Liberal hack. Self-educated Supreme Court Kremlinologist. David Foster Wallace apologist.
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>From New York
>Known by three-letter nickname
>Progressive gigachad
>Rescues country from cataclysmic failures of Republican leadership
>Saves Democratic Party from its own toxic national brand.
WELCOME BACK FDR
Poll: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez seen as leader of Democratic Party, with Kamala Harris close behind — CNN
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“ERM WELL ACKSHUWALLY AOC HAS FUNCTIONING LEGS AND DOES NOT NEED A WHEELCHAIR TO GET AROUND UNLIKE FDR SO ITS NOT A FAIR COMPARISON”☝️🤓 Like shut upppppp omg
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Bros only scandal was asking senior DOI staff to bake him fresh chocolate chip cookies😭😭
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I love how it’s always my most random ass throwaway tweets that get the most traction on here 😭😭
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Currently imagining you typing “attractive investor with chiseled jawline” into an ai image generator and getting my life. Im gay too diva let’s get brunch some time! 🏳️🌈👨❤️👨
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The fact that 1 in 4 Americans blame Donald Trump for inciting his own assassination attempt is so fucking funny 😭😭😭 we literally never left😭
"What is the root cause of Trump's shooting?"
Deranged shooter: 24%
Trump and his own rhetoric: 23%
Rhetoric of Biden/Democrats: 13%
Political polarization: 12%
Lack of gun control: 11%
Mental health issues: 9%
News media rhetoric: 6%
HarrisX / July 15, 2024 / n=1918
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Probably, yes, seeing as there would still be a Republican President with veto powers. Do you know what a veto is? It’s in the Constitution, which is recommended reading if you’re trying to look like you have some kind of authority to talk about politics on the internet.
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Much-appreciated commentary, James. I’m guessing you’ll be shredding your social security checks when you turn 65, then—lest, of course, you be mistaken for a parasite/leech! 🙃
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Oh so you voted for Kamala then! Nice.
Usually her supporters aren’t like musty/chopped so I was confused for a sec lol
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Want me to buy you some for this reply? I try to help out fat chronically online bitcoin patsies whenever I can
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Kathleen Riebe ousted an incumbent Republican when she ran for State House in 2018. What do we think are her chances against Celeste Maloy?
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The GOP does not deserve as much credit as it gets for Youngkin's win in 2021.
He was selected in a last-minute, closed-door convention and never led a primary poll.
GOP voters have their party on a path to self-destruction. Youngkin was a glimmer of the past, not the future.
We had the winning playbook in 2021, and we completely threw it out the window in 2022. No sign we’re gonna get out act together before 2024.
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This means a lot coming from the guy who fixed our immigration system forever! Your plan definitely should have gotten more than 0 likes! 😁
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-- SCOTUS goes woke
-- Trump indicted (again) <---- (you are here)
-- Student loan forgiveness vindicated
-- Putin tried for war crimes
-- Dems win 75 Senate seats in 2024
-- Chairman Biden receives mandate of heaven
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Thoughts on this VERY Fair And Pro-Democracy 7D-8R eyesore? It was my sorry attempt at a "prettymander"
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All fun and games until Elon puts YOUR social security check into a pump-and-dump crypto scam and you retire in abject poverty!
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I'm so shaky on Tim Ryan. I've definitely been a truther for some time, but I can never bring myself to commit to predicting him winning.
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Because aside from wokeness and DEI, he was the only thing keeping airplanes from falling out of the fucking sky
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Bro your name is literally “Billy Pepper” don’t even start with me rn 😭😭 Over here talking shit like your name isn’t literally the least moanable shit I’ve ever heard in my life 😭😭😭😭 fuck outta here
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Can Manchin just announce he's retiring so we can concentrate our efforts to OH, MT, and TX?
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Bro would have voted for “segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Who I would have voted for in every election since 1948:
1948: 🟦
1952: 🟥
1956: 🟥
1960: 🟦
1964: 🟦
1968: 🟧
1972: 🟥
1976: 🟦
1980: 🟥
1984: 🟥
1988: 🟥
1992: 🟦
1996: ❌️
2000: 🟥
2004: 🟥
2008: ❌️
2012: 🟥
2016: 🟥
2020: 🟥
2024: 🟥
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I’m literally nineteen years old lmao 😭😭I wasn’t alive during the Cretaceous period like your dinosaur ass
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Literally. Like we knocked it out of the park with suburban voters in 2020 and Schweikert's district is almost all NW Phoenix suburbs
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Oh he and Jill were just queening out at bottomless brunch w the obamas & had to hit the snooze button real quick. His retirement is abt to be a movie.
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An interviewer said sum abt "Banana Republics" and he thought they were talking abt the store 💀
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LMAO no that is California Governor Gavin Newsom posing for a photo while pretending to read Beloved by Toni Morrison
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THE WOKE MOB WILL BE VERY ANGRY AND TRIGGERED IF JONI ERNST VACATES HER SENATE SEAT TO LEAD THE PENTAGON. DEMS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO FLIP AN OPEN SENATE SEAT IN IOWA IN 2026. ROB SAND HAS NO AMBITION OF RUNNING FOR HIGHER OFFICE. YOU ARE FEELING VERY SLEEPY.
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Please lord let this be Conor lamb special election victory part 2 the remix 🙏🙏
North Country Democrats have selected dairy farmer Blake Gendebien to run for the seat being vacated by Rep. Elise Stefanik. They've coalesced around a candidate ahead of vacancy amid talk of pushing back special elex date subscriber.politicopro.com/a…
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These clowns want this to be their Vietnam so bad😭😭😭😭😭😭
The first protest of the Democratic National Convention is underway, at Michigan Avenue and Wacker Drive, in the shadow of Trump Tower. @wttw
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No need to get all riled up, Jack. You’re embarrassing yourself. Chill out.
The question of whether Trump should have kept those documents is fundamentally a political question. Criticize it, attack it, vote against it. But prosecuting a president over his own government’s documents is turning a political issue into a legal one.
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