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Donât take this the wrong way, but I would go to the movie theater and buy a ticket to watch you paint a wall for three hours. Thank you for saving cinema with Maverick and please make a sequel to Edge of Tomorrow and Minority Report. Thank you.
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Whenever you start a tweet with âyikesâ or âpowerfulâ I know youâre about to embarrass yourself and everyone following your account.
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I love all these people saying that Pete Carroll deserved to get fired simply because he's 72. His 72 is your 32. Kick rocks.
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Tough to do when the director of the movie comes out and tells us this is a political movie, no?
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FWIW, I was battling some pretty deep depression recently and decided to start exercising a little bit every day. I'm on day 14. The difference is astounding. If you're fat and sad like me, ride the bike for 30 minutes. Even if you suck at it. Not a sermon, just a thought
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Down 30lbs. First time I've ever lost weight without a diet. Just making small changes. What ended up working was admitting I don't have enough respect for myself to do better and finding someone that is worth trying to be a better person for. Not a sermon. Just a thought.
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Look, the Redskins haven't been impressive tonight. That said, they won the game & the division but to listen to the commentary, you wouldn't even know they were playing in the game. It's all Giants and Eagles. Shameful.
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The Eagles loading up the tank job tomorrow by sitting everyone & Washington STILL losing to Nate Sudfeld in a second half comeback would be the perfect setting for me to finally drink myself to death like we all know I'm going to.
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I wish I knew then how good we had it when we had Sonny, Sam & Frank. Safe home to a legend. #RIPSamHuff
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Lots of fun watching the @popes_exorcist today. Iâm surprised how many times I laughed. @russellcrowe is just awesome in that role. Itâs catholic Lethal Weapon with tons of gore and zero agenda. If youâre not uptight, have a gander. Me leaving the theater to buy a scooter:
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I could barely walk up a flight of stairs in February because I was so wretchedly out of shape. Just now I hit 300 total output & broke ten miles for the first time in a 30 minute class. Still a long way to go, but feels damn good. Clock that overall ranks friendos!
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What gut punch. @ThisBrodieLee was so incredibly kind, giving and talented. It's appalling that he is no longer with us. Just horrendous. Saying a prayer for him and his family. Safe home, champ. You will be terribly missed.
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Update: down 21 pounds. It's never smart to gloat about weight loss but it's the most I've lost in years so here we are. If you're fat and sad like me, start moving around for 30 minutes a day. Pretty sure it turns you into a better person.
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Coach has cancer. No fans in the stands while Kansas City appeared to average 25,000 per game. QB was advised to amputate his leg. Owner sued. Name change. Movies could be made about this team & the entire @SNFonNBC broadcast focused on a 6 win Giants team that wasn't playing.
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Have you signed up for our email list? Make your way to the website and do so today so you can be one of the first to sign up for The Chad Dukes Show! Link in bio
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My new show begins Monday. Once that happens, this account will be used for one thing. RT-ing people that are listening to my new show in their car or office while eating fast food. Thank you.
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I've never seen more weepy men online in my life. Have some self respect and get ahold of yourselves. It's gonna be okay.
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Insane. Huge win. Doesnât matter if the Seahawks blow. Redskins never win on Monday night. Never win 3 games in a row. Gibson looks great. Defense looked great until that last drive. They are in playoff contention. Cowboys have the Vid. The eagles lost to the giants. Itâs huge.
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Clearly pass interference. Referees clearly biased. Stadium full of Giants fans. God bless those of you that continue to be a part of it. I have no idea how you do it.
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When I was young and poor and alone, I used my George Foreman grill three times a day to make food. I have no idea what I would have done without it. It was the most important thing I owned for years. I'll always be grateful. Safe home to a legend.
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Oh man. What a full, amazing life he had but Jesus does this sting. I canât think of anyone that I enjoyed more at anything than John Madden calling games with Pat Summerall. Safe home to an absolute legend.
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Thatâs an incredibly impressive win. On the road against this Eagles team? How on earth can you put Wentz back out there? Never in a million years.
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Don and Mike, Opie and Anthony, Ron and Fez. Jesus Christ, I knew we had it good, I just didnât know how good we had it. Fucking hell.
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I love Christmas. I know it ainât for everyone, but since Iâve made an effort to celebrate the Holiday year round, itâs made a difference in my life. Ripley Dukes and I hope you had an amazing day. Keep it with you all through the year. đ
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Red and white, blue suede shoes, I'm Uncle Sam, how do you do? Happy Independence Day Friendos!
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The commercials are painfully unfunny & the halftime show is always for normies. Both of these teams are completely unbearable. Maybe we donât watch the Super Bowl this year? I mean, this is just the worst.
