ALT "Super Go Outside" achievement for not playing The Stanley Parable for ten years

ALT Screenshot of Google search for "stanley parable freedom", displaying auto search results, including "stanley parable ultra deluxe free" and "the stanley parable ultra deluxe free download", despite the game being available for the very reasonable price of just $25 dollars

ALT Screenshot of the "Super Go Outside" achievement in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe. Achievement description: "Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years." Unlocked by 3.3% of players

ALT Screenshot of a Tumblr post about The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe. Includes a picture of a painting on the wall in the boss's office, depicting an arm from off-screen holding a frowning panda at gunpoint. The person holding the weapon is wearing a red shirt and white gloves. Caption reads: "If you play The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe on the switch the painting of a panda with a gun pointed at it is changed to have Mario's hand".

ALT Stanley's first-person legs in The Stanley Parable, sporting a pair of Birkenstocks

ALT Sign on a wall in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe. Shows clip art of a person leaning back comfortably in a chair. Text reads: "SORRY YOU GOT STUCK - When walking through the dark areas, please walk directly forwards without touching the walls. Will fix ASAP. - William"

ALT A beautiful screenshot of the video game The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, depicting the staircase in the "zending", one of the most sensitive and critically acclaimed endings in the game. Composed on top of the beautifully color-graded image is a collection of refund notes from Steam, the online video game distributor. They read: "I feel really bad going against the narrator" "Already played this game, thought its a sequel but its very similar to the first", "I "finished" it within 10 minutes", "I was too fast in my actions", "i dont get whats happening", "thanks!!", "I was really tired and I accidentally bought this instead of something else", "I'm too scared by the liminal spaces and stuff the game has. I didn't think it'd feel this way cuz it seemed totally chill in the videos I watched of it"

ALT Two-panel comic strip entitled "Gaming - Then / Now" - first panel shows a young person playing a video game, smiling and exclaiming "I finally unlocked all the secret characters and levels!" - Second person shows the same person grown up, stoic frown on their lifeless and hollow visage, their speech bubble a screenshot of The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe's "jump circle", showing a count of "Jumps Remaining: 0". The grown-up is also holding what looks like a credit card but that's not really relevant to this specific edit

ALT Preview of the native achievement system in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe on a Nintendo Switch. Held by disembodied hands in first person point of view, legs visible, bare feet firmly placed on the iconic orange Stanley Parable carpet

ALT Screenshot of a question in a reddit AMA by Davey Wreden and Crows Crows Crows. Question reads: "Hi- Is it too late for you to delay The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe again?" - Response reads: "Try downloading it with a really slow internet connection for bonus waiting time?"

ALT Text Messages: Insecurity : "I will always be apart of you" Anxiety : "I wonder what could go wrong" The Button That Says The Name Of The Player That Is Playing The Game : "Jim."

ALT Stanley from The Stanley Parable at his computer

ALT A screenshot of the skip button in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe. Its ominous placement and shiny yellow surface exude an aura of foreshadowing, yet its approachable and inviting nature also prompts a casual greeting from the viewer, such as "howdy".

ALT Photoshopped picture of a person who is wearing a nice shirt and tie and making a phone call. They are composed in front of a site of an accident involving a car, which seems to have become airborne before it crashed into the top floor of a building. They are smiling at the camera and saying: "i think i broke your game - is this supposed to happen? lol"

ALT Popular YouTuber Shirley Curry, better known to fans as Stanley Grandma, composed on top of a screenshot of The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, showing the "New Content" door, a door that leads to new content at some point in the game.

ALT Example of a content warning in the "zending" in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

ALT Screenshot of a fog wall that leads to a secret area in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

ALT Cover artwork for The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe - The Complete Soundtrack. Shows a top-down bird's eye view (eye in the sky) of the bucket from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe. In a strong example of ambiguous imagery, it is also made to look like a vinyl record, with grooves along the buckets shell and a record hole on the surface of the bottom.

ALT Notepad screenshot, text reads: The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe - Official Soundtrack - TRACK LIST 1. The Beginning of The Line™ 2. Start of The Adventure (Line™) 3. Stay on The Line™ 4. The Adventure Line™ Theme 5. Rock and Roll Adventure Line™ 6. Adventure Line™ (Live) 7. A Very Merry Adventure Line™ (Christmas Remix) 8. Lofi Line™ Music to Adventure to 9. Walk The Line™ (Techno Remix) 10. Stay on The Line™ (Reprise) 11. Adventure Line™ (Original 2002 Cast Recording)

ALT Screenshot of wishlist data for The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, showing precisely 615,664 outstanding wishes for the game, a number of new sales that's a reasonable ask considering the quality and critical acclaim of the game if you ask me.

ALT Screenshot of the infamous "two doors" room in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe. There are two doors in it, which is just the right amount of- hang on, for some reason I am now seeing four doors in the screenshot. That's not the usual configuration of the room. Where do you think these extra doors lead? Obscure parts of the office? Do these doors have wormholes in them? Is this a room full of wormhole doors?

ALT A photoshopped picture of a gravestone, placed tastefully in a screenshot of the decently improved graphics of the "freedom ending" in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe. The stone is framed by green grass, blue sky, and wistful foliage. Its inscription laments the death of the game's beloved Steam loyalty discount and reads: "RIP - 33% discount on the stanley parable: ultra deluxe for owners of the original stanley parable on steam - APR 27, 2022 - MAY 11, 2022"