If you’re not doing what this guy does, you’re no trader.

i feel so sorry for you man... its fucked up what maga has done to you

Swallow

Gonna just come out and say it: NFTs are literally the worst thing to invest in. No market makers. No liquidity. No utility. No intrinsic value. Zero institutional participation. Nothing. Extreme saturation. Retail FOMO. It’s the most dangerous market on earth. Tread carefully!

It’s amazing how bitter and selfish and mean spirited you guys are I’m thankful daily I didn’t turn out like you

whoever made this thinks alaska is an island south of california and hawaii is an island off the coats of texas

My SVB experience: 6 months ago, we realized we were spending a lot of money on wire transfers. Five figs/year. Being a responsible biz, we started looking into ways to cut the expense. 3 months ago, we reached out to an old contact at SVB to explore a relationship. They offered a beefy rate on savings balance plus free wires. We were happy and took it. Last month, we completed opening accounts and moved 35% of our savings balance to them. We had plans to move more, but our current bank got wind of it, and matched the wire pricing which saved us a lot of administrative work. So we put moving on hold for a bit, although we planned to eventually move our full savings to SVB for interest rates, and keep our operating accounts where they were since wires were no longer an issue. Last night, I heard about the SVB drama, and immediately tried to transfer money out. That wire is still listed as pending even now. Also tried to do an internal transfer between entities within SVB, and that is also stuck "im progress" and never went through. This morning I woke up early and spent almost 4 hours trying to get through to them on the phone. Their lines were down, fast busy, then when I finally got into the PBX system, I was on hold for hours. Even called in from two different lines, no one outside of card services would pickup. When I got through, it was only to someone on their credit card side, where I'd ask for a transfer. There was a pretty rad moment of levity that occurred during one of the calls. The card services lady picked up and apologized for the long holds. "Sorry for the long hold. Our website is having some issues and our phones are going crazy because of it." "That's not why your phones are going crazy. Look at the news. SVB is going out of business right now. Transfer me to SMB banking support please now" "Uhh... Ohhh... let me try to transfer you to banking support" Another long hold with no answer occurred during which I got the news alert about SVB being shut down by Cali Bank Regulators and the FDIC. What a day. We had six figures there and it was above the FDIC limit. We'll be OK, it was savings, not operating capital, and we'll probably get our money back or at minimum a good sized chunk of it. I worry about other businesses that were heavier into the SVB ecosystem. Some could not even try to move per their loan covenants. One friend's company had $5m there. They were trying to wire it out this morning without luck. I know others, too, in total three people I know have business accounts with 7 or 8 figure balances at SVB. What a Friday.

Probably just a Coincidence $SPY

I'm an advocate for buying the "oh shit there might be a nuclear war soon" dip. Why? Because... If there is no nuclear war, you make money. If there is a nuclear war, money doesn't matter anyway.

20+ years marketing experience. #1 all day.

My guess: census was almost 5 years ago, and some new people moved there

Coming together!

Back pocket is bad for your back and posture. And easier to pickpocket. Front pocket is the way.

It shows the overwhelming majority doesn’t care actually

You either don’t know what “free speech” means or what “absolutist” means, or both.

They changed the definition of “criminal” to include being here in any unauthorized way.

Let me add one more prediction for 2022: $PLTR will make new ATHs, probably sooner than later. Yeah, I said it. Yeah, I'm crazy. Yeah, I'm long AF. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

This is how they apply design to such ceramics. Gets put on the balloon then transferred to the bowls

lol you guys have been getting deceived since 2015 Trump and team hate your guts and always have Happy to see you waking up to reality but a little late. We’re fucked because of maga’s gullibility The liberals were right about everything

This photo isn’t even from the US. It’s Brazil. Why do you lie???

Nah it’s hilarious He’s literally copying trumps deranged style Funny how some are totally fine with it when Trump does it but not when someone else does

Boat police are fucking losers. Not real cops. Don’t do real cop work. Just hassle people for no reason.

dude... take it a step further, attach it to a drone, and create a mosquito hunting robot that flies around, finds them, and destroys them

I don't understand this affinity for CRTs. They're terrible displays. They had their time, but that is in the distant past. Back in the early 2000s when we replaced all of the CRTs in my office with LCDs was a national holiday at my last business. People were ecstatic for LCDs.

Cleaned up and rewired the cockpit. Ready to rock and roll some more :)

This isn’t scary - this is what it takes

Well, the difference is: Trump CAMPAIGNED on this, PROMISED it to his voters, and then just told them that the list doesn't exist and not to worry about it. Trump voters have EVERY right to be upset. Democrats never campaigned on releasing any Epstein stuff... Trump did. You guys should take responsibility for this instead of trying to deflect it onto democrats who have nothing to do with this.

It worked! Bolted these things to the desk. Had to drill some holes - thankfully my father-in-law was here to help.

