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three hours and 44 minutes of podcasting while drinking eight alcohols owned by MLB players. they’re calling it the most normal thing to ever release on a Tuesday morning
Three guys, eight alcohols owned or prominently sponsored by MLB players/managers/owners, 224 minutes of podcast, unlimited TAKES
This is Sipping Pitches
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every generation gets an Imagine Dragons
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we are so fucking lucky that Twilight pissed him off enough that he developed the best taste of any living actor
Robert Pattinson's upcoming projects:
• ‘Mickey 17’ dir. Bong Joon-ho
• ‘Die, My Love’ dir. Lynne Ramsay
• ‘The Drama’ dir. Kristoffer Borgli
• ‘The Odyssey’ dir. Christopher Nolan
• ‘The Batman: Part II’ dir. Matt Reeves
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The Oscars: we gotta cut down on the runtime
Also The Oscars: *7 minute James Bond musical interlude in a year where there was no James Bond movie released*
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the chain is not “struggling” — their CEO made $96 million last year.
they’re using megacorporation accounting tricks to make it seem like the business is in trouble in order to strategically fire unionized employees illegally
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if a movie that looks like this wins best picture I will become the joker
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leaving my $220k public sector job where I stand on a subway platform and play candy crush. to own the libs
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very excited for all-pro NFL linebacker Bobby Wagner to sign with a team so I can finally stop getting 20 tweets an hour from people telling me I should come to their city
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I’m the guy who builds the OS for smart TVs. People keep telling me I should “make something that can handle opening one app, any app” but that hasn’t changed my mind. We stay the course
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free speech is when the richest person on the planet buys the place where you talk. I am very smart
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those saying Weapons is “about nothing” are ignoring the fact that Weapons is about how any number of never-before-seen horrors can happen to you while in the parking lot of a gas station in pennsylvania
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spotify home page:
-last 15 albums you listened to
-random video podcast talking about the FDA
-the three worst new pop albums
-John Green audiobook
-last 15 albums you listened to but with a different header
-AI generated playlist titled “dirtbag woo woo vibe time energy”
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not being able to understand a movie written by Aaron Sorkin is like needing sparknotes for Goodnight Moon
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Joe Burrow out here with anti-capitalist, anti-monopoly receipts? My god, he’s the one
In a capitalist system that is focused on making money it makes it more sought-after nitter.app/jaybowmanlwos/status/8…
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I'm not surprised at the filmmakers of No Other Land calling out the United States for enabling genocide, but it feels surreal nonetheless. incredible film that won despite the Hollywood power structure's cowardice in refusing to distribute it.
Free Palestine!
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2024 boston celtics AVATAR (2009)
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statistically undeniable, yet allegations of
no cultural impact
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if I pay for a ticket to a baseball game and it lasts less than two hours I better be offered a mail-in rebate for half my ticket cost on the way out of the park
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once again I implore you all to see a Barbie matinee, have a dinner with your friends like a normal person, and then see this sicko shit once the sun has gone down
Christopher Nolan says people who’ve seen ‘OPPENHEIMER’ “leave the movie absolutely devastated. They can't speak.”
(Source: wired.com/story/christopher-…)
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issuing a preemptive apology to Imagine Dragons twitter. they got some songs that I wouldn't ask my mom to turn off when I was in the backseat of a car on my way to basketball practice in middle school
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someone who works for the airport told me that if you get very close to the baggage carousel and block everyone else while you wait for your bag, it’ll arrive faster. it arrives even faster if you bring your whole family right up next to the carousel
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the two acceptable ways to be Catholic are:
1) lapsed
2) utterly anguished and buckling under the weight of having lived your whole life under its shame since before you even knew what was happening!
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not to go One Perfect Shot mode, but to me this is the most perfect shot of the last decade
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how many nba point guards can dribble and also dunk
How many point guards got this in the bag @BenSimmons25 👀💼 Details - Making live reads playing off the screen , High crossover into a power dunk finish 😤 #jushoop
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hate to be That Guy but I can’t believe we’ve just given up the battle completely and are letting people do hits on national television using the audio from their airpods
.@ShamsCharania says LeBron James is expected to play "at least another NBA season".
