it, and idt it's worth my nigga, i really don't care if you sell or not, but it would just be a shame for someone to miss their golden ticket because they're too greedy
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hl going up is so consensus that you can actually do the 2021 vc arb
get funded, buy hype, work 4 hours a week
if hype hits 150 refund investor money if it goes down say hype vision didnt materialize and it impacted your operations
Hyperliquid
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Thank you Kaito for terminating the marketmaking agreement on February 27 to protect retail investors from ill-intended parties!
I strongly believe in the power of SocialFi and look forward to the great things the staking rewards and net buy pressure will bring
gKaito
On February 17, Kaito entered into a market-making agreement with Web3Port and voluntarily terminated the deal on February 27.
The agreement was one of several market-making agreements Kaito entered into around the February 20 TGE to support initial trading price stability.
Within a week, Kaito felt that the execution by Web3Port was straying from the initial intent and Kaito made the swift decision to terminate it.
This event predates the negative press and subsequent exchange investigations into Web3Port which started in March.
Kaito Foundation has not sold a single KAITO token from the TGE and onward. In fact, Kaito Foundation has been a net buyer of the token through the ongoing buyback program.
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My thought was that all airdrops have price agnostic sellers, myself included - esp with a higher appetite to sell since this would be a seriously high % of their nw
I was wrong, the appetite for a project that people can believe is good is astonishingly high
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If you think about it, if you own 1 HYPE, you’ll forever be in the top 1 billion holders, putting you at top 10%
Hyperliquid.
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Can people fix this thing where the ENS I received (I did not mint it myself, was sent to me against my will) still becomes my display name for apps
like why am I being called rawanalsex.eth against my will for a year now
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I didn’t even have to sell HYPE to rebalance it to be a smaller part of my portfolio, how cool is that? Technology these days is amazing
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Ethereum will be 6800$ when people post tiktoks on depositing (probably puffer) restaked eth into Aave to borrow eth and to deposit back to receive 13.6% - 5.6% = 8% apr on ETH x 6 leverage = 48% as a genius passive income strategy
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Goals during year off:
3x gym/week
Hit gm in kr or chally in na
5m pnl in 365 days
find cute gf
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@chameleon_jeff
this is wat happens to Purr every time $HYPE drops
Real utility for super expensive plushie
Thank you Andi
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i have a habit of leaving a singular unit of a token left in my longs so I know the pnl on it
but man wow
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The people with alpha made too much money to share alpha and the people without alpha got extracted and disappeared over time
smaller community less friends
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