CONGRATS to the traders who kept their cool during that and did not panic or freak out. Even for experienced investors who have been around the block, the temptation to sell it all is very real. That feeling is capitulation. Resisting it is hard AF. Here's to better days ahead!

fun fact: hurting other people isn't going to improve your situation. maybe just improve yourself instead of trying to hurt others?

Can we plz just leave @joerogan alone? We need people like him; people who are willing to have open conversations with controversial people about controversial ideas. This ends with him throwing in the towel, leaving us stuck with the sanitized mainstream BS that we all hate so.

1. Bad news hits. 2. Market panic sells off. 3. Bad news turns out to be not so bad. 4. Markets go higher than before. 5. Wait random amount of time. 6. Goto step 1.

My favorite indicators: - Anchored VWAP - Anchored Volume-by-Price - Ultimate RSI by Brad Kruger Those 3 + price action + TrendSpider alerts = literally all you need IMHO. Should I make a video about how I use them? Thinkin' about making a video :)

Took 5 days but finally finished setting up the TrendSpider Cockpit aka Dan's Home Office aka Kickass Trading Workstation. And yes, I'm watching the JRE with Alex Jones right now.

Awful take. Dictatorship is bad. Even if popular.

why are you lying? see the community note

Being able to admit this is commendable. Props on thinking independent and not blindly following Trump off a cliff. Free trade is why we have such a good quality of life. The Congress should act. Now.

WSB didn’t move $GME. WSB didn’t move $AMC. WSB didn’t move $CLOV. - This def is a big money WallSt game. - WSB didn’t invent the short squeeze. - HFs are WELL aware of WSB, and have eyes, ears, hands, fingers, toes, and algos all over it 24x7

The doctor. lol

For some $400K is an unimaginable sum For others $400K is a nice house For others $400K is a fast car For others $400K is a fancy watch And yet for others $400K is hand of blackjack Don't try to keep up with the joneses There is always someone with more

One tactic I’ve seen is replacing statement descriptors with something like “url.com/refund-now” so users can see how to get a refund on the statement and online banking directly

You’re an investor’s worst nightmare dude

Smart people are smart because they know they’re *not that smart* and thus seek to get smarter by learning and asking questions. Dumb people are dumb because they *know* they’re “super smart”, and thus think they already have all the answers and have nothing more to learn.

there is an unmistakable difference between how illinois state troopers treat the protestors and how the feds do... implies their mission is as much to protect the protestors as it is to protect the feds. if protestors are arrested by the state, they also will be treated much more fairly, their charges won't be unjustly escalated to felonies. i realize him sending the ISP in is unpopular - but its obvious that pritzker is trying to thread a needle here and its a tough one

Imagine being so into a sport that you go fight riot police after a game when your team wins

Rob was one of the kindest people I knew. He had a huge heart. Legitimately cared about other people. He could have kept The Strat to himself, but he instead shared it. Grateful to have been able to meet him and get to know him a little bit. Fintwit lost one of its very best today. So incredibly sad. RIP, my man.

Did Dems campaign on it or did Trump? You my friend are losing it

This one made me snort out loud wow

~20 years ago, I was in sitting in my HS's office, waiting to see my dean, who was about to tell me that I was being expelled. During that talk, he went out of his way to tell me that I'd never amount to anything in life -- besides flipping burgers at McD. I'll never forget it :)

I absolutely hate the guy but that’s almost certainly a small wintergreen altoid

I don’t care what anyone says: NFTs are a ponzi and when the liquidity dries up, which it will, a lot of people are going to be life long jpg bag holders. Very few of these projects will retain value & liquidity, likely only those with utility (games) beyond selling a silly image

Did I ask for you to feel bad for me? I’ll be fine and so will my business. But what about the thousands of startups who won’t? What about their non-“rich people” staff? The shortsightedness of people like you never ceases to amaze me. What do you think business balances are used for? Ever hear of biweekly payroll cycles? Take your simplistic anti capitalist commie nonsense somewhere else

Just registered @TrendSpider with the Apple App Store and the Google Play Store :)

I’m getting sucked in too and it’s fine. He’s the man we need

This is a bad take.

$NIO is one of the cleanest and most obvious moves i think i've ever seen ... its beautiful but also makes me nervous

and yet you don't sue texas... transparent man

Wow. Verified. That's a surprise!

I agree with him... that's not cringe, it's good parenting.

