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Someone text me thinking I was their boss and I just couldn’t help it 🤣
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Separates the men from boys. Character building where if you was a little goon you got terrorised and rightly so
Should children play dodgeball in school? [Tap to expand] bbc.in/31CBIjK
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Replying to @PoliceAtGlasto
Just have a fucking day off please
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Got some rough heads on snapchat me. What an absolute disgrace this is
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Replying to @MRMUSKc43
Hope your bf thinks about his mate smashing you in before he did. Every night as well
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Won’t believe it till a Qatari sheik does a lap of Bramley Moore on a camel I’m afraid
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Right last one now I’ve had enough heads fell right off 😂😂😂😂 @Scottfitz91
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People are testing themselves for covid then complaining they can’t go out for NYE😭 don’t do the test bro?
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South ribble ain’t on lockdown because they keep numbers down by keeping everything in house eg. Shagging their sisters
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Not about my dad sticking this on the front door
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Never knew so many people from preston were Liverpool fans soooooo so so sooo glad they got beat you cringeworthy helmets couldn’t point to anfield on a map hahahahahaha
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Bugzy malone is a fucking nob for that last night, yous wouldn’t be praying for him if he crashed into a family member. Guys 30 odd acting a child end of👍🏼
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Preston reds are fuckin embarrassing half of use have never stepped in that shithole anfield anyway that’s all your getting out of me tonight wankers
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Replying to @MRMUSKc43
Wounded because it’s deffo running through his head now. Badly ones for u. All the best though
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Imagine thinking your some sort of baller cos you play non-league football 🤣 just get a job bro
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Some of these people going the illegal raves will not give a shit about the kid that got slashed up. They ain’t there for the music they’re there to uphold an image. Drop the act you scruffy cunts
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How much of a goon do you have to be to run around jumping in mud at a festival? Forgot you was 3 years old again
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Open top bus parade for Cuey tmoz
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Got the win 👊🏽
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Woman saved from shark attack by friend who kept punching it news.sky.com/story/woman-sav…
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Replying to @vinny_brand
Fuck me thought it was him with wig on hahahaha
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Half of these kids goin these elrows n that don't even av a clue who's on jus go to dance like frogs n dress like divs
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Omg I’m going to drink soooooo much on the 4th of July like I am literally going to be out of control!!!! 💁🏻‍♂️ 💋 xoxo
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Replying to @AJ200321
Any male over the age of 8 doing TikTok’s need locking up
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Actually off it's head how people can drink them scatty 70p energy drinks first thing in the morning 😷 not well at all
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Can't wait for this referendum to finish so everyone will just pipe it with their desperate attempts to look smart
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Ma new god damn dog
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Gitttt up me old boy. Was it @Alan__Browne can anyone confirm
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Too many ppl complaining about 2016 it's only as bad as you make it stay positive and good things will come. DS x
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Imagine contouring your body cus your too much of a fat lazy fuck to go the gym. Nothing short of pathetic
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Finished with all the sesh and that me call it boring and not wanting to have a good time blah blah heads in a shed once again no good for you but see you when a see yas stay winning
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Won my fight in a hard scrap. Niceone to everyone who come to watch
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Narrr its a unwritten rule you don’t go near your mates ex. But apparently it’s alright if ur a bird n you get loads of RT’s for it. Borin
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Off it’s head that Baker Street. Made some poor decisions in there last night. I’d like to apologise to absolutely fucking nobody. UTFT
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And as for this lad, I have no words! Authorities need to be taking a hard look into this tbh!
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Clubs are whack anyway much rather be having a waffle off in a kitchen
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Parklifes cancelled because apparently everyone melts in the rain
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Won my fight by unanimous 👊🏽 boxing tomorrow in the north west final 😠
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Anyone been Dam recently? Can you still get brassed up
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Cant help but think Dubois is just not all there
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Dont get them people that sly their true mates off for more popular ones. Watch how fast you will get dropped out of that circle..
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Does anyone know of anyone selling teeth whitening toothpaste? Need some ASAP (in bulk)
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Won my fight on a split, not happy with my performance but we go again Sunday 👊🏽
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England would be a better place without divis like this
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BK has been locked in the gym and set all the alarms off so he's rang the police best news I've heard all day HAHAHAHHAHAHA😂😂
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Almost fully moved in me new flat proper buzzing like. Out with the old in with the new an all that 🙏🏽
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Dry jan done for the first time ever 💪🏼 piece of piss in this lockdown, not even assed if it’s boring I feel like the leds back in me pencil
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Birthday, fitzy fighting and a bank holiday all in one weekend. I’ll be lucky to survive this one
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Could have guessed she was a dirty horrible grass
Lol this is worse tbh
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Replying to @tattoojaylee
Who are you his boyfriend
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Stepping on his own boys toes #zeroloyalty
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Heads gone see you in a few days who’s got the power 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵
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If you complain about other people getting pissed up Christmas Eve then your a soft cunt
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Hard work getting serious pics at raves 😂😂😂
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Gonna be some heavy conspiracy chat this weekend in them quarantined kitchens ain’t there
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Replying to @_liamkilleen98
Because you’re a proper fan and they just don’t get it 👍🏼
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I was chatting shit
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Satisfying watching Taylor getting spanked, thought he was gods gift and everyone wrote catterall off. One of the biggest upsets in British boxing history
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Not touching that rosé shit ever again, 2 days into the shakes here gonna take myself a&e soon christ
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How can someone actually go out of their way to be a snitch n actually sleep at night it is beyond me
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@Isis meet me for a scrap now
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Replying to @EmiratesFACup
Anelka
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Can’t believe Clark Carlisle tried it last night. Someone go pick him up off church street floor #DealtWith
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Ladies n gents I have done the impossible
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🤣🤣🤣 @Scottfitz91 some boy
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I swear down I’ve just seen Anthony Fowler doing press ups in Asda car park
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Risky game trying to find that final step on the staircase with all the lights switched off
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@vivadonaldo94 on Snapchat every Saturday night. If you know you know
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Can't tell if it's thunder or if my neighbours taking the bins out
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I'm going back to bed
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Proud of my boy @Jackrae5 getting himself apprenticeship sorted for September 🙏🏽 they already knowwwwww
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Lost against a strong experienced lad tonight done myself proud. Amateur boxing Init. Blessed to have so many good mates there for me 👊🏽🙏🏽
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Almost election time Americans, make the right choice
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No one is safe from me
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“Sorry love, I thought you was a chair”
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Give gorillas footballers wages
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£50 fine for burning poppies yet I get charged £60 for parking my car incorrectly lol @David_Cameron you are a bad mush sort it out g
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Replying to @IFLTV @benjshalom
Such an awkward bloke
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Can't like a girls pic if she don't have 11 likes on it.. Bait moves
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DAZN commentary on its ass
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Proper blagging me how you can buy storage on your phone it's not actually a real thing but it takes up space
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Not arsed if pubs close this weekend al go park with a crate me who onit
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Replying to @SaharaReporters
He’s innocent
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John Fury’s become one of the worlds wealthiest Gypseys and is still offering straighteners out on social media 😂 can lead a horse to water...🤣
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Kicking back feeling ready for my fight tonight 👌🏽
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@JakeKirkham1 drink some water, sober up, realise what you've done and stop baiting yourself up on Twitter X
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Finished work for the week now get me shit ready for the nasttttt 🇳🇱
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Hahahahahahahahaha
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