23 ☼ || they/them || @msualumni || learn about palestine at the link below ⇘

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keep on rockin in the free world, and doot doola doot doo!
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Replying to @nardwuar
DOOT DOO!!!
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Proposal 3 is not confusing. It creates an article in Michigan’s constitution stating that it is every persons right to reproductive freedom without discrimination. It states that medical professionals and patients will not be prosecuted for performing/receiving an abortion (1/2)
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i honestly do not care anymore. here it is for the world to see. somebody who claims to not be homophobic. and i will not scribble out the name, because quite frankly, he has been preaching “freedom of speech” for this entire argument, so i might as well exercise my right too
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rip zenly :( no app will ever be what you were to my friends and i </3 @zenly
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WE WON UNANIMOUSLY 19-0!! SO SO SO GRATEFUL FOR MY GRAND RIVER AND STODDARD FAMILY, I LOVE YOU GUYS #unionstrong
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just realized i haven’t posted my face on the internet in like three years gulp
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Good afternoon friends! We were able to pick up a few orders and we also received another $10 donation to the GFM, landing us at a total of $634 raised so far, meaning MJ is only $166 away from being able to cover next months rent. Thank you all so much! gofund.me/85da870f
🚨DAY 7/URGENT🚨 Good morning everyone! Today we are sitting at $595.75 to start the day off. I’ve had the DoorDash app open all morning, and no spots have opened yet, but I will be on standby. Please keep sharing and donate if possible! Thank you so much! gofundme.com/f/help-mj-avoid…
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inspirational quotes based on texts from my ex after we broke up, but it gets progressively worse
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The state *may* get involved in the case of fetal viability, meaning if the fetus could survive outside of the body of the person carrying it without any extraordinary medical procedures or treatment. It is a straight forward, middle of the road proposal. Vote yes. (2/2)
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with the allegations on melanie martinez resurfacing again id like to remind everybody her response to the accusations years ago was basically just “she didn’t say no” and her fans took that and ran with it like it was the word of of a deity
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i shouldn’t have to walk around campus with a “no media” card so that i don’t get interviewed about the fucking shooting.
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this is unreal i have looked up to this man since i was a kid bro im gonna cry
Thanks for thee support! Doot doola doot doo …
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🚨DAY 4/URGENT🚨 Please help my best friend stay housed. We have been out DoorDashing for an hour and have not received a single order. We have around $160 saved right now between DD and the GFM, but rent is due in less than a week. gofund.me/c427629c
🚨DAY 3/URGENT🚨 Between the GoFundMe and DoorDashing, we’re sitting at roughly $120, meaning we still need $2380 to meet the $2500 goal. We are doing everything we can, but it only goes so far. Please keep sharing to help a Black trans-femme stay housed! gofundme.com/f/help-mj-avoid…
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somebody help i just accidentally sent my ex the fucking entire shrek script 9 times what do i do
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i’m sick of seeing people bash pride month and then calling it freedom of speech. i’m tired of standing up for what i believe in, just to be told that i don’t have the same freedom.
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OR hear me out…we just don’t tell people to kill themself lmfao i think it’s actually mad weird to wish harm upon people over pixels on a screen, ntm how many children play this game “they’re just words” until you’re responsible for a 9 year olds suicide
i think the valorant community would be so much better if everyone stopped crying about words and realised that they cant hurt u if u dont let them 👍 for example if someone told you to k*** yourself just don't k*** yourself
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how it started vs how it’s going 🥰🥰
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lmfao cis is not a slur shut the fuck up
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it’s officially “i’ll text you after practice” season .
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hi everyone. we have a majority of what we need for this months rent, and we only need $183 to cover remaining costs. if there is anything anyone can do to help, such as donating or sharing around, it would mean the world to us. thank you so much <3 gofundme.com/f/help-mj-avoid…
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thinking about the time i came out to my ex as nonbinary and his response was “are you looking for a reason for me to break up with you??” and the answer was yes, but not by coming out lmfaoo
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really looking forward to talking about getting into lssu for cannabis chemistry in the class i have my ex in tomorrow since he told me i would end up as an unproductive piece of shit
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we have officially hit the $800 we needed to cover mj’s rent :’) genuinely in tears, thank you all so much for your help. mj means so much to me and i could not fathom the thought of them getting evicted. thank you for supporting them. thank you a million times.
