capsi@capsicum007

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capsi@capsicum007
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babies are so funny cause you don't even have teeth to be trying to get down like this?! 😭😭😭
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Feeling safe in someone’s energy is a different type of intimacy....
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Me & my man😌🫶
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i love my mom. she's a blessing
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Being single on Valentine’s Day is sad but having a boyfriend and still not being spoiled is embarrassing
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as long as they not bothering me 😭
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Still looking for that Drake video on X 🤤
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When you walk into a house that’s not yours, you speak/introduce yourself.
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The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
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Literally no one My suspicious ass: the energy ain't right
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I was on the toilet for 5 minutes 😂
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Replying to @theereal_one
Look at those arms this ain’t his first time
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Your fourth emoji is your response
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It’s weird bragging about not having kids.
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When someone gets a little too close to bae Me:
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When you don't remember where you parked your car
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how I’m tryna be
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Enter password Wrong Wrong Wrong Reset password New password can't be old password
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Me: I will sleep early today Also me at 1 AM:
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Get yourself a GUY like this🥰
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u rlly get addicted to saving money once u get good at it 😭
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long drives w good music >
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Replying to @theereal_one
He was having so much fun too. He didn’t wanna leave
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me at a restaurant acting like i didn't google the menu 3 days ago
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lingerie under a trench coat still on my bucket list.
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What feels close to begging but isn’t?
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when it starts raining before you go to bed >>>>>
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I cannot do another toxic relationship I literally just want to be happy & in love
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what era are you in right now?
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When you go to a public bathroom and the door has no lock
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When you're mad at him but he says something funny
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holding your boob for comfort >>
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When you get comfortable in your bed but forget to turn the lights off
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normalize not replying when you are not in the mood to reply.
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One thing about God?
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sleeping in a bra is equivalent to sleeping in jeans.
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When your foot itches and you don't want to take off your shoe 😂😂😂
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me and my two friends on my birthday
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what’s the biggest ick you have about yourself?
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What is a privilege that people act as if it isn't ???
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“It’s just a hug” The hug:
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What opinion about ADULTHOOD will have you like this???
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Having a big mirror and watching each other fuck is good sex energy
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“bro stop, I don’t wanna play” my dog:
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“Life is a journey” My journey:
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What's the greatest clap back you've seen??
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When you treating her good but she ain't used to it so she's confused
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Love language
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NETFLIX : Are you still watching ?👀 US: 🥴
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Men are never truthful about their intentions with you.
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Dating somebody u’re not physically attracted to is a level of maturity i never aspire to possess
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money can’t buy you happiness me:
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Let this be the last time, you give men advice
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when ur hungry and someone tryna be funny
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men b like “i care so much abt u” then do nothing to show that
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When babies hold your finger with their whole hand
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Replying to @theereal_one
Overrated? Maybe But sometimes it is needed
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me : baby am I pretty ? my bf :
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"how was ur day?" "how are u?" "i missed u today" "call me when u get home" "im proud of you"
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my brother rn cause he asked me if I'm a virgin and I said no 😭😭😭
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When you accidentally like a post while "investigating"
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usually i hate MEN but this one is okay
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My plan for new year party..........😂😝
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They say "time heals". No tf it doesn't. I am still pissed.
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Not arguing with a man with a fat ass, whatever you say cake boss.
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me still thugging after all the bs i went thru
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me getting up to do the exact same thing i did yesterday bc everyday is the same
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Me remembering I forgot to cancel my free trial
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TEACHER :- NO EATING IN CLASS ME IN THE BACK :-
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Apparently, I snore when I sleep. I can’t believe this.
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Me on valentines day
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my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because "first impressions matter"
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Liquor taste better when ya life a lil fucked up 😭😭
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when he’s the one saying “let’s take a picture” >>>>>> 😩💞💖🦋💓💘🦋
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I wish I had a playlist of all songs i used to love but forgot about.
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is it female rage or am i just my father’s daughter
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why do men feel the need to go through things alone
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Me and my bestie in 2070 still going on our annual vacation
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This is why women live longer than men.
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When you can't fall asleep and you start hearing birds
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good morning to all men who talk to only one girl
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What I mean by I have a short temper 🙄
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I really want to experience traveling with someone I’m in love with.
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Netflix: “Are you still watching?!” Us:
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that se× when they hold you tight while fucking you omg🥺🥺🥺🥺
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“out for delivery”
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Mfs get a Macbook and all of a sudden got work to do in public places
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a relationship where you can solve problems & address concerns >>>>>
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Me and the voices in my head at 3am:
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How to apologize to me:
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Trust me a horny woman is an angry woman 😉
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