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France is bacon. Helping me make it though the day.
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This, but for Sriracha!
Vete
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Roll call. Who else is smelling smoke in San Francisco? #nobhill
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I have proof of this scandal.
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“This message is for all of [the world]. We are depending on you. Follow the rules and STAY HOME. Act as if you have COVID-19. This will save lives.”
Clear message in NZ. Very Important.
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Wow! Congrats on flying that one out. Will you be doing the flight to Tajikistan after the paint job?
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Replying to @historyinmemes
For those freaking out, the French also have perpetual stews. A cassoulet near me hit the 16,000 day (43 years) mark a few years ago.
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Poor core product PM stuck in the middle, trying to give people what they want.
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Replying to @patrick_oshag
The scaling on your charts is skewed to fit your narrative. Right sides scale by 400% and left by 50%. Carbs and sugars increasing in the charts, coupled with sedentary lifestyles, are why people are obese
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This is too rational, but really it’s Ranch 99
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Replying to @rustbeltenjoyer
There’s a cool plugin, cesium, for unreal engines 5 that lets you use google maps tiles in games. Here’s a small demo, piped.video/jiiG7QKcsQE
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Replying to @HelenBranswell
Thankful he’s finally wearing an n95!
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Throwing my Tokyo sign at my favorite bar in the world!
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This is gonna be on repeat all day. 😢
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Hey @ThePurpleAir - there are some security issues you should address in your map. Guess who hasn't been at home today? Hint for others: Circles with black border are indoor sensors.
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Obama's my distant cousin!
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Farewell Japan! Until next time... #japanball
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15 years on this thing. Thanks @jack #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Americans have too much crap
Wait for it ...
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Replying to @eladgil
Interim report from the minority oversight staff.
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Career goals!
This guy
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Congrats to Juan, my 1000th blocked account.
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Back in the saddle again.
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Spinning up the nano-farm at my apartment. Carrot greens, leek, celery, and green onions.
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I’m being told it’s walk time. She’s very serious about her evening walk!
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Watching Cinderella Man - a heartwarning story of Victory!
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Damn! They’re opening a Nescafé less than 2 blocks from my house.
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Happy Labor Day! If you must visit an open establishment, be sure to tip very well!
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Impulse purchased an early birthday gift for myself! Also, doing my part to support NYC. Thanks for the inspiration @EatingBeagles
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There’s always a tweet
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Replying to @levelsio
Get the 5c nano!
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Replying to @Pinboard
Just waiting for you to buy this hellscape after bankruptcy
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Snow Day!!!
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I still got it! 🎳
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Those were very good times! Miss you and the rest of the gang!
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Replying to @igb
We all know the World Cup is about to kill it
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84 dog years on Twitter! #twitterversary
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Should I scan random codes in tweets? I'm so curious...
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🇸🇬
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The soles of these shoes have a map of Barcelona. I want this for every city! nitter.app/jeeveswilliams/status/…
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Leaving on an airplane...
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So say we all
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That's what caught my eye too. Looks like it could be part of this set, scoutmagazine.ca/2012/06/16/…
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.@jack is clearly writing the tweets now. I expect a Blackbird spotify link any day now...
the elusive beauty of imperfection 侘寂
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Been digging a little and the puffer seems to be standard issue
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Give the podium sanitizing guy a shoutout
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Shoutout to the culinary team for somehow scoring Pliny the Elder for happy hour! #bitterToBreakNoBoozeJan
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ALT Popcorn Eating Popcorn GIF

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This mutant 10 leg octopus is taking over Southern Europe! nitter.app/willy_maps/status/1536… source: @willy_maps
William B. Davis
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Turns out I’ll be supporting the same candidate!
My personal choice for the best candidate this primary season? Why, I suppose that would have to be The Eventual Nominee, of course 😎✌️🇺🇸
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I’d watch this version
Either there’s a @netflix glitch or @MarieKondo’s methods have escalated.
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Replying to @Pinboard
👍
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Thanks for playing Jo!
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Replying to @Pinboard
I like this take on how Bitcoin isn’t a hedge and probably a Ponzi scheme. nitter.app/NorthmanTrader/status/…
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“Thanks for your feedback! I’ll be sure to share it with the team. Best Regards, [any user support team] “
Crown
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77 dog years on Twitter #MyTwitterAnniversary
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My little lady! 😍
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The Bellagio SF
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This makes me so happy
We're Alphabet workers. We’ve been organizing for over a year, & we’re finally ready to share why. This morning, we're announcing #AWU, the first union open to *all* workers at any Alphabet company. Every worker deserves a union—including tech workers. nytimes.com/2021/01/04/techn…
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Cracked into a Pu’er puck I picked up in Yunnan 10yrs ago. It’s aging just fine. 😀
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Replying to @truebe
I don’t know…it’s like he was only waiting for this moment to be free.
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Checkout this cute little tugboat ply the canals from Rotterdam to Amsterdam.
Traveling under the bridges from Rotterdam to Amsterdam in a fascinating and relaxing time-lapse: Mooi landje 🇳🇱⛴️❣️ [Full video: piped.video/HfPCdJapIXA]
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Doggo with a full tummy! 🥰
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My little babushka.
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An amazing 3D Crosswalk in Iceland. icelandmag.visir.is/article/…
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Replying to @roach
I think that qualifies as an n95 face mask. Maybe grow the whiskers up a little more to cover the nostrils.
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The eclipse at Barad-dûr
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Nice! Thanks for sharing. They're being minted at about 10-20 a second right now.
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I know Twitter is about dead, but I’m hopefully because I know the fanboys will code up a replacement this weekend.
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Replying to @Flubarb
All my favorite food groups
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Building that downline... initiativeq.com/invite/HInKr…
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Replying to @roach

ALT i love you animation GIF by Disney Pixar

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Excited to see if I’ve found the best instant coffee. I’ve been pleased with their Burundi. #swiftcup #laesmeralda
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that image is so tiny! #NASAPerseverance
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Hawks v. Eagles in Sendai!
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Replying to @Nace @truebe
Sign me up!
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Replying to @alexeheath
World Cup was always the toughest event to support. Expect issues in the next few days.
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When I see numbers like above, i immediately look for source. Source and context is superb! Thanks!
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Happy Loving Day! It’s like my high holiday and another good reminder that Love is Love!
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Replying to @hizaga
When you’re in SF, @deliboard is fantastic. Owner is from Cleveland.
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Replying to @marius
Makes me question the quality of the engineering gang reviewing the codebase
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Mark your calendars folks! Friday, May 15, 2pm PDT. ew.com/celebrity/guy-fieri-b…
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Kenny G has nothing on this guy. piped.video/watch?v=qER3d0tL…
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Replying to @roach
This reminds me of @elizabeth’s beer & Mt Dew shandy. Mt Dew is an under-appreciated mixer.
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Replying to @truebe
Scandinavian style coffee uses a whole egg, including shells, with the grinds to smooth out coffee
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Yes! I love that it’s a real thing
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I may take up gardening if I happen to have some free time at home in the next few months. buzzfeed.com/jesseszewczyk/1…
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Zuck has a timeless aesthetic
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Representative government—how dreamy!! 😍 ft.com/content/ccfc8195-aa97…
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Replying to @WagsPhoto
The final act of his long running performance art piece. Gonna be tough to respond to an encore on this one.
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