🚨DAY 8/URGENT🚨 As of tonight, we are sitting at $739/$800 needed to cover rent next week, meaning we only need $61 for rent! We weren’t able to go DoorDashing today, but we go tomorrow! Please keep sharing and donating if possible! Thank you all sm! gofund.me/8db4c31c
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🚨DAY 3/URGENT🚨 Between the GoFundMe and DoorDashing, we’re sitting at roughly $120, meaning we still need $2380 to meet the $2500 goal. We are doing everything we can, but it only goes so far. Please keep sharing to help a Black trans-femme stay housed! gofundme.com/f/help-mj-avoid…
🚨DAY 2/URGENT🚨 We are $2,453 away from our goal for MJ to survive until they get a paycheck. We made $20 from a lovely donor and $27 from DoorDash last night. We plan to dash more, but tips in a college town are slim. Thank you to all that have shared <3 gofund.me/30a2ba68
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the girlsgogames to trans pipeline
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we must absolutely protect roe v wade, but let’s make sure we’re not excluding trans people from this conversation by reducing the problem to solely hurting women
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Replying to @DomMcLennon
i named my kitten after him and they have the same chaotic good energy
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it’s november and im still in love with you <3
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unpopular/potentially controversial opinion: göädf$Ü%&*WÖÜ*AERWöü+söü+qÖÜ*DSQöü+ewöü+rwöü+ gböqü+ww qergb§öüEW/$R+e gh/öü+ tr5eö+ütTR$Rh e/%$%/%$$§qöü+ ü h%&töüWER+öü+ ÖÜ* w/fqaöü+AW$% FÖÜ* Aöü+ ö ÜD*A Öüd+d öü+
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she bush on my george till my towers fall *extremely loud incorrect buzzer sound*
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NEVER , and i cannot stress this enough, let a boy determine your self worth. you are so much more than the end to a relationship. you are somebody’s moon, sun, and all of the stars in the sky, you just don’t know it yet <3
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update thank you
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doordash being down rn is the beginning of my villain arc
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i did not know i needed sexy nurse gerard way before tonight but now that i do the course of my life has changed forever
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🚨DAY 7/URGENT🚨 Good morning everyone! Today we are sitting at $595.75 to start the day off. I’ve had the DoorDash app open all morning, and no spots have opened yet, but I will be on standby. Please keep sharing and donate if possible! Thank you so much! gofundme.com/f/help-mj-avoid…
🚨DAY 6/URGENT🚨 We went out DoorDashing today, forgetting it was memorial day, and did not get a single offer. Hopefully tomorrow we have more luck! Thank you to every person who has donated and shared, you are appreciated more than words can describe. <3 gofundme.com/f/help-mj-avoid…
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what is with moms and telling their kids “i know” when they come out LMFAOOO
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getting high in the rest stop bathroom (an album)
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i very badly wish we could pop our eyeballs out to rinse them off and then put them back
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i swear to god i’m going to lose my mind the next time somebody says starbucks doesn’t fund this genocide. 1/? 🧵
This Starbucks thing will just never go away. They sued the union for copyright issues regarding unauthorized use of Starbucks’s logo. Starbucks does not have a presence in Israel, its profits aren’t sent to Israel. All of this is made up
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“panera is like if you went to france, and you got there, and it’s all on fire. and you’re like—oh my god. now i’m upset” -jason henshaw 2019
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just wait i’ll be able to queue with you eventually :)
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dudes will say “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” and then bash their ex on a social media platform they’re blocked on
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for the love of god just leave me the fuck alone if you “don’t care” so much
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ive been on probably 10 different psych meds in my lifetime and nothing will come close to the absolute monstrosity that is effexor withdrawal
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hey twitter, struggling to come to terms with the fact that i exist. also i only come with one default face for all photos
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Replying to @FridaySailer
it shouldn’t matter, i’m just happy to be congratulated on making it to friday again :’)
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we are SO BACK
@ToasterStrudel please please PLEASE bring back the boston cream pie toaster strudel, i would do anything to eat one again
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🚨DAY 5/URGENT🚨 We weren’t able to DoorDash today as neither of us sleep last night so we slept for most of the day. I want to say thank you again to everybody that has donated and shared. We’re sitting at $420.75 total currently. We DoorDash tomorrow! gofund.me/c427629c
🚨DAY 4/URGENT🚨 Please help my best friend stay housed. We have been out DoorDashing for an hour and have not received a single order. We have around $160 saved right now between DD and the GFM, but rent is due in less than a week. gofund.me/c427629c
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just a friendly reminder that i do not use she/her pronouns. i haven’t in close to 4 years. call me literally anything else. please.
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good morning everybody, we are a day late on rent and still need $120. we’re gonna try to go doordashing in a bit to get closer to the goal. anything helps. thank you so much<3 gofundme.com/f/help-mj-avoid…
