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husband: "if i killed someone, would you tell on me?"
me: "of course not... but i'd definitely use it against you. like, 'are you washing the dishes or do i need to dial 911?'
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hearing a man say “i was going to” is such a turn off because
1. you didn’t
2. you’re lying
3. and now i’m bored
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"are you busy tomorrow?" my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you're about to give me
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isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone
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normalize using words like:
colleague, classmate, acquaintance, old school mate, neighbor, client.
not everyone is your friend
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self-sabotage is also:
- not asking for help
- rejecting praise
- isolating yourself when hurt
- saying "yes" to everything
- putting your needs on hold
- procrastinating on important tasks
- watching too much news
- trying to be perfect
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"when i was your age, i survived a pandemic and didn't leave my house for 2 years. you'll be ok if you don't go out tonight" will be my favorite line i'll use on my future kids
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asian career option:
1. doctor
2. engineer
3. lawyer
4. DISGRACE TO THE
FAMILY
im currently number 4
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"outfit repeater" you mean wearing my clothes????? that i own???? bought to wear more than 1 single time ever???
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using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure
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the phrase “to be loved is to be worth the inconvenience” really radicalized me because i find it so true whenever i think of my friends
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in Afghanistan, women are not allowed to see male doctors.
also, women are not allowed to study medicine.
so what's the long term plan here? if a woman in Afghanistan gets sick, she can just die??
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everyone born between 1990-2002 are still a kid at heart and a senior citizen at knees and back
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"marriages used to last." nuh bro, your grandma was chained by the ankle
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i'm a firm believer that MEN definitely have to like you more than you like them or it won't work
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men: i hate drama
also men: love triangles, secret babies, wife, side chick, ex still in picture, breadcrumbs and a heap of unhealed trauma
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behind a girl who hates her birthday, is a little kid who longs to be surprised, to be welcomed at 12:00 AM, to be showered with a gifts and a cake, and to receive a letter expressing how important she is
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like imagine i’m trying to be poetic and all i got is “horny” … nah give me a word that belongs in a novel, not a group chat
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no offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it, you're the worst type of person
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sometimes i feel guilty spending so much on food... but then i see people buying labubus so it's okay
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saw a quote on IG that read:
"someday, all the love you've given to the wrong people will find its way back to you in someone who has waited their whole life for your kind of love".
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i’d be open to growth, yes — but I also don’t believe in job-hopping just for the sake of it. culture, leadership, and purpose matter just as much as title and pay
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men: "men built this world."
me: "exactly. nothing works and everyone is miserable. time for matriarchy."
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"i'm nothing like my parents" i say to myself as I stuff plastic bags inside other plastic bags
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nonchalant men are not for me i want mine to have a panic attack if we're not talking
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because how am i supposed to confess my desires like a goddess when the only word available makes me sound unserious
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men: u should thank me for not harming u like other men!
women: not gonna thank u for being a basic human.
men: WELL THEN I MIGHT AS WELL HARM YOU!
logical gender
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when Lori Harvey said "what i wanted at 21, i don't want at 25, i don't even know her anymore." i really felt that. my mindset is so different. i'm constantly growing, learning, enjoying life + happy with whatever comes with it
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i hate when i touch the top of the screen at the same time somebody texts me
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nothing disappoints me more than a lustful man pretending to genuinely care for me just so they can use me
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when a woman starts loving pink again...she's healing.
the "i hate pink" phase was never about the color
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third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
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i highly recommend you find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who’s super excited about you. life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore
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as a hyper independent girly (to a fault) i do not like asking for shit it makes me uncomfortable. that's why i like men who just DO. don't ask, just figure out what i need/want and DO IT
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nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did Imao
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unique insult that i want to use once:
brain eating bacteria would starve in your head
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green flag: a man who notices when your energy is off and checks in, not out
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i love when someone says "that's so you" like it's good to know i exist and have a vibe
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call me childish but i like to do kid stuff when it comes to my relationship. i like to paint,color, play games, matching pajamas, movie nights with snacks if you are not having fun in your relationship then what's the point of having a relationship
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how to break up nicely:
i think it's time we take this relationship to the previous level
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nobody tells you how hard it is to rewire your brain so you can allow amazing things to happen to you after so much trauma or hurt. blessings exist, good people exist, a softer life exists. let it happen
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normalize NEVERRRRRRR speaking to people again after they disrespected you & NEVERRRRRR apologize for revoking access to an anyone who mishandled & mistreated you
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i want a man who wants me back.
i want a man who makes time for me.
i want a man I don't have to chase.
i want a man who will be sure about me.
i want a man I feel safe with.
i want a man who can lead.
i want a man who can plan dates.
i want a man I can submit to.
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"not every single woman has a scary story about a man" yes they do. i promise you that they do
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i really hate when people categorise your silence as being in a bad mood or bad vibes. sometimes i just want to quietly exist, leave me
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women pretending not to see men staring at them is a essential survival skill
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you watch porn but you judge the actresses who do it. you practice adultery but you want a faithful woman. you follow naked women accounts but you think they deserve no respect. you think you are a better person than others but you are just a hypocrite
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a toddler grabbing your hand to walk somewhere is one of those things that make you feel good inside no matter what going on
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men be like: "she's crazy."
sir... she communicated 14 times and you ignored every single one
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neverrrrrr re-friend or re-family anyone back into your life if they've tried to ruin your character, finances, or relationships. a snake may shed its skin, but it's still a snake
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there’s only 3 types of people who are never wrong:
– women
– oldest daughters
– firstborn granddaughters
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no sorry it's actually too late now cause my strictest friend thinks ur an idiot
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no one talks about how annoying it is when people are intimidated by you all the time and you ain't even doing sht
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menstruation is more than just bleeding. it involves back pain, chest discomfort, bloating, dry skin, acne, cramps, mood swings, and emotional ups and downs
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the most dangerous game to play:
'resting your eyes' in the morning
after shutting off your alarm
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someone said “how you gonna be racist and have acne? worry about your own skin” and i- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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me tryna express my feelings:
i feel like... but like... it's like... so like... idk like.... it's like...not like... but like... idk....
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my biggest pet peeve is when people over-promise and then under-deliver. because u could've just shut up
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5 things i need in my life:
1. to travel
2. friends who love to travel
3. a partner who loves to travel
4. nice clothes to travel in
5. money to travel
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me: I look cute
mirrors: you look cute
other people: you look good
iphone camera: what's up shrek
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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments
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this chapter of my life is called “why do i insist on over communicating & trying to find a deeper reason for their behavior so i can understand them more when i should just focus on the fact that their behavior is not aligning with what i need right now so i can move along."
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yeah sex is cool but have u ever been treated like a priority instead of just an option
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me when a photo is taken:
"ew i look terrible"
me looking at that same photo years later:
"that was the best i have ever looked"
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hearing a guy say “i forgot” is such a turn off because
1. you didn’t care
2. you didn’t try
3. and now i don’t care either
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cheating is NOT apart of the ups & downs in a relationship. who tf raised y'all
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ONE THING ABOUT ME IS YOU SHOULD NEVER BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY IM "JUST GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE NAP" I AM GOING TO SLEEP FOR HOURS
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