internet haver. ephemeral comic book and video game garbage. takes 2 tweets to say anything. not a follow-backer, sorry
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LA people still have this mindset that people are only acceptable victims if they have their lives ruined a specific way and time. Alta/Pasadena people IMMEDIATELY started complaining that homeless people were showing up for the free food and assistance
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20 minutes are fine, they just need to stop sneaking regular ads in between. when i saw fantastic four we got an ad for google and indeed in-between movie trailers. that is NOT ok lol
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he did say that, but he has also said that he loves to lie for fun, so who knows. he is chaos lmao
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to be fair, for whatever reason teens (esp white ppl) DID seem to look older in the 50s. idk what they was eating
my grandma showing me her high school yearbook and everyone looked like they were old enough to be parents already... wasnt even her senior yearbook
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gotta love that true to form, he's STILL refusing to take responsibility. not sorry he aggressively put an employee on blast, not sorry he didn't fact-check for himself
only sorry for a "misunderstanding" that only supposedly arose what from other people told him
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growing up poor culture is knowing the lore for tons of game franchises but never having played any games bc you couldnt afford them
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Of course you liked that shit. You were the baby, you only had to reap the rewards after your parents and 15 OLDER SIBLINGS did all the work for you LOL
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It comes off she's teasing but internally she's probably dead serious about seeing them as the Lanes instead of the Kents, I love women
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I love the way the kid casually walks right up to him, too. They already know he's their friend ๐ฅน
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it's because ultimately they don't care about the answer. they just want to tire us out & shut us up by always forcing us to do the labor (literal & emotional) of having to explain it all, only to give a simple, demoralizing "probably fake" or "so just rise above it lol".
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people in the comments r trying to be cute like "marry the right person n they'll make u feel better ๐ณ๐คช" but sometimes u really dont want that. u just wanna marinate in ur tears for a while
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just saw someone say this confirms the theory that peach and bowser are actually together and mario just can't take a hint lmaooooo
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got paid like $100,000 for it too, and first spots in line for a vaccine for a virus that half of them won't even come in contact with because they've got paid vacations to stay home
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they are so pathetic omg.... "i have no creativity" yea cuz u absolutely refuse to develop that part of u??? wtf
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in a weird way, it makes sense to me... i feel like there's a certain level of unhinged you can only reach if your heart knows there's someone out there that loves you like the baby you used to be
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aaaaaall the time, if they're intentionally being that weird rude-polite. like when theyre trying to get a rise out of you by saying pleasantries sarcastically
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what great way to tell the couple you don't give care enough about them to sit and write for one of the most special days of their lives...
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the actors also have the wrong color hair, eyes, or costume for just one random shot to reflect the colorist's mistakes lol
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religion is not the law. being offended by other peoples choice of worship (or non-worship) is not comparable to infringing on actual intellectual rights
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they're literal children, that's just what they do!! it just seems different because in the internet they have a bigger megaphone to spout their silly baby opinions than ever before LOL
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i hope everyone spams the gofundme on that post so that 1) marvel can't escape the fact and and 2) people can keep donating to lessen the burden on his grieving family
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PTO is the literal opposite of unemployment. you are being paid to sit at home as a reward for your work, that's why it feels different
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i've quietly believed for a long time that those blonde couple wojak memes were a lot of these peoples' sad way of playing dolls in a way they could square with their "ironic" mindset. this couldnt make it more clear that i was right
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lmfaoooo apparently back in the 60s "fantastic" meant unusual and strange, it didn't mean what it means now until decades later
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stack constantly texts inspirational quotes with emojis and shower thoughts, and smoke just responds with "yea" or "true" or just ๐ the message LOL
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people had the nerve to keep dumping their dirty, holey clothing at donation sites (apparently even a lot of used underwear) and then complain that they should be carding people to prove that the person had an address in the fire zone and "deserved" to have free used clothing
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500x funnier because in the comics he's been in his early teens for quite some time now. you'd think SOMEONE would use his current self to try and capitalize on aura or something, but everyone's like "nah lol check out this baby"
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bully theatre chains until they start offering souvenir tickets like korea's megabox
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for real they lived in a dirty hill and ate mysterious pink goo from a machine i think they were some kind of cult lmao
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Sasha is a very common male name, just not in English-speaking countries. It's one of the many that formed as a shortened form of Alexander
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Such a sad "Here we go again" face... How bittersweet it must be to watch so many generations of young people fall in love, knowing that you'll still be there to watch them die together (hopefully of old age) and then watch it happen to THEIR kids. No happiness without sadness...
