dysphoria diary straight from the clown’s kisser 1/2 of @MPDG_official
Tucson, AZ
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‘troon’ isn’t a slur that cuts deep because it’s impossible to take seriously. you sound like daffy duck trying to say ‘toon’
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i’m sorry who tf is that
alright. i’ve considered myself trans for 5 or so years now but i’ve never enforced pronouns over general anxiety and dysphoria. i’ve had a lot of time to think and i’m deciding to come out with it all, so please use ‘they/she’ for me now. maybe even ‘she’ only later idk yet 🤭
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how to transition socially as a trans woman:
hygiene
grooming
skincare
makeup
wardrobe
how to transition socially as a trans man:
stop caring about ALL of that
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my dude, you are a transmasc falling in reverse fan. i think you have bigger things to worry about than my nutsack
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to everyone who thinks i’m making fun of some random person on the internet: that random person on the internet was me and this is what i look like now
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estrogen made me go from the boy who ate lunch in the bathroom to the girl who’s accidentally really good at homewrecking
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i can’t lie, the amount of trans women coming forward and admitting that they don’t care for drag has me vindicated in the coldness i felt when a cıs woman once told me that i “owe everything” to rupaul
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the concept of a trans girl switching back and forth between a feminine voice and masculine voice like dr. jekyll and mrs. hyde
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you’re feeling ill? oh, you poor thing! let me take care of you. say ‘ahhhhh’. good girl!
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taken right before shaving off the beard for good!!!
Anyone else become hyper masculine right before transitioning???? #lgbt
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what does it mean if i wanna get irresponsibly drunk and let a bunch of girls take advantage of me
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having one of those “wayyyyy too sexually forward and uncomfortable” babytrans encounters with this person at the of montreal show and i don’t know how to be nice about it because i’m also shroomed the fuck out 😭
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this is more a joke about how they’re more likely to pass *because* they smell bad lmao
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first “chiodos” show in 8 years. craig said they’re doing an ‘all’s well that ends well’ anniversary tour next year with hawthorne heights, emmure, and callous daoboys? lol
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it’s also funny that there are millions of trans ppl yet they take the word of a select few as gospel
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E, spiro, progesterone, skincare, makeup and hair tutorials from my amazing girlfriend, eyebrow waxings, & many many laser hair removal sessions
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it’s genuinely so fucked up that i was born a man by mistake and now i have to deal with that forever
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hello, new followers. my pfp (which you likely followed me over) is almost an entire year old. this is what i currently look like. i am not actually purple, and my boobs are much larger now! thank you
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please excuse my fucked up lipstick but… 🥵 i’m really riding the h*rny progesterone high tonight
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I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. A TRANS WOMAN WAS IN HERE AND NOBODY KNEW :)))
i was gonna take a selfie in the bathroom at dallas/fort worth and post with one of those engagement bait “a trans woman was in here and nobody knew :)” captions but that shit was an actual nightmare lmao get me outta here
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“transmasc” is the adjective, “falling in reverse fan” is the noun. and again, the noun here is the offensive part
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alright. i’ve considered myself trans for 5 or so years now but i’ve never enforced pronouns over general anxiety and dysphoria. i’ve had a lot of time to think and i’m deciding to come out with it all, so please use ‘they/she’ for me now. maybe even ‘she’ only later idk yet 🤭
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just followed oomf back because i saw her posting about how she can lactate on the fyp
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presenting the player’s choice rerelease of the “you’re feeling ill? oh, you poor thing! let me take care of you. say ‘ahhhhh’. good girl!” post
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it’s my 5 year tranniversary today 🩷🩷🩷 here’s me in the same dress at 2 years in vs. 5 years in! keep eating those burgers, ladies
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there’s something incredibly romantic about two lifelong tops learning to become vulnerable enough to take turns bottoming for each other
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asked this girl that i’ve gone out with a few times to visit me at work and she came with a date who i then also began hitting it off with. have i lesbianed too close to the sun?
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if you’re a boy, you wouldn’t even be considered “good” in your most elaborate fantasies
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maybe not something worth giving my 2 cents on, but a trans woman who’s well off and popular enough to get surgeries and be in a charli xcx music video probably shouldn’t be accosting random teenagers about xenogenders lolz
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my pfp and all of the outtakes… from the night i saw of montreal, got completely blasted off m*lly, and hung out at the hotel pool until the sun came up
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i do not like it, nor do i dislike it. it’s simply a thing which shares historical ties to queerness. i mostly take issue with anyone conflating the performance of femininity and the actual lived experience of being a trans woman. it’s very much its own tangential culture now
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am i insane for thinking i would pass better if i wore glasses? why are girls who wear glasses so fish?
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asked the drive thru worker if i could get a number 3 combo meal and she said “…maybe…”
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