"[Bryce James] is gonna be potentially draft eligible in 2026 ... [LeBron's] got a 54-million dollar player option ... He probably opts into that." 👀
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i'd like to see some of you letterboxd posters get up there and hoop like this
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wrote 25 of the 30 pages of my thesis on the day it was due. four iced red eyes and a chicken salad wrap. if you cannot do this you are not built for it
"How am I supposed to avoid AI when I've procrastinated on a paper"
with a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies
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I like Wes Anderson. He gets it. Actors don't really matter, scripts don't matter, film is a visual medium, scenes are series of paintings meant to stimulate the viewer.
Watching his films is like reading Nabakov or Joyce, he's a pure stylist. And as he gets older his films push toward self-reference and abstraction like late era Picasso.
he's basically making silent films
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against all odds, people who went to Villanova are somehow about to get even more annoying
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uniqlo tees...coogler film format explainer...MBJ talking about princess mononoke...can't believe how much this press tour has my number
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yeah I have a morning routine. it’s called waking up and doing the job that I have so I can afford my rent
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not long enough #MakeMoviesLonger
Paul Thomas Anderson’s ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER has a runtime of 2 hours 41 minutes
tinyurl.com/bdh3yxf3
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Super Bowl commercials have just become a who’s who of actors who don’t like acting anymore but still like being rich
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ALT Kendall Roy saying “I mean fuck it, right? Just fucking go nut-nut”
Plot details for the new SAFDIES film.
Ben Affleck plays a retired baseball pitcher. Adam Sandler is a sports memorabilia agent capitalizing on his success. Megan Thee Stallion is Affleck’s girlfriend.
Oh, and Steve Harvey has been added to the cast.
tinyurl.com/3dtu7dep
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Soderbergh is one of very few big name directors willing to make movies set in contemporary times because of how un-cinematic the world looks right now. This is not different from how The Age of Innocence is lit. You find this obnoxious because you are used to a sterile world
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all the tweets from Yankees fans are like “lol good luck with the 26 year old Ted Williams clone who’s a perennial MVP candidate that we also offered $750+ million. I’m SURE that’ll work out”
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just walked onto a bus, refused to pay, and told the driver to STEP ON IT. fast and free, socialism reigns in New York City baby!!!
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one of the most beautiful parts of books — and really all forms of art — is the way they hit you differently at different stages of your life. not to be dramatic but flattening the human experience in art for the sake of pure "understanding" is sorta killing our souls idk
instead of making classic books “accessible” or “relatable” to younger readers we should do the opposite. not fully grasping them is the exciting thing. as a teen in the suburbs, if I had thought I already understood everything I read it would have been over for me lol
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gonna start doing advanced analytics on my own letterboxd ratings by adjusting for the circumstances in which I saw the movie. having a coke and popcorn and seeing it on a big screen is basically just hitting in Coors Field
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the true american dream is finishing fifth in bar trivia and spending the rest of the night self-recriminating over the ways you could’ve finished second
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watched this (somehow for the first time) last night and cannot stop thinking about this shot
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it’s so funny that Marty basically disavows this movie as a paycheck job that he wishes he never did, because if it hit theaters this past October it would’ve been in my top three of the year lol
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“put Mamdani’s politics aside for a moment” his politics are the whole reason he campaigns like this hope that helps
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can’t believe deGrom doesn’t get to go for his fourth straight Cy Young because baseball writers got conned into voting for Trevor Bauer pitching against the 8 worst offenses in baseball with his hand covered in glue lol
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Jeff Garcia: Mina Kimes doesn’t know what she’s talking about! Can I get an amen?
