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Paying a 400% markup cause a steak is painted gold is even dumber.
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Replying to @myeshachou
Step 1: take down Facebook Step 2: Start Friendbook and Winklevoss Zuck out of existence Step 3: profit
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So snooki took a punch to the face and the guy that did it got arrested and lost his teaching job which was all in this script? Lol.
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Replying to @DefiantLs
This one is meh. Ukraine is basically militarizing their citizens during an invasion. AR-15 shouldn’t be owned by citizens for “fun”. You wanna shoot one, they’ll be available at the range.
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Replying to @FightHaven
Amount of guys in the comments calling dudes in video simps for not sitting back and letting a guy put hands on a girl after he got smacked for cheating is astounding.
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No he used the "I dont remember" defense that rapists go to when confronted with evidence
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So she talks normal then all the sudden can barely speak? Acting
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Replying to @davidhogg111
I like when he bitch slapped you here.
Scott Jennings just made a FOOL out of 25-year-old Democrat wunderkind, David Hogg. Hogg used his time on CNN to blame Republicans for the government shutdown, even accusing @ScottJenningsKY of not caring about people in his home state on ACA subsidies. He was silenced pretty quickly. HOGG: “The entire reason the government is not open right now is because Democrats refuse to be complicit in having millions of Americans, including 100,000 in Kentucky, you’re home state if I’m remembering correctly Scott, that rely on ACA, that would see their premiums rise several dozen percent.” When Jennings finally jumped into the discussion, he came armed with the facts and Hogg didn’t stand a chance. JENNINGS: “But David, you would admit that the ACA was a Democrat legislation, yes?” “And you would admit that the subsidies that we’re talking about now were passed by Democrats, yes?” “And you would admit that the sunset provision in the subsidies, which comes up at the end of the year, was in place because of Democrats, yes?” “Now you want to make it a Republican problem. These are not the same issues.” “You could open the government today and then you could negotiate with Republicans about ACA subsidies.” “And by the way, my suspicion is and you know this, there are probably and I know there are some House Republicans that would love to negotiate on it, but under duress, under a hostage taking situation, connecting disconnected issues.” “And now you’re throwing SNAP onto it. You’re throwing all the federal workers who aren’t being paid onto it, all because of this fight that you wandered into, because of your wing of the Democratic Party.” “YOU ALL led to this SNAP crisis. You all led to this crisis of the government being closed and you don’t know how to get out of it!”
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Replying to @Human101Nature
He still pissed the raiders moved to Vegas.
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Replying to @wizardingnews
Award winning my ass. Lmao. I don’t think they give awards for trolling JK Rowling.
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
I’m literally under the impression this is the only thing that gets taught in schools now.
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I'm thinking we take his Visa and send him back to viginastan
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Guy was caught in the act, can’t be more guilty. Glad the judge lost his seat over it.
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Replying to @Smooth6190 @nypost
Wtf would he get it now? Lol. Visiting unvaxed players can play in Brooklyn but Kyrie can’t? Make that make sense.
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I think owning an AR-15 is just for fun. Unless you think you’re going to be attacked in your home by a bunch of ninjas or a dozen hitman like you’re John wick.
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Girl living in bomb shelter having to eat dirt for 10 years because of extremists overtaking their country This dude: Stop being a Karen.
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Actually he just posts against people being dicks in the gym. Don’t think he’s calling out pedos yet otherwise I’m sure I would’ve heard of you before 20 seconds ago.
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Replying to @gastationbarbie
“Do you hear voices?” “Yeah what do yours say?” I imagine something like that.
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Replying to @MrAndyNgo
Love hearing the 16 year old justifying burning down businesses because “we pay for them”. Umm, no you don’t.
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Replying to @PaigeSpiranac
I was watching the gold ball disappearing trick video on loop until ya took it down. ☹️
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This is the best argument for student loan forgiveness I’ve heard.
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He needs a screenshot of a text sent to him? Lol
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Frank has been hilarious since Season 1 but is nothing more than a great supporting actor. Fiona led that show all these years, so it's hard to imagine the series going past 10 now.
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Replying to @_celia_bedelia_
Another dummy trying to shame her for coming in 5th against the best collegiate athletes in the country. Lmao.
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Replying to @atdanwhite
66 bro was it Madonna?
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Replying to @SixBrownChicks

