Voice n video nonsense for @rkgvideo. Also @regularfeatures, @bbcsounds n other places. Welsh, but I don't like to go on about it. He/Him/E/Fe.

London via Maesycwmmer
I never come on here anymore cause it's shite n when I pop on for work I feel bad that I've missed loads of your nice messages. So, gonna pin this to say I'm over on the photo app (same username) where I post photos of my beautiful dog pretty much 24/7.
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This video I made of Kermit dancing to the Succession theme tune is my film of the year...
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"I would have voted for Obama for a third term if I could" #RoyalWedding
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I've been kidnapping criminals in Red Dead then taking them to where the train tracks split n sticking them on one side. If the train hits them, they die. If it misses, I set them free. My Arthur Morgan is basically Jigsaw now...
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Shakespeare ain't shit.
Shakespeare in his prime. How can any one mind achieve so much over a span of time so brief?
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Can't get my head around people getting shitty that kids are discovering music cause of a telly show. I got into Iron Maiden when I was 13 cause they're on the soundtrack for Carmageddon 2. It doesn't matter how you find something. Who has time to give a shit about this??
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British Airways wishing England luck against Wales in the rugby today is better than any other advert I've seen for Welsh independence. Cheers lads.
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Gwendoline Christie would make an amazing Dark Souls boss ❤️
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I saw Star Wars last night. This guy spoiled 3 massive TV shows for me. This is what justice looks like.
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Yesterday was my last day at IGN. I'm off to do something stupidly fun with two of my best mates. We'll have loads more info on January 7th n hopefully it doesn't all go tits up <3
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"i can't believe you've done this"
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In other news - Fred and Rose West, two Gloucestershire lovebirds who found purpose as patio remodelers...
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Just cause I told the story to a mate last night who didn't know/couldn't believe it. Here's the broad strokes why you might see #CofiwchDryweryn this week. 65 years ago parliament approved the flooding of the Tryweryn Valley to provide water for a bit of Liverpool. (1/5)
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Tattoo I just got seems a bit far-fetched...
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Just noticed what now happens when you type "far fetched" into the Netflix search bar... Be the change you want to see in the world 🤣 (fair play @NetflixUK 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽)
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Forgot when I drunkenly booked our Prague hotel months ago that I put in the 'special requests' bit for them to write "Good Luck Bale" in rose petals.
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Couldn't sleep so I bought 47 copies of Jurassic Park on VHS off eBay. Only £30. BARGAIN.
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Here we bloody go then, Paddington 2.
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Don't usually get nervous interviewing people but recently spoke to Jamie Lee Curtis n genuinely forgot I had a Michael Myers tattoo until I went in n she noticed it straight away. Got very embarrassed but she was lovely about the entire thing...
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This is how I found out my Letterboxd reviews could be seen by everyone…
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There's a giant Jeff Goldblum statue down by Tower Bridge. It's a bit far-fetched but you should stick with it for the nips alone...
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We wanted to do something special for the trailer for our new show so we got the lady who did the intros for Dark Souls 1 & 3 to do the voice for us. She was so lovely and patient and enthusiastic n made these three nerds very happy... piped.video/AkCdC0NMA0w
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Uh uh uh! You didn't say the magic word!
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More than 500k people have watched our 'Can We Beat Dark Souls on a Transatlantic Flight?' video. AND our new channel now has more subscribers than our old subchannel. I'm so proud of our company n seeing people really get into our new stuff is just brilliant <3
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We really are fucked, aren't we?
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The deleted IGN post with links to how you can help Palestinian civilians is still available here. I'm sure my sisters and brothers at that site would appreciate you checking it out regardless of the actions of some of the people above them: web.archive.org/web/20210514…
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I can't actually believe I'm saying this but WE GOT A FUCKIN OFFICE ❤️
Big day for RKG. We’re moving into our new home. Thank you for making this happen! Find out more... patreon.com/posts/welcome-to…
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Mad Men was so ahead of its time...
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"It's a small minority spoiling it for the rest of us" Lads, where the fuck have you been like?? There's more of them than there are of us! The most dangerous thing we can do now is write what's happening off as a few bad racist apples when the whole orchard's absolutely fucked.
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Trying to find the toilet in a Wetherspoons
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My head's been in the shed for a while now but I started running in November n it's really helped me out. Set myself a little goal of running 10k without stopping by January 31st n after a few spectacularly failed attempts managed to get it done on Sunday.
