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It's a fan favorite. It's world renowned. It might just be the most well known crawfishcomic of all time.
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This one has been at my grandparents house for my entire life and somewhat recently both the antennae and the nose came off so now it just looks like a white dude with short hair
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Many Crawfishcomics have a lasting effect on my vocabulary and this is one of them
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Lets just say the police PAID him a visit after this... and they PAID their respects...
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For anyone who cares I think this is my favorite Crawfish Comic of all time. If Bears Could Paint
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How it feels to be stuck in class with a runny nose and a stuffy nose and no tissues and no paper towels and no money and no friends and no future and no hope
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I know pride month isn't even over but I've waited so patiently to post this one. I've earned it
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I think we all know the moral of this story!😁
In the 1980s, a man suffering from extreme OCD attempted suicide by shooting himself in the head. Rather than ending his life, the bullet destroyed the brain region linked to his OCD, and five years later, he had transformed into a straight-A college student.
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I always knew he was around 40 but never once stopped to think "hey. maybe those numbers are from his birth year." Am I a fake fan
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French translation:
You're awesome! Be yourself. Oh, and tell Lake to come over to my place, I finally found her panties she lost when we slept together.
..DID THEY REALLY??
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Some people are saying this is a reference to a song called The Glow, Pt. 2 by The Microphones. I listened to it and read the lyrics, and I see an elephant on the song art, but beyond that I can't see the connection. Can anyone explain?
It's a fan favorite. It's world renowned. It might just be the most well known crawfishcomic of all time.
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Stop getting robbed in one simple step👇
ALT Joke explanation: the wealthy homeowner has fabricated the appearance of an impoverished home, so that a thief won't pursue further.
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A chimpanzee just typed Hamlet but it was on a laptop and not a typewriter so it doesn't count
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Big mistake
ALT a man, chained to a woman chained to a table with a timebomb on it surrounded by a terrified crowd and soldiers holding guns, saying "OKAY ill bite... where do babies come from"
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Changes have been made in accordance with the Craw now I have their blessing to Flourish
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You should make little rubber versions of the horses that you can throw and watch as they bounce off your walls and floors and cielings
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The common layman cannot be trusted with their own entertainment. We must introduce state-mandated high art into everyday lives
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I like saying "I'm bach" instead of "I'm back." It's funny because I'm not actually Bach
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(For anyone who cares) I think this is the first Crawfishcomic I ever saw. My sister came in and showed it to me and we laughed at it for like fifteen minutes
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