ALT Wtf Meme GIF

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Replying to @TByrne75
Coveting thy neighbors wife is another big one.
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He didn’t get assassinated, there was an assassination attempt. Explain what seems “off” about it where one of his supporters actually died?
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They always look exactly how you imagine.
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If you’re walking on the sidewalk with your girl and someone hotter is walking towards you, you’re allowed to push her in the bushes and she must stay there until digits are acquired.
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If he’s checking replies I’m gonna bet he stopped right here
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Replying to @OccupyDemocrats
In other news man filmed destroying building, killing everyone inside including 4 orphans and 7 nuns.

ALT Andrewwk Bobdare GIF

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Replying to @Ty_Gue99 @nflmemes
Still one of the best receivers I’ve ever seen.
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Replying to @ask_aubry
So a Hollywood agent in Tulsa? Make that make sense my dude
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Replying to @SN1onX
I voted 17 times in PA
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
Nothings gonna change for this guy unless it’s possible to get covid from a body pillow shaped like laura Croft.
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Replying to @dannymasterson
Gonna be quite the reality check when you are hanging with you perfect ladies and someone screams out “VISITING HOURS ARE OVER”
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Replying to @BlueskyLibs
Been kicked off Bluesky like 10 times now. They suck
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He didn’t have a change of heart, I’m gonna bet he still thinks vaccines should be mandatory. Body autonomy for things he agrees with.
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So he sneaks away to a bathroom, makes a call to 911 without dude knowing possibly enraging him if he got caught, just to tell the dispatcher he’s a friend? I’m staying objective but that doesn’t make a lot of sense.
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Replying to @ask_aubry
Did he use his high school yearbook photo as his profile pic?
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Replying to @barstoolsports
It was like that when we got it.
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I read the article, that’s exactly what happened.
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I’ll gladly donate dozens of eggs and cans of spray paint to anyone that lives in his area.
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Replying to @SixBrownChicks
Not sure how narcissistic you have to be to try to win someone back just so you can dump them, but you just told Kanye to hold your beer.
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Replying to @emmyrossum
I don’t understand why he got the weapon charges dismissed but anyone that doesn’t believe this was self defense is completely naive.
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Ok then if you plan on owning a gun you should learn how to use it instead of needing to spray an automatic rifle in a particular direction.
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More than likely he’s just looking for an excuse to text her. I wouldn’t be surprised if he killed the fish for an in.
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Dude went through and paid for entire wedding to get the ultimate public humiliation revenge. I wouldn’t have but lol.
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That’s right dude, a bunch of Hamas terrorist paraglided into Israel on Oct 6th to listen to music and then left peacefully. You good now?
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Replying to @chaospr1ncess
Lol @ thinking a smile makes his death “unjustified”, completely ignoring what he did. I bet I can find pics of Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer smiling too.
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Anyone that reads this is gonna realize that they are prob a shit person by comparison. Myself included.
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Replying to @PaigeSpiranac
Nah keep on it fuck the eagles!
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Replying to @atdanwhite
Sleeping your gfs way to the top. True team player right here.
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Replying to @PaigeSpiranac
Ridiculous
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Replying to @LindseyPelas
That poor shirts fabric threads hanging on to dear life
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Does anyone really want to see Alyssa Milano on tv anymore?
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Replying to @BlueSeatBlogs
Not cool bro. Either provide details or get bent.
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Replying to @ask_aubry
So he feels ignored, and to solve this problem he plans to publicly embarrass said person by excluding her within their group of friends? Lol.
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Replying to @WomenPostingLs
People are still falling for that golden steak shit. Lol
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Replying to @PaigeSpiranac
I can go either way
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Replying to @_celia_bedelia_
Her “schtick” is getting mediocre men out of women’s sports, which was highlighted when Lia Thomas won multiple national championship events including tying Riley in one particular race. Hope that helps.
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Truth hurts Gary
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Replying to @SixBrownChicks
“He wasn’t like this before” like you didn’t just meet him after Memorial Day
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This is the closest I've come to wanting a kid of my own. I'll change my mind in 10 minutes but still
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Gtfo with this. Maybe in the streets but you shouldn’t have to worry about s post match sucker punch at any level of competition.
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He’s annoying everyone and it’s funny
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Replying to @SixBrownChicks
Need to find out where you work so you get fired too. That job isn’t for you.
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Wait you think making fun of a woman losing to a man in sports is a put down? Lmao. On a separate note I challenge your mom to an arm wrestling competition for 1000 bucks.
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You have a point with strip clubs, but I’m pretty sure waitresses don’t dry hump you at hooters.
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Replying to @SixBrownChicks
Marriage is bad. I’ll change my eye color, that’ll fix it. Might be the worst problem solver in history
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Replying to @AnnieAgar
I bet there was at least 15 that woulda taken a hug, half prob in attendance with their wives
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Pled not guilty huh. Seems like there are 7 witnesses that’ll say otherwise.
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Replying to @jlynn43xo @NJGov
It never goes past halfway cause Springsteen's songs play forever in Jersey.
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I love how people just assume businesses can absorb a blanket $15 nationwide minimum wage. Either they will jack up prices in higher cost of living states to offset or just shut down cause they were barely getting by to begin with.
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Replying to @aalejandraax
In 2 days youd be on Tinder
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I assume you slept with them after you got them in shape.
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So now its ok for cops to choke out suspects? I thought there was a whole movement around that not happening.
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Replying to @nypost
If she doesn’t want to so be it. I’m sure she can have a successful modeling career without this crown.
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Immediate face cover and trying to explain to gf nothing is going on. Yup she’s been through it before.
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Replying to @DesMoinesBLM
Time to delete or are you looking for more backlash?
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Pulled out of a car for failing to signal properly? Just write the bs ticket and move on
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Newsom literally had billions of tax dollars to fix homelessness in the state and you want Rogan to spend all his personal wealth to put a dent in it? Lmao!!!!!
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The first time he played it live during a game? I kinda thought it was. Or you mean he should change his walkout music every appearance? Cause that sounds reasonable. 🤪
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Jackson had more fumbles than Kirk had INTs despite starting half the amount of games
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Replying to @Ms_NYRangers