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Verbal nod to Washington and Tampa for wanting to play football unlike half the teams we've watched this weekend.
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Safe home Carl Weathers. You made a lot of fun movies I love and you were a big part a perfect one. What a bummer.
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I've been writing a book and exercising for several months. I'm not particularly good at either but it makes me feel less depressed when I'm doing both. Being proactive has yielded better results that wallowing in self pity. Not a sermon, just a thought.
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Hilarious to watch these corporations & media outlets that disrespect & emasculate fathers 364 days a year pretend they want them to have Happy Father's Day. How about we get one commercial on television where the dad is not depicted as an oafish buffoon. Thatâs a nice start.
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Nothing âold manâ about it pal. Either you go about your day doing your best to not be a burden on everyone else or you do what the guy who left that cart does. Iâm happy to be a âput back the cartâ guy.
I know this pic will make @chaddukes blow a gasket...what has happened to civility? I put 3 or 4 of em back, then I tapped out...#oldmantweet
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Neither Covid nor Canceling nor Inflation could stop @CWdrygoods. Today is the day. Thanks to everyone that has been with us for the past five years. It flew by. Hope to see you soon. We are open from 12-5p.
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Was lucky enough to spend some time with Kris Kristofferson. Never has a man more talented and accomplished been more approachable & kind. He lived a dozen lifetimes during the one he was given. What an enormous life to celebrate. Safe home to the Silver Tongued Devil.
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We got to interview @bobsaget on Big O and Dukes several times including a few times in person. He was the best. Always willing to talk about anything. No one was more comfortable with what they were beloved for than that man. 65 feels far too early. Safe home.
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Lived my whole life with no greater fear than this. Can't even imagine what the people on that bridge felt when it started to come down. Dark, cold, awful water. Just horrific.
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Very excited to be joined by Brent & Josh from @BrokenSpokesHTX on Friday's episode. We've been having an embarrassment of musical riches on the show lately. Might be time for a concert.
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If ya signed up, check your email. If ya haven't signed up, let's take care of that, shall we? chaddukesshow.com
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How in the hell did that piece of shit get up on that roof without someone turning a blind eye? This stinks to high heaven.
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Would you look at that? The latest subscriber to The Chad Dukes Show is ol' @drabtshirt. Appreciate ya, Lips. You can interrogate me in Juarez anytime.
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Happy New Year. Tomorrow is a big day. Give us your email. You'll be the first to find our how to listen: chaddukesshow.com
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It's actually kind of shocking they are making these broadcasters keep this up. Virtually anything would be better.
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Safe Home to Ben Stern. His phone call during the @artiequitter & @TheRealDiceClay dust up is the stuff of legends. Howardâs impression of his fathers reaction to Gary throwing out the first pitch is one of my favorite segments in radio history. #ProperModulation FTW.
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I've watched football all day. The referees have incessantly halted games for ridiculous calls and endless conferences. The ruin everything with their non-stop horse shit but Curtis Samuel gets smashed in the head multiple times without any Official intervention? Word.
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Another issue w/ the Eagles tanking is that it completely obfuscates any accomplishment for Washington. The entire narrative is about how seemingly easy it would have been for them to win if Hurts stayed in the game. We have no idea if that's true but it's the entire conversation
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Think this tweet sounded more dire than it actually was intended. I feel so much better now that I'm exercising. It's night & day. Hoped it might contribute to others giving it a shot. That was the only motivation. Thanks for the kind words, but I'm as happy as I've been in years
FWIW, I was battling some pretty deep depression recently and decided to start exercising a little bit every day. I'm on day 14. The difference is astounding. If you're fat and sad like me, ride the bike for 30 minutes. Even if you suck at it. Not a sermon, just a thought
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Just learned that Will Thorpe passed away. Will owned @HighCottonBBQ in Kitty Hawk and was one of my favorite people on earth. He was generous and friendly and made the best Fried Chicken Iâve ever had. Fucking terrible. Safe home, Will. You were one in a million.
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Requested pancakes, turkey bacon, coffee, log cabin syrup and The Hunt for Red October on the television for my birthday. Wife delivered on all of it. đ
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I have a better idea. Stop having big expensive weddings. Everyone. No one wants to go to them. Use the money towards a home, vacation or god forbid just save it. The dumbest thing in the world is a big, expensive wedding.
Weddings cost a lot. Should no call, no show guests have to pay? One couple drew up an invoice. âThis amount is what you owe us for paying for your seats(s) in advanceâ nbc4dc.com/yn6Ek5B
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