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DAD?!
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I wonder which one he liked best...
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Been trying to get Vodafone to fix my phone for more than a week now. I've lost the plot.
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Amazon Help Chat is the new MSN Messenger...
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Said goodbye to our flat tonight which was also the first @RKGvideo studio. You were small, hot n you made us all look bloody pale but you gave us a lovely start, little white room.
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Got up at 7am just to play Super Mario Galaxy n eat a massive bowl of sugary cereal in my pants. I am 35 years old.
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The only Xbox Series X size comparison that matters...
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Don't play with my heart @NetflixUK
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Film called 'Jurassic Park' just started on ITV. Seems a bit far-fetched but I'm gonna stick with it.
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Pretty sure this one Russian #WorldCup stadium is where Maude Flanders died...
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Reading the main symptoms of that Omicron are "fatigue" n "muscle aches" so turns out I've had it since I was 28. Gutted.
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How lush is this?! The city of Kitakyushu in Japan has welcomed the Welsh rugby team with big banners, lit up their castle in red n done up their buses/emergency vehicles with messages of support. What a lovely thing <3
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Got home from Gamescom n had this waiting for me...
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This is going to be a shitter of a week for so many reasons. Just in case you need it, here's Coco giving me an encouraging high-five. Imagine that's you instead of me ❤️
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Sometimes photos of old work things pop up n it feels like they're from a different universe.
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It's happening, lads...
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Lots of people been asking about what we're doing next. Just launched this bad boy so come get involved/help me be able to buy beer... patreon.com/RKG
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It kinda doesn't matter cause we've made a deal that she's gonna live forever but my favourite furry lady is 9 years old today. I fell madly in love with her the day we met n my life wouldn't be the same without her ❤️
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It's hard not to get a bit soppy about our first E3 as RKG. I feel so ridiculously lucky n grateful to work with these two legends n to all our Patreon supporters for making all of this nonsense possible ❤
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One of my favourite moments from our stream last night. Coco giving me an encouraging high-five <3
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Find someone who loves you as much as this fella loves FIRE #RoyalWedding
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Coco is 10 next month so I got this for her. Definitely for her.
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We uploaded our first video together 7 years ago today. Bonkers to look at how far we've come n how a silly project genuinely changed our lives. We're so lucky to have the community that we do n I'm so excited for everything that's coming next.
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Cofiwch Dryweryn means "Remember Tryweryn". But for me and a lot of other people it also means to remember that a primarily English government will very rarely have Wales' best interests at heart. (5/5)
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At that stage of weight gain where I know exes would be happy to run into me on the street.
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Night Before vs. The Morning After
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It's so important to vote on Thursday 12th. Send me a photo of you outside your polling station after voting n I'll pick one person at random to win this Dark Souls vinyl set. It's a thing of beauty that I've never been able to open n I'll give it away to one lucky voter 👍🏽
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"I can't believe you've done this..."
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Charles Martinet banging out the same 9 Mario words for half his life n then Nintendo are like "we'll take it from here, Chuck but you can do a fuckin Whomp or summin if we remember"
Replying to @NintendoAmerica
Chris Pratt as Mario Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach Charlie Day as Luigi Jack Black as Bowser Keegan-Michael Key as Toad Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong Kevin Michael Richardson as Kamek Sebastian Maniscalco as Spike Surprise cameos from Charles Martinet
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If ya don't ask, ya don't get...
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Seeing lots of people saying they've played that Cyberpunks game. Still can't believe we got the world's first hands-on last year... #scoops
RKG
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Watching 'Dunkirk' exactly how Chrissy Nolans would've wanted it to be experienced...
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Just did a couple of big wheelies at the Square booth n the bloke that runs it was like "Oi! No professionals". I said ‘I’m not a professional’. He said ‘Well you should be, if I was you I’d take up motorbike racing and if you drive like that you’ll be the best in Midgar’
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This time last year I was getting ready for a sleepless night ahead of launching my own company with two of my best mates. I've had one of the best years of my life n I can't thank everyone enough for their support either on Patreon or just your nice words, advice n booze ❤️
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Film called 'Jurassic Park' just came on Netflix. Seems a bit far-fetched but I'm gonna stick with it.
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Very excited to announce that all three members of @RKGvideo will be playable in that Avengers game from launch...
