Let the Sixers borrow Howie Roseman🙏
Trust The Process, DM Business
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A LOT to unpack here…
LBJ posted this right after the JB trade.
Notably, there’s NO grilled chicken, LeBron’s favorite topping as stated in a Blaze Pizza Ad.
Yet, LeBron added 6 “🤤” emojis… leading many to speculate that this “Pizza” is subliminal code for Philly’s new Big 4.. which LBJ sees as VERY appetizing.. and knows he could be the grilled chicken addition that saves the day.
More on this to come.
LeBron posted a PGA Tour meme on Instagram. 13 of the top 50 US rated Golf courses are located in NJ/PA..👀 #Noticing #HeatingUp
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Which Record is the most Unbreakable?
LeBron James: 40,474 Career Points
John Stockton: 3,265 Career Steals
Tobias Harris: $300,503,505 Career Earnings w/o a single All-Star Appearance
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How overpaid is/was Tobias Harris?!?
Tobias Harris has made 301 Million Dollars playing mediocre basketball.
Jesus Christ died April 1st, 33 AD.
This means TOBIAS has made $413.18 EVERY single day since JESUS CHRIST DIED.
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Which Record is the most Unbreakable?
LeBron James: 40,304 Career Points
John Stockton: 3,265 Career Steals
Tobias Harris: $248,208,050 Career Earnings w/o a single All-Star Appearance
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Harden really skipped Embiid’s wedding to eat burgers and go clubbing.. I give up💀
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STEPBACK
I will forever die on the hill that 2023-24 Joel Embiid was the greatest basketball player i’ve ever watched with my two eyes
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“Jokic drives…
BLOCKED BY EMBIID!!
BLOCKED BY EMBIID!!
Rebound Jared.. ahead to Maxey..
Denver is trying to Foul!
Maxey lobs it aheaD TO PAUL GEO…
***Crowd Explosion***
AND THE FOUL! AND THE FOUL!
SIXERS LEAD BY 4
W͟E͟L͟L͟S͟ ͟F͟A͟R͟G͟O͟ ͟I͟S͟ ͟S͟H͟A͟K͟I͟N͟G͟”
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With all due respect…
Joel Embiid is the most skilled Center ever. Hakeem was not doing this sh*t.
NBA
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“I just saw what happened in the Sixers Knicks game too… What are we doing?”
— LeBron James on the NBA being rigged
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chico🇲🇽
Philly’s fanbase isn’t the problem..
It’s the 76ers Ownership.
FOX Sports: MLB
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“Team USA against France.. They’re going to boo me.. I’m gonna go back at them and tell them to suck it.”
- Joel Embiid💀 (🎥 @Eagles555Sixers) nitter.app/Eagles555Sixers/status…
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HEAR ME OUT…
PG: Tyrese Maxey
SG: Kelly Oubre Jr
SF: Paul George
PF: BEN SIMMONS
C: Joel Embiid
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Joel Embiid has…
-Spent the majority of his life in the USA
-Met his wife in the USA
-Had his first born in the USA
-Played his ENTIRE basketball career…
AAU -> HS -> College -> NBA…
ALL in the UNITED STATES💀
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Ngl Knicks fans, if a paralyzed man wearing sketchers dropped 50 on me.. I’d cry too
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#Eagles select Quinyon Mitchell
Don’t really like this pick. Fine but I’d have gone Arnold or Kool-Aid if going CB
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Imagine if the 4-0 76ers added a 9x all-star wing and a 3&D guard that could’ve won ROTY last year…
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If Philly sends SF home in the playoffs I will 100% get my account suspended
49ers were HYPED after watching the Cardinals beat the Eagles 🔥
(via @TracyFGSN)
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We gave Tobias 200 Million Dollars and he didn’t even thank us for being forced to watch him play basketball for 6 years.
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Starters:
Jared McCain
Tyrese Maxey
Paul George
Lauri Markannen
Joel Embiid
Bench:
Unpaid Intern #1
Unpaid Intern #2
RC4
Unpaid Intern #3
Adem Bona
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Knicks Fans: “You won but Embiid sucked”
They don’t understand Sixers fans have been waiting for this for years😭
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Shaq is NOT a fan of the L2M Report:
“My question is… You admit it now, but what the f*ck does that do for Philadelphia”
New York Basketball
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Jimmy G took SF to the Super Bowl making the same checkdown passes as Brock Purdy.
STOP putting a SYSTEM QB in MVP talks..
