Writer of Letters to My Fanny, broadcaster, mum, eater.
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I've only gone and had a baby. Yeah. Both doing really well. Home tomorrow. Sleep now. Speak soon. Happy.
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🌟Calling all those that have a story about sharing parental leave🌟 - do you wish you’d done it? Do you wish you’d known more about it? I’m working with the Government to learn more...#sharetheleave #parenting #equality sharedparentalleave.campaign…
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I'm going to write a novel called Fifty Shades of Earl Grey. It's going to be hot and steamy. #ilovetea
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I haven't seen my fanny for such a long time. I hope it's all is ok down there #preggers
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I get weirdly nervous before therapy. I worry about what we'll talk about. Like before a party where you don't know anyone.
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Please no. Cab driver shouting at me why today is a great day because we can go back to the good old days. I could cry.
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Our brand new @channel5_tv show Women’s Health: Breaking The Taboos starts next Tuesday 9th August at 7pm - we hope it empowers women all over the country to get the help they need 😊💓💓💓 #WomensHealth #BreakingTheTaboos #TimeToTalkAboutIt
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Discussing whether someone having a cough relates to their internal strength is so inane I cannot watch the news right now.
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What a ride - can't wait to u to see my it (& shout at the telly as I forget things in the oven) 🙈🙈🙈 @MasterChefUK
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I wonder if Weinstein will think 'if I'm going down you're all going down with me' - alot of powerful Hollywood not sleeping well right now
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😞I almost can't bear to give this person anymore airtime than she already has but when I saw… instagram.com/p/BaXLhUoBRhQ/
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1st question this morning 'mummy, how do I reach my true potential? And could I kill a t-Rex with my ninja skills?'. Righto. Coffee first.
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Love that #DoveUKI & the Girl Guides have teamed up to create a badge for body confidence #BeBodyConfident 😍
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I am dumbfounded - if you dump someone & say mean things about them & say they’re obsessed with you...are they then expected to save you?! Im confused. #lovelsland
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Sick n tired of sending out bland CV's w no replies? These 2 sites are brilliant @discoverables & nextstepup.co.uk @designcouncil
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Woo hoo!
Huge congratulations to the wonderful @cherryhealey for winning the Best Television Presenter award, at the @RealityTVAwards last night.
❤️🎉
#10YearsYounger #NRTA2021 #mavericktv @channel5_tv
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Favourite question today: "Mummy, does the Pope have white pyjamas?". Answer: "no idea. Maybe he just wears Chanel no.5".
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Someone on this tube is wearing Eternity by Calvin Klein & I'm suddenly 15 & snogging my boyfriend in Macdonalds
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I have bought a skin tight sequinned off-the-shoulder catsuit for NYE. It's not at all flattering but it's a SEQUINNED CATSUIT. 👊
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Lots of things to feel afraid of in the world but watching Ed get lost & sweaty in the joy of music takes the edge off @GlastoFest
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My daughter knows the names of all the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I have never been so proud.
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Translating the Xmas ads: women organise everything & r rewarded w a single moment of teary eyed happiness. Then off they trot to wash up.
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In 2014 I would like someone to invent headphones that don't tangle and calorie free crisps. Amen. #NewYearsEve
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Can't we wheel Adele out? I know she's preggers but theres prob a doctor in the crowd? #ClosingCeremomy
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THIS “@CosmoBodyUK: 20 things every twentysomething should know about her body on.cosmo.uk.com/1tfagAT nitter.app/CosmoBodyUK/status/550…”
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Am I right in feeling that a highly-preened man in cashmere pj's lounging on a chaise longue is the opposite of sexy?
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Thank you so much for all your lovely messages- hibernating at the moment - am having a sleepathon with the newborn xx
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🌟SUPPORT🌟I don’t need a thigh gap (where would I hold my phone when I have a drink and a snack?) and I don’t need longer legs (I can totally reach everything in my house perfectly well)… instagram.com/p/BwaQa0CH3wE/…
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Life is complicated and uncertain but there is one constant : Nutella on toast after a night out. #solid
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Nhs is amazing. I have been measured, swabbed, vaccinated, blooded tested & reassured without being handed a bill.
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TM has vexed me HUGELY over the past 12 months put I weep when mainstream journos comment on whether her cough is a sign of ability.
Wtf 🙄
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I just accidentally winked at a waitress. I'm now involved in a strange silent conversation whereby I am trying to now appear not creepy.
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My daughter tells me that George Osbourne looks like a chocolate bat. I don't know what to say to this.
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Morning everyone. On way to hospital & Lionel Ritchie's All Night Long is playing. Today is going to be good.
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I wish I had a big band to get me up in the morning. Would put anyone in a reet good mood. #xfactor2013
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8.30am I would usually be shouting TEETH HAIR SHOES SCHOOL BAG 3/4 times into the abyss BUT today I am having croissant #iloveschoolhols
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Home completely alone on Friday for four whole days. 1st time since becoming a mum. Yeah, going to run around the house naked, obvs.
