We have lost whole planes before and you guys thought they were gonna find an ibuprofen in the ocean
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my boy tried to make a solo trip tik tok tell me why there was got2b in the background
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Ooooouuu look at me Iām in Brazil the water is clear and Iām drinking cocktails. Grow up
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She was like āNot you paying on the first date purrā and even the waiter looked at her like š¤Ø
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You tell a girl to do her ting as a jokey joke now in 10 mins sheās booked dlt malta and is posting snaps in a 2024 mercedes
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Can everyone stop going off topic and talk about the real issue here, Nigerians are the REAL colonisers
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Knowing this many people that will fly out to celebrate you alone is a testimony to the person she is.
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Parents having to drive up to Nottingham to identify the bodies of their children,this is so sad.
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Youāre meant to outlove your woman and guys are begging for a cooked meal, some things can just never be me
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Imagine you come home from a long day of work and your wife is just there eating biscuits
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People think marriage is a super duper serious relationship instead of a covenant before God
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Listening to someoneās hoe story is only fun when youāre not taking them serious,if so then nothing else is funny for the rest of the day.
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imagine someone slaps your babes like this, I would even apologize because uncle why is she annoying you whilst youāre working?!?!!?!??!?
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The bible says forgive your enemy 70x7 times and I promise you this person is on 489
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I would love to know what bible she read that causes a lack of responsibility and accountability. āLetting go and let Godā does not equate to waiting around idly , you actively have to make choices daily to deny yourself.
Since rejecting Christianity, Iāve had a greater sense of responsibility & accountability to people, my community & the planet.
I donāt wait for a āsaviourā to fix things or ālet go and let Godā.
I donāt do things for āGodās favourā, I do it because itās the right thing to do.
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Iām getting my wife name tatted on me thatās why Iām mad quiet when you guys bring it up
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The bad b budget for when nba niggas are in town is gonna be astronomical
For an announcement this big, we needed to go big!
Next July, USA Basketball takes over The O2.
#TEGSport
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It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man(or club) to enter into the kingdom of God.
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Praying for the spirit of discernment with everything in my life,let me know what is for me and the path I should take.
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Imagine looking over at casa amor and the boys are daggering your Mrs on the balcony,I wouldāve swam over there #LoveIsland
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You can only get away with saying stuff like this when youāre attractive btw.May we all learn from this.
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Imagine thinking itās birthday message notifications but itās people calling you broke
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To the nigga that scammed me for Ā£260 let today be a wake up call that I have not forgotten about you
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Iāll defo look back at some of the choices I made during this time in my life and think Iām an idiot but I wouldnāt want it any other way
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Job shaming someone is a sign of a big loser.
Man said she lost weight and her hairline š©š©š©š¤£š¤£š¤£ #TreacherousLiar
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How can your source of inspiration be someone that has no desire to do anything, #spooky
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