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What NBA Media won’t show you:
Joel Embiid pulled over to sign EVERY Kids jersey after beating the Heat🔥🔥
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“I think that the Sixers were robbed.. and I’m a Knicks fan.. but fair is fair”
—Stephen A Smith on last night’s game
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“Y’all overpaid Paul George”
Our last Max Forward scored ZERO points in an elimination game. It can’t be worse I promise.
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My Fav Tobias Harris Stats:
• Tobias is the highest paid player in NBA History to never make an ASG
• Tobias hasn’t drawn a charge since 2018
• He’s never finished top 200 in deflections
• He airballed 3x in the 3pt Contest
• Tobias has 1 career GWer.. it was vs Philly
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Triple Doubles with a Migraine + Bell’s Palsy + Left Knee Soreness:
Joel Embiid — 1
Nikola Jokic — 0
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Jared McCain says Tyrese Maxey urged him to ask a lot of questions and play really hard.
The Sixers Backcourt has a Bright Future☀️
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76ers won more playoff games in Embiid’s MVP year than the Nuggets did in both Jokic’s MVP years.. combined. But NOW playoffs somehow matter. Another great example proving its Philly vs Everyone.
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Joel Embiid through 3:
24 Points
8 Rebounds
6 Assists
5 Blocks
+18
Carrying the country on his back🇺🇸🔥
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USA Basketball
Embiid heard PG was on the Finals pregame show. Flew to Dallas, finessed his way on set, and essentially pitched Philadelphia’s Future to SAS… in front of PG.
Greatest Recruiting move I’ve ever seen😭
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Serbia won silver without him last year and was +6 with him on the bench vs the US💀
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The main reasons Paul George chose Philly:
• Joel Embiid
• Tyrese Maxey
• Golf Courses
• Philly Fans
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Doc Rivers blames his 1-4 start on:
• Altitude
• Schedule Makers
• Time Zones
• Fatigue + Injuries
• Playing too hard on defense
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SLAM really left Embiid off their international star cover. Disrespect continues.
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Paul George made everyone take off their shoes for the FA meeting at his house…
I love him already😭😭😭
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𝗔𝗻𝘁 ✪
Candace Parker: “Sixers are 1 piece away”
Shaq (emphatically): They have that piece. His name is Tobias Harris. If he plays like this I guarantee the Sixers win the championship”
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Jayson Tatum was drafted by the #1 Seed, coming off an Eastern Conference Finals Run
Joel Embiid joined the #15 Seed, coming off the worst season in NBA history
They have Identical Career Win %’s
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No Maxey
No Harris
No Melton
No RoCo
No Morris Jr
No Bamba
No Lofton
Joel Embiid is facing a healthy Nuggets squad with literal G-Leaguers. Never want to hear him called a ‘Ducker’ ever again.
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The flip switched when Brunson swiped Maxey’s hand away when Maxey was trying to help him up. Don’t piss off the Franchise💯
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I will NEVER forget the Nico Batum game.
Enjoy retirement @nicolas88batum
Philadelphia 76ers
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The Philadelphia 76ers PPG by Quarter:
Q1: 32.0 (5th)
Q2: 32.8 (3rd)
Q3: 23.1 (30th)😳
Q4: 31.5 (2nd)
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Joel Embiid
Tyrese Maxey
Paul George
Kelly Oubre
Caleb Martin
Kyle Lowry
Andre Drummond
Ricky Council IV
Eric Gordon
Reggie Jackson
Jared McCain
Adem Bona
Jeff Dowtin
Justin Edwards
Deepest 76ers team of my life time…🙌
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So… while the Clippers were violating the salary cap, and while multiple players were betting on their own unders, the NBA was busy taking picks away from the Sixers for contacting PJ TUCKER a day before FA opened. Great work Adam!
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Real Sixers fans don’t care who gets the praise. This Harden vs Embiid discourse is stupid. If I could click a button that made Georges Niang Finals MVP I would. I just wanna win.
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Embiid dropped 70 on the 18th Anniversary of his idol Kobe Bryant’s 81 Point Game
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₡ 🗣️
Joel Embiid wanted all the smoke😭💀
Donte: “Don’t do that sh*t”
Embiid: “What are you gonna do?”
Then, OG Anunoby and Mitchell Robinson intervene, and Embiid says again: “what are you gonna do?” (Via @legendz_nba)
LegendZ
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Watching your childhood idols slow down sucks
bastos - mort, enterré, decomposé et oublié ✝️
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Breaking news: Joel Embiid left a sporting event after it ended. What are we doing?😭
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Joel Embiid has been looking for a 3rd option for 8 years, meanwhile Jayson Tatum has a designated Half-Court shooter😭💀
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