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Stratford, ON
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This just instantly made today better... nitter.app/BESTVlDS/status/900338…
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The Prime Minister of the Heard / McDonald Islands Speaks on Trump’s Tariffs
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Canada is 1/10th the size of USA
If the US has had 900K Covid deaths
it stands to reason that we should have had 90K deaths
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Sadly, we've lost 34K.
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So it's possible there are 56K Canadians still alive because most of us did what we had to do
Maybe you know one of them
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To the ACTUAL Canadian Truckers out there working and keeping the economy rolling, thank you.
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At pub for lunch and quick pint to try and console myself about my lost freedom.
If that doesn’t work, maybe I’ll go shopping or go to a movie after.
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I have lived long enough to see Fonzie wish Captain Kirk well on his trip to space on my pocket computer.
Ten year old me just exploded.
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I think one of the worst parts of this pandemic is that we’re forced to care about what the awful people do
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I got my Shingles vax today.
Unlike the covid vax and its tracking device, this one implants a chip that will allow me to get a senior’s discount and save up to 15% at Shoppers Drug Mart in a few years.
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You know how when someone takes a swing at someone but they miss, lose their footing, fall down and spill their own beer all over themselves?
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I met Emily, my wife Shannon's sister, when she was 10.
She laughed at all my jokes.
Then she grew up, went to university and figured out that I wasn't THAT funny.
Instead she'd look at me through her fringe of hair with a look that said "Man, are you ever lucky my sister is dumb."
After several years, she eventually came round and started laughing at my jokes again... though that may have only been because she figured it might increase her chances of meeting Ryan Reynolds.
I respect that game.
She was tenacious and honest.
Goddamn annoyingly tenacious and honest.
If something was stupid (like her sister's husband), she'd tell you.
Health setback after setback knocked her down recently but we all assumed she'd bounce back... Emily style.
She always fucking did, so why would this time be any different?
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Tell the people you love, you love them.
Show them you love them.
This life is fleeting and held together by string.
You never know when this time will be different.
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Controversial suggestion…
I think we need to stop emboldening the willfully ignorant and raise the bar on almost everything.
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This is wonderful 😂 nitter.app/tprstly/status/1291479…
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My Aunt Ann died today.
She’s the young bride in this pic. That’s my Uncle on the left, and the young geeky looking dude is my Dad.
If you can, raise a glass and cheers to Aunt Ann. Thx.
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I want Canadian News channels to cover the vaccine distribution like an election night.
eg. Here’s what’s happening in Brampton... Here’s what’s happening in Windsor
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The Prime Minister has entered his Charlie Angus phase and I'm here for it . 🇨🇦
There isn’t a snowball’s chance in hell that Canada would become part of the United States.
Workers and communities in both our countries benefit from being each other’s biggest trading and security partner.
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When Sandy Hook happened I was distraught. For days.
Nothing changed.
I can’t really feel sad about this stuff anymore.
Like, I physically can’t.
Sadness requires hope that things can be different.
I wish they could be.
They won’t be.
Guns own America.
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Putting away your shopping cart really is the litmus test for basic human worth, isn’t it?
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Yowza...
From a guy who gets beaten up on the daily by journalists, this is the correct response.
Also... 100pts for 'garbage decision'.
There are few more Canadian... Canadian descriptors.
PMJT just went off on Bell, saying it was a “garbage decision from a corperation that should know better" to layoff journalists and other workers.
“I’m pretty pissed off about what's just happened” #cdnpoli
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Well, it’s happened.
Someone we know in our small town was defiantly anti-vax, got COVID and is now on a ventilator.
Using resources that could be used for someone else with less preventable health issues.
I hope they get better but man… what a silly tragic waste.
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The view that healthcare and education privatization will solve our problems is only held by those who think they’ll profit and those who think they’ll be able afford it.
Most will be wrong.
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“Officially exposed”?
By… Twitter?
How dumb does he think the common people are?
Don’t answer that
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Damn. If I make it to 91 I’m hope I’m this badass.
"If he wants us to cut off electricity, he would have to walk up the Trump Tower with candles to go to his office, because the state of New York relies a lot on electricity coming from Canada," said former PM Jean Chrétien about the prospect of a trade war with the United States.
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Here is the arrival of the Mexican contingent that will aid in the fight against fires in Northern Ontario
🇲🇽🇨🇦 Partners and friends
#diplomacy
#cooperation
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Gutted that @JaneyGodley has died.
She brought tremendous joy to the world, was a staunch trans ally, and made excellent signs.
Thanks for all the laughs, Janey.❤️
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Here’s a nice way to start your Sunday…. Donate some money to @sghottawa who feed the homeless in Ottawa
Resources were strained yesterday when some of the protesters mistakenly thought the “free” food was for people in nice cars and trucks
Donate here: sghottawa.com/
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My Mom had to turn off the notifications on her phone.
I concede defeat.
She is the family’s social media star.
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Yeah… I don’t think I’m cool with this
BREAKING:
Prominent #Toronto lawyer @CarymaRules arrested at @fordnation rally.
More details will follow…
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You know how when your neighbour’s house gets broken into and to be safe you check your own locks, windows, doors and constitutional fortitude?
We should prolly do that.
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*Adds Chapman’s ice cream to grocery list* ✌️❤️🇨🇦 barrie.ctvnews.ca/chapman-s-…
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It was brought to my attention today that one of my videos has been edited into an anti-vaccination clip suggesting that I died after my booster shot and that I’m a NYT editor…
To clarify, and as is plainly evident:
I am not a NYT editor
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I’m tired of lies.
I’m tired of stupid.
I’m tired of watching people being gaslit.
It’s all exhausting.
That’s probably the plan.
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