Profit Maximalist
Cape Town, South Africa
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No one is above the law.
Community note
On December 1, 2024, President Joe Biden pardoned his son, Hunter Biden, for crimes covering nearly 11 years of “offenses against the United States which he has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 1, 2014 through December 1, 2024.”
whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/
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Not even mad I missed $TRUMP
It has no intrinsic value and is pure speculation. I prefer investing in real tech like ethereum
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If you guys vote an Indian hooker into power after all this I’ll never forgive you.
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I don’t really get it. Trump announced tarrifs for the 100th time but we have the largest liquidation event in crypto history??
What am I missing???
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No one is more stressed about the global economy than the 24 year old male with $1439 in fartcoin
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*wakes up, missed generational wealth again because of the time zone*
*checks rest of bags, all heading into the shadow realm*
This is the gayest cycle ever
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$sol is now $115. My entire life has changed forever, I don’t even know how to act
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“They’re going to cut rates, turn on the money printer and everything will become worthless except my coins”
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Do you understand what this means?
The SEC has sued binance and Coinbase in the same day, and it won’t dump.
Do you understand?
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Why are Americans so retarded? Rugging coins in real time? Fully doxxed? With their face behind it???? Are they not familiar with the SEC??? Do they not understand eventually they are going to jail??? I do not understand this level of retardation???
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I’ve spent the last 72 hours researching 1 singular coin. Pretty sure we’ve got another potential 100x on our hands.
1000 likes = I share now
Sub 1000 likes = I share post 10x
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Taking heavy profits today. I absolutely love this game and it’s changed my life forever. I was around for 2017 and can’t go through that again. I still believe we go up, but life changing money ain’t life changing till you lock it in 🤝
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Trump launching a meme coin gives us 2 options.
1. This is the absolute pico top
2. This is the start of the meme coin super cycle we have been manifesting
Prepare to lose everything or be rich beyond your wildest dreams. No in between.
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This shit ain’t a game. Keep selling. Imma keep buying. Got passive income coming out of my ears. #Bitcoin
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Dump your girlfriends, leave your wife, say goodbye to the boys. If this ain’t a bull trap this is going to be the best/worst 6 months of your lives
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If your number 1 goal isn’t acquiring as much money as you possibly can right now you’re retarded
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We really all going to be sitting in alts while $BTC goes straight to 100k & alts go sideways 😂
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What a lovely morning for the $LINK marines. @ZeusCapitalLLP & @PeterSchiff gotta be smoking for the same pack 😓😴 #Bitcoin
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*ETH ETF APPROVED*
*COINBASE FOUND NOT GUILTY*
*$100,000 #btc*
*RETAIL ENTERS THE CHAT*
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I tend to be pretty spot on when it comes to smells. Just got a whiff of 50K fooken send it 😎 #bitcoin
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There is no euphoria because few people have made money…
Basically 2 times of people are cooking. Early meme speculators & the few that bought $BTC lows and held.
It is now time for everyone else to start making money too. This is my favorite part
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My advise
Put your phone down, go for a walk don’t check charts for a week. If WWIII is really going to happen there’s more to worry about than our crypto bags. This one’s out of our hands.
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Real shit
Divorce your wife
Say goodbye to everything you know
If there’s 1 year you don’t want to get caught with your pants down it’s 2024. This shit is going to change your bloodlines life
Gn
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This shit still doesn’t feel real. For the first time since Covid I feel like society has a chance to make a comeback. Anyone who thinks we haven’t began falling over the last few years is delusional.
May your next few years be filled with health, wealth & freedom
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For the next 6-8 months I will not sell. I most definitely will not short. And by completing such tasks, I will experience financial freedom. That is it. That is all you need #ALTSEASON
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$BTC
Causally putting in its first higher low in almost 200 days…
Potential rate cuts next week…
Fear & greed - extreme fear…
Bottom signals flying left and right….
Time to pray.
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If you guys made me survive:
Luna
3ac capital
USDC depeg
FTX collapse
USDT fud (always)
Binance fud
US gov fud
And all the other bullshit, without giving me an alt szn this cycle imma be pissssssed
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$BTC down -9% from all time high but my portfolio is down 60% from all time high and my anxiety is up 20%
What a fucking retard
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If I’m ever up 85 million dollars in 24 hours I’m dumping that shit on everyone
BREAKING: RoaringKitty, aka DeepFuckingValue, has posted an update to his GameStop, $GME, position.
He has held all his shares and calls.
He is up 48% today, or $85 million dollars.
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This has been the gayest bull market to date. If this is your first my apologies, should get better soon
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Sat here for 30 minutes trying to formulate a tweet. I’ve got nothing
This is beyond fucked
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Pedophiles are using the phrase “The top is in” to identify each other.
Be careful out there
Gn
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Your goal shouldn’t be to to turn $1,000 into $1,000,000 to buy a fkn car or watch.
The end goal should be to secure your future. Something like a few properties and a business that isn’t magic internet money.
I’ve had the majority of my investments in crypto since 2017. At times my entire net worth.
I love magic internet money as much as the next. Reality is we are still in an extremely speculative market & everything other than $BTC is a gamble.
If you make money this cycle you owe it to your future self to make sure it stays that way. Don’t be retarded
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The last few days have been brutal for alts + memes. My bags are down astronomically.
They are simply trying to shake you out before a parabolic 2025.
The thesis is simple. Final shake out. Don’t fold, if it was easy, everyone would do it.
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Last week I was looking at a new home
Today I am looking for a job
Thank you crypto 🙏🏻
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Didn’t even realize we made a new ATH..
Why does no one care lol this is bizarre
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It’s getting to a point where if you:
- Don’t have a wife + kids
- Don’t have a mortgage
- Don’t have any debts
You look in the mirror, slam a beer or 12 & just simply deploy everything you have into the market.
Honest.
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Been about 6 months since I turned on tunnel vision, I was finally sick of being average. Ever since, every aspect of my life has benefited. Currently 5 am. Putting together oats then hitting legs. I’m always hungry cuz. Praying for my ex’s and enemies 🤝
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Doesn’t matter what piece of shit ponzi you hold, just hold something. They’re all going to go vertical
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Someone explain to me how BTC has been chilling around 95K for all of 2025 but everything else has been violently raped (not even sideways). This is actually the worst bull market ever.
These hands are getting tired boss
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4 days since Charlie Kirks murder, United Kingdom’s largest protest to date.
No riots
No murders
No looting
Don’t ever compare us again. We are not the same.
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