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My kid sister (6years old) caught me kissing my girlfriend in my own room. As I talk I have bought all the sweets in the neighbouring shops😁😁😁
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Famous celebrity couples who make us believe in love: celebrities with loyal partners since childhood.😮🤯
A Thread ✨🫶🏻
1. Lionel Messi and Antonella
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If my lecturers started posting notes on twitter, I would be among the best students in my class.
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Took longer than expected but the degree finally came home🎓🎓 Congratulations to me. I got all the reasons to celebrate.
📷📸 credit @NshaiijA
#Mak71stGrad
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Welcome to campus where a guy will have one shirt, one pair of trousers, will eat one meal a day to save money to care for the cheating girlfriend.
Witchcraft started from campus😂
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Smalling is the most underrated defender.
He said he would stop messi and yes he stopped him from breathing 😂😂
#MUNBAR
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Some campus girls have sat in your dad's car more than you (the son).
It is a changed generation😂😂
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Happy birthday to me. 8th August is always a special day for me. I thank God for another year. Maybe I could make it to 100
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It is with great pleasure that I am here to celebrate another year of my life. ...
Happy 23rd birthday to me💥
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Credit to all those girls who sometimes allow us to do small small even when they know the status of our wallets.
May God bless you.
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I can't wait to be successful so that I can advise my young siblings even when they are right😂😂.
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When she texts you first every morning, my brother congratulations u have made it to semifinals.
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We have no right to kill each other because of jealous and hate, Pray for foreigners in South Africa
#SayNoToXenophobia
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I think all the girls at my campus look at me as a friend material not as a boyfriend material because of my financial status. Just realised that.
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This Valentine's day we are buying our mothers and grand mothers gifts not these agents of Satan that call us trash and eat money like a maize milling machine.
Dear men are we together?
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I don't know who needs to hear this but At campus hit and run is cheaper than Dating.
The choice is always yours.
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Every Ugandan wants to see Drake take a selfie with President Museveni but your prayers won't be answered😂😂
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If you still block your family members to put your bae on your DP , u need some counselling.
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Spending money on a girl without expecting anything in return is another form of betting.
Say no to gambling😂😂
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A 27- year old Burna boy arrived in my country shirtless. Imagine if it was a 7 year old Fresh kid , people would be calling for disciplinary action. What's wrong with my country😂😂😂
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Sitting for a retake at campus is an extreme sport. You have a different colour of examination permit and those guys think you are on a masters program yet you are busy struggling with your bachelors of Leisure and hospitality😂😂
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Some campus girls are like social media platforms . They are visited and used on a daily basis.
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Doing research at campus is an extreme sport.
Like you don't even know where to start from😂😂
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Most of these campus boys are heartbroken by bet slips not girls.
Girls stop overrating yourselves😂
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Before marrying someone, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet, just to see who they really are.
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So my girlfriend has asked me why am saying Barcelona won yet it is Luke shaw who scored.
She thinks I have started cheating😂😂
#MUNBAR
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To all university students who are dating and behave like they are married at hostels, did you go to your homes with your spouses ?
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No one talks about the gut-wrenching regret you feel when realise your instincts were right all along, but you didn't listen.
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Someone tag this lady. Let her know am her biggest fan❤ and would love to meet her one day!
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Dear campusers, Do your parents know that you make other peoples sons and daughter "climb trees"?
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I sat for this paper for 3 hours but all I can say Next year same place , same time, same student😂😂
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Am very happy to receive my @ChelseaFC home Jersey. I think it was a nice way to spend my £165.
Well delivered by Royal mail
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The only reason why ladies close their eyes during sex is they only want to see money not a happy Man's face.
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A good girlfriend in hand is worth two more slay queens at MUBS.
Don't argue with me, am still learning English language😂😂
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This is habari salt 500 mg pack.
Available in Uganda, Rwanda and DRc at 500 ugx.
Well I couldn't let y'all die without seeing a salt advert😂😂
PS. Retweet
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Yes that's is our cow they stole from mbarara . imwe bashuma mwe
He nutmegged...a cow?!
(via akkadwalid, iamabakarov_7/IG) nitter.app/BleacherReport/status/…
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Some girls are hit and run materials but when I try hitting them they want relationships. Am confused.
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I just invited this girl to my place, she came over with her dad and mum. I want such serious girls
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At the age of 7, fresh kid is already hustling and earning his own money, sheila C Gashumba at her age is still crying for Jumia gigs.
A man will always be a man💥
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