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Love putting "_final" on a file name as if I won't be exporting it another 17 times before the end of the day👌🏽
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This little lady is 11 today! Amazing that she still finds me absolutely hilarious after all these years.
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Tell you what I could do with during Wales v Denmark? Big England feature, is it? And people wonder why we're like we are.
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Before n After saying "Fuck the Tories" to Coco... #DogsAtPollingStations
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The first three months of @rkgvideo have frickin flown by. Jacking in a big proper job n doing our own thing has been a load of hard work but we're having a brilliant laugh. Huge thanks to everyone in the industry and our amazing community for all the support ❤️
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I said goodbye to my Grandfather on Friday. He was a properly lovely gent who absolutely loved dogs, saw the funny side of everything and was always looking for a wind-up. This is him riding my baby bike around the living room on a Christmas morning for a laugh...
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I never thought pickaxes would ever become such a big part of my life but here we are. I fancied commemorating the end of our Demon's Souls adventure with something silly so here we are...
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Just catching up with the government's new crystal clear Covid messaging...
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Cab driver just made me promise to speak to someone n get the 2008 Metal Gear Online servers switched back on. He was so upset. When I got out I accidentally said "leave it with me" n now I'm stressed he's telling his MGO clan they're back in business.
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Do any lawyers follow me?! Bethesda used my likeness without my permission n I want a slice of that Skyrim dollar. Gonna rinse those dragon fuckers.
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In case you need it this morning, here's our dog looking like she's doing a shoot for Vogue...
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Film called 'Jurassic Park' just started on ITV2. Seems a bit far-fetched but I'm gonna stick with it.
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Whenever strangers come up to stroke my dog, I make sure I go "Oh my god! She NEVER lets strangers pet her like that?! She must like you!". It's all a lie. That's my little present for them/the universe.
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Film called 'Jurassic Park' just started on ITV2. Seems a bit far-fetched but I'm gonna stick with it.
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Hayao Miyazaki when he finds out you're all streaming his films on Netflix with Motion Smoothing switched on
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I know Sam Mendes n everyone involved with 1917 will be gutted not to get the Best Film Oscar but just goes to show you can't cut corners with stuff like editing - you get out what you put in, lads.
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How about 'assessing the impact' of letting these 11 year olds play a game that's been officially rated for 12 years and older, mate?
Tonight on #C4News what is it about #Fortnite that’s making it so addictive? Why are some calling for it to banned? And should all video games have a Child Impact Assessment? We created Gaming Heaven for a bunch of 11 year olds in the studio to find out.
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I said he could stay a couple of nights (that was a week ago). Now he's trying to get @Krupa round so we can do "Prepare To Try: After Dark". Please help me.
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Missing that moment when you're out for a 'quick pint' with a mate: You've finished the round n one of you is like "i can probably do ONE more beer" - both of you knowing full well you're gonna finish that round n probably gonna leave the pub 6 pints deep by 9pm. Best days.
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Dunno about you lot but I'm starting to lose the plot after seeing friends/folks in the games industry continually threatened, abused n in some cases scared to live in their own homes because they review/make FUCKIN TOYS!?
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Installed Two Points Hospital for my lady last night cause she said she missed Theme Hospital. First thing she said this morning when I opened my eyes... "...you've ruined my life" 80% sure she was referring to the game but will need to check on that later.
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I just realised that Keanu Reeves is the same age as Boris Johnson 🤣
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"...for richer or for poorer" Meghan winks at her Mam like "aye, not fucking likely mate" #RoyalWedding
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Just seen a photo of my mate's new baby on instagram n it's got an emoji covering the face. Kid must be a right fuckin boglin. Gutted.
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I woke up with this little fella licking my ear. His name is Doug.
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Foggy's looking so much better in Daredevil season 2...
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Big up to the lady behind me during Dune who pointed at Timmy Chalamet n asked her mate really loudly: "is HE Dune??" I loved the film. I love you more.
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Film called 'Jurassic Park' just started on ITV. Seems a bit far-fetched but I'm gonna stick with it.
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This day 2 years ago was one of the best days of my life n if you're someone who's supported us - thank you so much, it genuinely means the world.
Today is our 2nd birthday! We didn't expect to be spending it in lockdown. We should be streaming a party right now. But that'll have to wait. For now, here's an update on how we're approaching 2021, given the current circumstances. 🎂 patreon.com/posts/45916076 🎉
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Dreams DO come true.
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