Last night while walking around LA with my kids, I had a random idea for an indicator. What if you could take all major momentum oscillators (RSI, MACD, etc.) and combine them. They all have slightly different methodologies and there are a lot of them. When I got back to the airbnb and the kids finally went to bed, I had @TrendSpider's integrated AI coder build it for me. It's pretty cool. Check it out. It takes a bunch of indicators, and runs them concurrently. Then, it takes their readings and lets them "vote". When X (you define) of them read overbought or oversold, it will print arrows on your chart. They each get an equal vote. The number represents how many of the indicators read in that direction. MACD, RSI, PPO, MFI, CCI, Stochastic RSI, Fischer Transform, CMO, KST, SMO, Aroon, Awesome Oscillator, SMAs, Bollinger %B, and some SMAs. You can adjust the settings for each indicator and control what defines a consensus, you can also disable repeating signals. If I could build this in 10 minutes without writing a single line of code, you can build indicators, too, all the same. I'm NOT a programmer. I suck at coding. Link to the indicator with full source code in next tweet. Enjoy.

The truth about everything.

The myopic focus on a particular model of weapon totally misses the point. Do you think if AR15s were suddenly completely disappeared another gun wouldn’t just take its place? Totally missing the point

I’ll never understand this. I’d rather have a neighbor with 50 broken cars in his lawn than someone tell me what to do with my own property.

You’re wrong. They did. nytimes.com/2025/09/08/us/ch…

TrendSpider is growing so fast, I'm getting whiplash. This week, we've made three new hires, all starting in January: - Customer success/support - Marketing - Project management ...And no where near done yet! TS is now 40 strong. To think, 4 yrs ago it was just me and Rus!

With respect, I think people are generally tired of gimmicky pointless gadgets to carry around. Not every idea needs to be made. Just because something is new doesn’t mean it’s valuable. I seriously question why anyone would build this. I don’t say that to be disrespectful. I just don’t get it. And i should - I’m a tech early adopter. Tesla since 2013. Waited in line for the first iPhone for hours and hours. Life long tech Entrepeneur with 5 startups under my belt. And yet I look at this and cringe. Physically cringe. I wouldn’t be caught dead with this around my neck…. It’s like wearing a sign around your neck that says “I am lonely and have no one to talk to”. It’s just striking us as dystopian. No other word comes close to explaining the reaction you are getting. That’s why.

Oh fair. You’re right

$SPY Do you understand? share.trendspider.com/chart/…

Who's ready for $PLTR to be a memestonk again? Calling it now. We're heading to $30. This time next week, it's gonna be the talk of #fintwits.

Ok bud

Gonna go do what any self respecting $PLTR investor does with this price action...smoke a joint in the back yard, having to constantly re-light it due to my tears putting it out.

The cockpit today

$MSOS incredible

Jumping the gun with this post a bit, but very exciting @TrendSpider news: I just signed the contract for bringing extra resources in so we can accelerate development of native mobile apps for Android and iOS. The project commences next week. Going to be cool! I'm very excited.

My dad would have turned 86 today. RIP and happy birthday, Pop. Miss you!

Ya this is dumb. No Grok doesn’t replace management consultants and no McKinsey doesn’t cost $300k. Missing a zero or two. I’m so sick of these damn engagement bait AI overhype posts. I love LLms and use them heavily. This is nonsense. They are a tool.

You can run it locally on any device - even ones with no internet connection. ollama.com my man

It’s really more Maoist than Marxist in methods

This is so incredibly fucking evil

Survived

It works! Behold, the first time @trendspider has been used on a Cybertruck

He’s still worth 4829849595929489595817284959929x more than you chump

It goes both ways tbh. The woke are pretty terrible. Us centrists and our moderate libertarian brothers are the last bastion of sensibility left. Horseshoe theory was spot on.

Am I the only person who does not get Elliott Waves? The whole technique seems more akin to some kind of abracadabra hocus-pocus crystal ball than actual analysis. Not only do EW charts predict current move, but next move, and move after that. How? Why?

I've come to realize that normies just don't get TA. "Past price action is the past, not the future," they say Then, they turn around & look at PAST financial filings to... gauge the future. TA isn't even about prediction. They don't get it b/c they don't want to get it.

For a while, only accounts I follow will be able to reply to my posts. LIKE this post if you want to be able to reply and I'll follow you.

Who’s ready for a massive rally?

Moral: Be very fucking weary of people who flex on Twitter or anywhere else online. The very act of flexing with material goods is in and of itself suspicious. Don't fall for it. It's always a sales pitch selling a dream.

Happy Autism Awareness Day to my amazing little girl!

Now that 80% of fintwits has been shaken out of $PLTR, watch it fly next few weeks. Seems to be a pattern!

My little boy just ran in here wanting to play.... but like, market is still open. So I looked him in the eyes and said "Son, one day you'll understand. Money won't lose itself. I have some more trading to do." He understood.

Writing the code for something isn’t the same as building a business around it

Bill and Melinda Gates just announced their divorce after 27 years of marriage. She was tired of him being in the Office365 days a year, but at least they’ll both have a new Outlook in life. Too soon? I didn’t start it, stole that from a friend...pass it on :)