classic case of the clothes wearing the person. unfortunately, the style and fit just don’t quite suit him. looking at these photos, we immediately sense a disconnect between the style that she’s “curated” for him, and the person who he is in reality.
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trench coat in the last pic is fine and fits well but the first 2 coats and the fucking kimono thing needs to go. dark bottoms w black shoes are good, they elongate his frame. khakis bad, they make him look shorter. honestly a lot of his problems could be solved w a haircut lol
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anchovy bucatini topped with fried panko and chili crisp…she’s a multicultural queen
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overheard in sf: “the longer i follow him on twitter, the less i want to have sex with him”
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kind of awesome that u have cranberry sauce on your shirt a full week after thanksgiving…..i respect it
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when i haven’t eaten in 20 hours and drink 3 cups of coffee and feel my brain vibrating that’s the real me
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i’m just giving honest and constructive feedback tbh. go look at the quote tweets if you want to see “mean”
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I’m not joking when I say im divinely protected and your life will fall apart if you wrong me—as it has for everyone who tried, but never by my own hand: virtue is armor & sin a death wish—demons lead to envying the just and marching deluded into doomed war, just as satan’s own
I’m not joking when I say im divinely protected and your life will fall apart if you wrong me—as it has for everyone who tried, but never by my own hand: virtue is armor & sin a death wish—demons lead to envying the just and marching deluded into doomed war, just as satan’s own.
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in idyllwild this weekend for fwb fest, say “milady” and i might bless you with some free remilia merch
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shoyuzuke heirloom egg yolk in a little nest of green onion kimchi and purple rice >:3
yumm……
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you’re calling the ramen shop to see if they’re open for the holiday, i’m avoiding unnecessary human interaction by checking their recently geotagged posts on instagram. we are not the same
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every morning i wake up and have to decide whether i want to be techwear bf or sundress gf for the day
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it’s so annoying people don’t know how to fuckin read and keep putting words in my mouth. just gonna go back to posting fit pics w no caption lol
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one time i was over at my friends house and he had to take a call so i went to hang out with his roommate and he showed me his sword collection and then told me that he hadn’t masturbated in a year
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jealousy is a disease, bitch!! don’t forget to enroll in a healthcare plan before open enrollment period ends on sunday, december 15th, 2019
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crazy how san francisco has a population of 3,313,000 and there’s still no one to have sex with
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uhh hi, is it too late to exchange my boyfriend? yeah, this one’s defective, he doesn’t have a foot fetish
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took my cat to the vet yesterday and everyone was like ooo she’s so soft, she’s so tiny she’s just a baby. i want ppl to talk abt me like tjat
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whenever i see people tag that acronym guy in their fit pics i’m like i hope he sees this bro
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my safe word is Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo conse
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mom: what are u gonna do for ur bday this weekend
me: idk i don't have friends
mom: i'm ur friend!!!!
（ •́ .̫ •̀, ）
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where he go
BLOWN AWAY: Surveillance footage captures moment strong winds lift man into the air as he tries to stop a patio umbrella from falling over in gusty conditions. abcn.ws/2FFMUnD
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good qualities in men:
- kindness
- generosity
- agreeing with me when i talk shit about my enemies
- foot fetish
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me after any minor inconvenience:
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your timeline has been blessed by olivia running with knife in one hand and phone in the other. RT for good luck
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why are cherries so mf expensive...if u have a crush on a girl just buy her a bag of cherries. shits like $18
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governer gavin newsom has just announced vaccine eligibility for all e-girls and their 5 most loyal reply guys
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