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tumblr??? we been dealin with that since the myspace days man
hell even neopets allowed music for a while
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he's one of those "nobody helps me in this house" people who also gets annoyed and picky when someone actually does. they've learned to adapt LOL
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spanish speakers experiencing the same confusion black americans do when people take ordinary words we've been using for decades, turn it into memes, and then decide they're "played out"
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Yes, actually. Nobody likes to be mocked or treated like a potential dating prospect when they're just trying to have fun, so at an early age we learned how to be careful of which crowds we roll in (read: not yours)
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it makes me laugh when gay men insist they aren't benefiting from a patriarchal society. it obviously does hurt them in some ways (like it hurts EVERYONE ultimately) but they are still reaping big, undeserved "benefits" like this daily. majority society caters to cis men, period.
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society will finally be one step closer to enlightenment when they face that sometimes a bro just has honkers
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I don't think they necessarily had to do MCU likenesses, but they shouldn't have half-assed it. They were obviously trying to mimick it somewhat -- they should have either gone all the way, or just chosen a new direction that would've made it more distinct and interesting.
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iwata is eternal. he rides on the endless hype train in the sky. we have to keep powering it, for his sake
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so he expresses an understanding that AI is inherently faulty and inconsistent, yet uses AI to answer his questions about it..... can't make this shit up
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The fact that they laughed when talking about the suicide rate is disgusting!! People's lives are precious things! It does not matter if a human being is "productive", the priority should be making sure their life is happy and safe.
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Given how many people (including me) participated in a campaign to straight up block their games from even showing on their Steam searches, there was certainly no other option. Dude nearly single-handedly knocked the company of the map. Fucked around, found out.
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this just reads like "ok whats the easiest way we can find an excuse to do donuts in the river without getting in trouble" LOL
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honestly i feel like a big part of the reason im so into childish & cute things constantly now is bc i didnt really get to have much of childhood growing up. my mom always had me sacrifice for the younger ones, i even had to give up toys i got as gifts from other ppl
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aaaaaand THIS is why streaming is pointless. used to be the final argument was at least you'd always have access to their originals -- now its not even that anymore
we're just back to the out-of-print cycle, but worse, since a lot of these never had any other release
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they probably mistook it because the fps of the scenes have been changed, giving it an odd unnatural feeling
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was also suprised that they let calanthe be loving and despicable, admirable and honestly deserving of a sword in the back. so many facets of her that you constantly turned your opinion around
she makes me think of who cersei lannister COULD have been, written by women
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c'mon ya'll, if you're going to roast someone else for their grammar and spelling, at LEAST double check yours first
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It's a cute event, but I am really tired of just collectors events It's been almost a year, please have more stuff!! Bring back (or make new) contests, games to play with villagers, the flea market... There's so much else we can do.
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and then the funniest/saddest part is peoples' balking point for these "items" is like $50-60, because that's what dropship scammers convince them its worth. "cooked" doesn't even BEGIN to describe where we're headed...
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no... i REFUSE to believe that's his real name. i already refuse to believe that doug bowser is real, i cannot handle a second person
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and they had the nerve to not even at least give him the fighting chance that we all know he would've had in the comics. he literally just stood there and let shaw do that to him
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this 10000% but also... a lot of those streams probably ARE tweens and teens!! there's literally NOTHING wrong with that. it's already hard enough as it is for kids to find cool things that are age-appropriate. why make their entire existence sound like something worth mocking?
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She did everything she could, took every step that people claim women have to (lest it be "their fault"), and the system failed her. This is infuriating and nauseating. I hope she's resting in peace now, but she should still be here.
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because it is! but not for the reason you think. the subtitles were in swedish (of course), so someone scrubbed the image to translate it in english
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i don't think he thought that, he was just desperate to offer anything. when you think about it, galactus could have used him as another herald if he wanted tho ("why would he need 2?" well... he didn't really *need* the first one either, so...)
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I don't get this either. If it's important for you to have confirmation, ask for it. What happened to being just being honest and forthcoming about your expectations? These "you should have known" mind games about someone you don't really know yet really don't benefit everyone.
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i refuse because all of us deciding "i'm mad but i'll buy it" is exactly why they keep making them darn things... all they care about is that last half of the sentence
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"hey man we want you to present"
"sure! when do you want me to do it?"
"why would you ask us that......"
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"I wasn't getting jobs because I wasn't willing to do what they required of me"
This is like complaining that a grocery story won't hire you because you refuse to touch produce. No one is "turning" on you by choosing another employee that can do the job
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you have to pick one over the other??? why pit bad bitches against each other, it's against the ancient wisdom
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While I believe he shouldn't have been disqualified for this, you guys really need to learn that the First Amendment just means the GOVERNMENT can't punish you from free speech. Private individuals and companies aren't the government.
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this and "imma tell my kids this is ______" are stone cold DEAD and im almost impressed on how fast it was lol
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"someone didnt admit to committing a crime when i asked him, so he must be telling the truth!!!!"
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Ever since I read in the news about how a manager at a fast food place or something died from cleaner fumes, I started doing this too... I mean obviously that heavy duty stuff is different from home products, but no doubt can still kill you/affect you permanently
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