The amens:
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this is because a five-star three-star movie is a myth.
if it’s truly five stars, there’s no reason not to give it five stars, unless you’re caving to peer pressure
part of the reason i don’t use star ratings on Letterboxd is that they can’t account for a five-star three-star movie like Twister
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sixth most popular energy drink in the wawa fridge ass jerseys
The Phillies' City Connect uniform is HERE 🔔
Unapologetically Philadelphia, this is an ode to the city's past, present and future
ALT Bryce Harper wearing the Phillies' City Connect uniform. It features a light blue at the top that fades to a dark blue at the bottom. "Philly" in white letters is across the chart. The cap is dark blue with a the outline of a cracked Liberty Bell. The Philly city skyline is on the inside, and two yellow stars are on the outside.
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this shit has me emotional
"Without the night shift, there is no morning."
Late Thursday night, I canvassed the taxi line at LaGuardia — and caught up with some old friends from @NYTWA.
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it’s so dope that a 68 year old Martin Scorsese was like, “the world needs a deeply fucked up little mystery thriller, let me squeeze one into my schedule” and just whipped up Shutter Island
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ALT Stringer Bell from The Wire saying “I want you to put the word out there that we back up”
'Oppenheimer' Earns R Rating, IMAX Film Prints Are 11 Miles Long and Weigh 600 Pounds variety.com/2023/film/news/o…
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“Jurgen Klopp won’t save you” ok but have you considered his vibes would cancel out Alexi Lalas, which is as good as winning a World Cup
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“send all the wealthy libertarians to the bottom of the ocean” is an idea so good I’m furious I didn’t come up with it myself
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Just saw a commercial for “Alien: Romulus” that had a review pull quote that said “Nothing can prepare you for this!” Brother there are eight other Alien movies
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202 wins and a season of bad blood just to result in two combined playoff wins is objectively funny
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"the book that I want to recommend, especially in these times, is 1984"
ALT A line drawing of a man with an oversized brain smoking a pipe
IT IS TIME for the 2nd installment of the @AaronRodgers12 Book Club 2.0 📚📖
Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
#PMSLive #PMSARBookClub
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genuinely embarrassing industry full of oligarchs who don’t actually care about making and distributing movies beyond the ways they sort into a microsoft excel spreadsheet
'Dune: Part Two' Delays Release to 2024 Amid Ongoing Actors Strike hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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ALT Nicolas Cage from National Treasure, caption: I'm gonna steal the Criterion Closet truck
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someone should release a “more accessible” version of David Zaslav’s address so that him and I can have a civil conversation
MICKEY 17 being delayed to January 2025 has to do with BONG JOON-HO not getting final cut on the film and Warner Bros wanting to release a "more accessible" version of the film. (via @DanielRPK)
tinyurl.com/yc7dx8xh
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personally, I think the Mets strategy of having two generational starting pitchers and then a bunch of weirdos who routinely cause scenarios I’ve never seen on a baseball diamond is fun and good
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guy on the plane next to me double featured Dune and Edge of Tomorrow. ten hut! there’s an officer on deck!
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LeBron, Game 1 2018
51/8/8 on 19/32 shooting being guarded by Iguodala, Durant, and Draymond. Played 48 mins and almost got out to a 1-0 lead against (maybe??) the best team of all time
GREATEST FINALS PERFORMANCE EVER?
40 years ago today, Rookie Magic Johnson played center in place of injured Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
42 PTS
14-23 FG
14-14 FT
15 REB
7 AST
3 STL
1 BLK
Won the 1st of 3 Finals MVP awards & 1st of 5 NBA championships!
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Cuisinart burr grinder set to a medium grind for espresso is obscene lack of ball knowledge. These guys are frauds!!
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Feels so ridiculous to say some ~professional~ news, but ya gotta do it, so here it goes!
This is my last week at The Ringer. It has been more than I could’ve asked for in so many ways. I came in as a fan, I remained a fan throughout, and I’ll continue to be a fan
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letterboxd is by far the easiest social media platform to curate to see only the people you want to see, and yet every day we must log on and see people making this exact same complaint. skill issue
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man, that's so exciting, especially knowing that such a big part of politics is writing letters to constituents or fellow politicians urging them to do the right thing — and steph is so good at that. google "steph curry letter" to find out more
“I have an interest in leveraging every part of my influence for good.”
Steph Curry isn’t ruling out a presidential run in the future 👀
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