atelic

new york city
Yeah his full name was a bit misleading
this is how i know luigi mangione is a real italian:
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bitches be like “i’m gonna move to a cabin in the woods and live off the land” babe your succulent is dying
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We aren’t doing this in 2024. You have a crush and that’s it. No pathologizing. No diagnosis. Free yourself from the confines of pop psychology and enjoy your fleeting experience on earth
you don’t have a crush. you have attachment issues and someone is giving you attention
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republicans: no stimulus check. democrats: no stimulus check ✊❤️🏳️‍🌈
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Blocking him isn’t enough I need to watch his hairline recede
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Me when I push a door that says pull
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When a gay person says “wait no because like” they’re about to say the most incoherent sentence you’ve ever heard
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going for a suicide prevention walk. it’s where I go on a walk so I don’t kill myself
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The government should send everyone $5000 and a blunt
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girls don’t want boys girls want homes with hardwood floors and big windows
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The concept of the royal family is just so fucked up like can you imagine everyone in america paying a Kardashian tax akakfosplflgl
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I don’t think a lot of people remember the psychological grip Nutella had on the American psyche in the early 2010s… It became its own governing body at one point
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Well I woke up to Spotify wrapped calling me a faggot
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Bitches be like yeah I’m spiritual then describe psychosis
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I wanna be drunk for free without drinking and no hangover so actually I just want to feel joy
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Donald Trump announces that Woah Vicky will lead the Department of Punctuation and Spelling.
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Whole group chat moved in together except for me so now they stop responding when they’re home and can just talk to each other irl and I’m just like
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normalize cutting my life into pieces due to the fact that this is my last resort
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Congratulations to everyone who didn’t kill themselves today
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The CDC recommends bringing me soup and giving me a little kiss to make sure I get better
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Me
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being a gay man is so funny I can walk into a room full of women and say “hello angels” and they start squealing like they just met harry styles
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getting high in the middle of the day because i didn’t win the D.A.R.E. essay contest in fifth grade
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Intimacy w someone u actually like is so triggering like why am I processing childhood trauma naked in his bed
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me drunkenly yelling at bigots
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Mutuals I thought were my age posting about going back to school
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In my Cassie era (getting all dressed up for a man that doesn’t care if I live or die)
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Call her Reese the way she spoons me while I wither
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Just ruined my night (processed an emotion)
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Not my biggest controversy but ppl were rly mad at me for this lol
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Why is everything a disorder maybe I’m just serving camp
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The scariest part abt “feeling your feelings” is u have to actually feel them. Which is gay
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I’m proud of anyone who blocks me. Set those boundaries babe. Take control of the narrative
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Me after giving a fuck
Soldier’s face after four years of war, 1941-1945
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Me waiting for my turn to order a Diet Coke from the flight attendant
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Ordered a cider and bartender rolled their eyes

ALT Rizzler GIF by Matthew

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I do not want to BeReal I want to BeCunt
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[wiping cum off my eyelids] so where were you born and what time
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It smells like upfaggot in here
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[manipulatively] are you gonna eat that
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And fuck Joey King
Gypsy Rose Blanchard reveals she would want Millie Bobby Brown to play her in a project about her life.
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Checking twitter
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Oh you’re gonna grab a shower? You’re gonna grab it? Gonna grab the shower? Awesome have fun grabbing the shower you fucking lunatic
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i hate it here!!!!! i want to TALK SHIT with WOMEN and GAYS in crowded BARS!!!!!
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my feelings aren’t “valid” they’re stupid
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Should I commit suicide or just kinda hang out in my bedroom for a little while
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Not me having a pocket full of sunshine
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I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that most of them are illiterate and can’t do basic math because their schools are colorful prisons that get steadily defunded by conservatives who need an uneducated public that won’t question religious fascism. Probably unrelated
Gen Z is indeed further to the right than millennials. And it’s not just gen z men.
Community note
Gen Z mainly voted in favor of Harris during the 2024 election. In fact, Gen Z maintains the highest rate of support for Harris compared against other age groups. NBC nbcnews.com/politics/2024-… CNN edition.cnn.com/election/2024/
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“?” is the most conniving, belittling text you can get from a gay person
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Pill organizers if they slayed
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Todays vibe
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girl who gets mad when ppl ask her to do her job
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i have got to smoke a blunt with this bitch
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Assuming everyone gets 1 token to lib out today, I’d like to cash mine out here
“The girls are fighting, aren’t they?” 🤣😬
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im begging yall to start dating ppl u actually like
pro tip: if a man ever wants you to watch one of his boring man movies with him you don’t even have to pay attention just turn to him and go “holy shit” every time the music gets really loud
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[fiending for gossip] im here if u wanna talk
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The first step to cleaning your apartment is visualizing a clean apartment for 30 mins. The second step is getting high and realizing the apartment is coercing me into performing emotional labor, and is therefore cancelled
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u guys need to stop taking everything so seriously omg when i say stuff like “killing my self —— at Claire’s.” I am being an artist
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Joe biden is doing a revolutionary (possibly queer?) act by not doing his job. It’s a protest against capitalism and hustle culture. We’re witnessing a social commentary
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Not me being in the business of misery
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Elon musk died????? Holy shit lol
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Just cut off some lady in traffic
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Alyson Stoner will be stepping in
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Momala I frew up
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Never meeting another person again so if I know you already congrats
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Sexting like “Likewise 😳”
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Am I inherently evil to my core or just a little dehydrated
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There is never a vibe Nicole Kidman doesn’t get
Nikole Kidman to the sound of “What Was That” on her latest Instagram post.
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Congratulations to anyone that didn’t commit suicide today
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In honor of Azealia Banks’ 32nd birthday, tell us your favorite moment from the rapper. 💭
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of course my ass is fat, where else do u store trauma
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Whenever I meet a woman who is legitimately homophobic I’m like wait what
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Being sentient in America
Reaction Videos
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Congrats to everyone who didn’t kill themselves today
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Why are you as a grown man named Tyler
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Just used therapy speak during an argument
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“It’s okay to be a hater” is good advice for chronic people pleasers who struggle w a sense of self but unfortunately mean jerks use it as an excuse to be cruel to anyone who shows a hint of vulnerability and genuine intention
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Him: you better not be Taylor swift eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch when I get there Me:
🚨| Taylor Swift was eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch!
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Why would she say this
@skyferreira is it hard being pregnant @ 17? Hope it doesn't look like a monkey...
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It’s such a turn off when someone is highly accomplished in their field. They’ll be like “I performed heart surgery on a child this morning. What are you up to?” And i have to be like “I’m in buttered toast era”
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Just remembered my cat doesn’t know shit about shit. Not even 2+2. Never conceptualized bigotry in her mind even once. God she slays
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is this james charles and trisha paytas
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Every workplace should have one day a month that lets employees do the Midsommar scream-cry chant together
Ramen Waystar Royco 
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Just found out I’m not in trouble and nobody’s trying to punish me
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This queen
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Pussy pussy pussy…and furthermore, marijuana
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Texting my gemini friends “I heard what you said about me” and turning off my phone
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Falling to my knees clutching my chest letting out a blood curdling scream cuz I remembered grilled cheese and tomato soup
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Grown ass man named Cody
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Pretty gay for a man to watch the fireworks… Ok katy perry…
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