ALT George Costanza Flirting GIF by MOODMAN

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Lol wut? I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want my imaginary kid learning from a satan worshipper either.
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Replying to @makaylafillmore
That’s ridiculous. How can you remove suspicion from the main suspect based on an initial interview?
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Replying to @SixBrownChicks
Lol. You’re a punk and got handled like the punk you are. I would be embarrassed submitting this even anonymously
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Oh so you were there and know he was talking shit then huh? The difference is we all saw the video and KNOW that dude came out with a punch while Goddert was engaged with someone else, which by definition is: Fucking Pussy Shit
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Replying to @TimothyJPratt
I talked to Mussolini’s parents, said he was a great guy and totally not a fascist.
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I mean you could’ve just said “but making kids eat big bags of shit is acceptable?” if you were gonna compare it to things that don’t happen.
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So he has a bunch of books that shouldn’t be available to kids. Not sure what the both of you are bitching about. You don’t see Quentin Tarrentino complaining they don’t show his movies in middle school.
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Trump already said abortion should be available to anyone in cases of rape/incest/health of mother.
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Replying to @SixBrownChicks
“Is he gay”. Lmao. And I thought the shit before you said that was dumb.
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Not everyone that steals needs to steal. But most do steal out of necessity, you suggest giving everyone below a certain threshold a bunch of money? Cause we already tried that.
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
That’s right blame the guy acquitted of charges because he wasn’t guilty of why cities will burn.
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