hi everyone. we have a majority of what we need for this months rent, and we only need $183 to cover remaining costs. if there is anything anyone can do to help, such as donating or sharing around, it would mean the world to us. thank you so much <3 gofundme.com/f/help-mj-avoid…
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hey i’ve seen this movie before and the ending resulted in my parents fighting a lot
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it’s always “where’s perry” and never “how’s perry” 😔
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for all of you fucks who think being completely insensitive about the shooting is a “joke”, have fun in jail :)
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Trying to gather fundraisers for those trying to relocate in Palestine. Donate if you’re in the position to be able to, but please, at the very least share these and read their stories, as well as amplify any other fundraisers you see. All eyes on Rafah, Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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good morning twitter dot com
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i love my major i don’t want to die i love my major i don’t want to die i love my major i DONT want to die
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happy birthday to our union 🥳
WE WON UNANIMOUSLY 19-0!! SO SO SO GRATEFUL FOR MY GRAND RIVER AND STODDARD FAMILY, I LOVE YOU GUYS #unionstrong
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you know it’s the real deal when he blocks you on tiktok
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i wanna know what goes through a girls head when she looks at her friends abuser and decides “yup, this is the one🥰”
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Germany says there are no signs of Israel committing genocide in Gaza.
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i want my school to stop disappointing me but i’m afraid they’re more of a large corporation than an education system
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hot take that a lot of people aren’t gonna like methinks the full switch to digital applications for jobs, while convenient, is kinda classist, and i’m tired pretending like it’s not
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wow we kinda popped off yesterday huh
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lesbian gave me weed, call that queer pressure
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🚨urgent🚨 good morning friends. even though mj got the funds to cover last months rent, every job has turned them away so it’s hard to catch up, and every church/salvation army has said they cannot help us. any share or donation helps gofundme.com/f/help-mj-avoid…
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alright guys pride month starts tomorrow so can we all do everyone a favor and keep intracommunity discourse to an absolute minimum and collectively realize that conservatives want ALL of us dead, and that we NEED to protect each other as a community. all we have is each other.
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okay so here’s what you do: shake your head really fast for me. alright good? okay now tell me how many marbles you heard up there. my guess is 2.
Replying to @jakeshieldsajj
If you are unsure if you got raped after 365 days you were not raped you are just a slut
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on my hands and knees begging for cishet people to stop referring to me as “an enby”
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i wonder how john mulaney is doing in rehab. i hope more than anything that he is doing well.
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Two more hours until polls close here in Michigan! GO! GO! GO! GO!
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a random person just gave mj and i flowers i am going to cry :’)

ALT red flowers on left with green leaves underneath, pink flowers resting in a hand on the right

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some days i’m okay. other days i can’t shake the echoing sound of the dispatchers over the scanner. healing is not linear.
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feeling less submissive and breedable and more dominant and infertile by the hour
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coercion is rape.
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Replying to @carseatheadrest
you will play sober to death ooooo

ALT Relaxing Op Art GIF by Philbert

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Replying to @tameimpala
release the original (better) borderline NOW
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just answered a “scam likely” call with the good ole’ “paul’s plastics penises, how can i assist your backdoor needs today” and the woman said my name and sounded like the instructor from a really important ai course i’m taking through stanford rn—
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i can only imagine how crazy you’ve managed to make me look already.
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dominic: “i don’t know, i feel like because of the way you dress and the way you present yourself, hi-c fruit punch comes out of your boobs, not milk”
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“people are afraid to admit they support trump” yes i hope people are ashamed and embarrassed about openly being a bigot
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✨women✨ thats all, that’s the tweet
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listen to love shack by the b-52s and try to tell me you don’t see john mulaney singing
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can i please get my boobs chopped off and transplant it to my dump truck and possibly a massive shlong to accompany her
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mentally ill bitch gets laid. call that shit cocknitive behavioral therapy.
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