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Do u think Kate, on the inside, is screaming OMG I am standing next to SEX GOD DAVID & they're calling me HER ROYAL HIGHNESS WOWZERS?
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Boobs are so incredibly clever. And weird. But mostly clever. #milk #breastfeeding
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CATSUIT TIME! Feeling very Sandra Dee 👯 And warmth provided by fluffy jacket thing - have a good evening everyone xxx
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HAAAA!!! #gogglebox is fast becoming my favourite show on tv. Esp love the Kirstly Homemade reactions!!! "W.O.R.K"
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🌟🌟PICK OF THE DAY🌟🌟well that’s a bit great 😝 Truth About Looking Good is on TONIGHT at 8pm… instagram.com/p/BdxHrAphFis/
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If I could have a pet giraffe I would. They are so incredibly beautiful. I'd saw a hole in the ceiling and feed it Quavers. #africa
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Sweet sweet mercy. Just had a comfortable feed. Right now, this is nothing less than euphoric. My left boob is now my favourite. #bestboob
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Back from work trip & turned down free Beyonce tix to spend time with kids. Is there some kind of medal for that? #crying
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Wise friends. 'If you've got a problem and you worry about it you've then got two problems.' Just fix it. I love them.
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She's 16. I mean WHAT THE!?! I could barely remember my own name when I was 16 #XFactor
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Felt so proud of my daughter and her friend for coming to the march and asking so many questions… instagram.com/p/BPiN7S7DfA4/
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🌟PROGRESS🌟I would have deleted this two years ago but I think this is my favourite photo of me for quite a while. I’ve got no makeup on (I love makeup but I aim to also feel happy and… instagram.com/p/BwpfMXknuCO/…
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I honestly don’t understand why it’s even allowed? *i do understand- it’s all about ££ but seriously? New mums who might have had a traumatic birth?
"I had to almost force her out of the room. Bearing in mind I was half naked, it just didn't feel right to me."
New mum Lauren Harris tells us why she started a petition to have sales reps banned from post-natal wards.
@TheJeremyVine | @cherryhealey | #jeremyvine
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YESYES to dry August (sunshine, outdoors, larking) but Jan is for fires, pies, sofas and wine. Surely?! #DryJanuary
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I cant bear it. i love her. Hang in there. Sheesh #XFactor
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🌟INSIDE THE FACTORY🌟the next batch is nearly ready and they are looking 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 - can’t wait for you to see the next series - clever clever production team #insidethefactory @bbctwo instagram.com/p/BnG6Pl1BWL_/…
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Just showed my daughter ET for the first time. It was magical. It was amazing. It was a huge challenge not to cry. #soppy
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Unexpected. Two Direction and Three Direction to battle... #xfactor
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I am 32. I am a mum. I have a job. And yet I am utterly intimidated by my kids slightly stern nursery school teacher. Sheesh.
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“@ChristinaaUK: @cherryhealey this was the other day #britney nitter.app/ChristinaaUK/status/40…” AMAZING
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LOVE THIS 😍“@parentdish_uk: post-pregnancy body changes nobody talks about aol.it/1nYZtIE nitter.app/parentdish_uk/status/4…””
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Anyone else OVERJOYED with the @bbcstrictly result?!!! 😻😆😍🤗 instagram.com/p/BOIotemDkt7/
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#Celebritygogglebox - what a genius way to weave in difficult videos #StandUp2C
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Just flicked onto Xfactor and finding it really uncomfortable to watch - it's messing with people on a whole new level #turningover
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Hell hath no fury like a hungry woman being told ' unexpected item in the bagging area.' #hdhy(}%%%~{?
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When you get five minutes of parenting bliss and you forget about the dried porridge on the ceiling. nitter.app/planetepics/status/914…
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I'm doing a 'I'm On Masterchef' party. I am aware that this only happens once in a lifetime. I… instagram.com/p/BH2nOtljs63/
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🌟F*CK YOU CANCER🌟This week I’m reading this absolute brilliant book by @bowelbabe and learning so much about how to talk about cancer. That’s actually the tip of the iceberg of what I’m… instagram.com/p/BpaajMgBSRX/…
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I read this week that Olivia Newton-John sold her famous leather jacket (from the You’re The One That I Want song) for £243,200 to raise money for her institute supporting people with cancer (she has stage 4 breast… instagram.com/p/B6EPnqalqnt/…
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Is it just me or are the #MOBOAwards2014 's a bit of a shambles?
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You can't send Andrea home because he has the best singing-face-that-also-looks-like-a-sex-face of all time #XFactor2014
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🌟INSIDE THE FACTORY🌟We are back! Tonight’s ep is all about coffee and it’s a cracker - I’m a bit late to the party as we’ve been filming today and then we had to eat pizza (non negotiable)… instagram.com/p/BlWF8_xBoFa/…
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