Clinical Adjunct Professor, University of Illinois. tox, hobby youtube, host @hemereview secret channel @Bigemus
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Never buying Gatorade again. 5lb bucket of fucking horse electrolytes from tractor supply. Never getting hungover again or being iron deficient. I am the #boss . Sipping on half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.
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Then doing nothing was likely the superior choice, by all objective metrics. Please take care of yourself!
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A man born in 2004 was bussin for real no cap ong. This is how his organs shut down.
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A YouTuber drank suspicious liquid from a jar that had a pony toy figurine inside. This is what happened to his organs.
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A YouTuber ate 25 pounds of steak 🥩 for dinner. This is what happened to his organs.
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A YouTuber made a video every week for 10 years. This is what happened to his channel
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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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Teen who injected himself with crushed butterfly spent 7 agonizing days in the hospital before he died trib.al/SRLk7HC
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Some Chubbyemu videos just write themselves
I take more than 40 supplements a day.
At 41, my biological age is just 27.
If this picture makes you cringe, you need to understand the science behind why it works.
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Community note
Sean Kelly has an undisclosed affiliation with the health supplement company he is recommending in this thread, as his VC Firm, The Family Fund VC, is an investor
familyfund.vc/portfoli
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My brain after drinking 1 liter of soy sauce for lunch nitter.app/sh_wnee/status/1313133…
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NEWS: Elon Musk announced tonight that the first human implanted with @Neuralink’s brain chip has made a full recovery.
The patient is able to control a mouse using only their thoughts. Incredible achievement!
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I sat in front of a computer everyday for 38 years. This is what happened to my back.
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12-foot python bites man in testicles as he sat on toilet — then he beat it to death with a brush trib.al/v6YW69k
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i mean if she ends up in one of my videos, i'll tell you about how her organs shut down
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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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