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Just saw Mudhoney live and it was fucking awesome and i shook Steve's hand at the end
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O fato que gta 5 รฉ de 10 anos atrรกs รฉ bem menos estranho do que o fato de que gta:sa รฉ de 20
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what if it's autistics just joking around with each other together with no anti-autistic intentjons?
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>friend doesn't feel like playing
>insist until he's provably so annoyed that he just gives up
guys i found the solution
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in that case they're technically supporting people who make that and are prolly older than 14
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FUCK YEAH, I GOT SOMEONE TO CALL THEMSELFES "THE DOOM SLAYER"
enjoy the cool fucking name
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isn't that the dumb ass blue google thing that came with me everytime i tried to install games for free and i never managed to uninstall
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I used to hate this character which HAPPENS to be the colour brown when i was a kid. Because of his personality and NOT because of his main colour being brown.
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1 - get a new identity, go to a far away country, get plastic surgery, cut off your contacts, don't act like you used to.
2 - seek help and tell the truth only to a professional
3 - grow and change as a person
4 - return and apologise
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> i had sex (on accident) (neither of the parties consented)
what the fuck do you even call that
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Wdym that looks normal. Like that's literally just what happens in the book. Like straight up you just posted a screenshot of the book what about that is funnt
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hahahahahah this eas a GREAT one, the WOKE LIBERALS won't get it!!!!!!!โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คจ๐คจ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐
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Oh, ok got it
Also yall can take that term, idk if i'm neurodivergent or not but i wanna call myself electric because i like electric giitars
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As a brazillian,
O is for male and singular
A is female and singular
Os is male and plural
As is female and plural
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I was scrolling trough twitter on my TV and outta nowhere a tweet from mid 2023 pops up
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okay but that doesn't un-download the 400 or 500 nintendo songs i have downloaded in my playlist
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a fucking sonic final boss is scarier than anything you wanted to make scary in your game
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It isn't your fault that the government is the way it is, but your country's government has been doing very bad things.
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On the bright side, if he legalizes gun stuff it's easier for someone to go end his presidency early.
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I need an iptv my metamask wallet got hacked I need an artist for a commission I need help with my essay I need bitcoin I need a graphic designer
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actually my inner monologue sounds oddly neutral
Like, it sounds 50% like a boy and 50% like a girl and i mean it
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whoa cool art theft, anyways look at the cover for the album "nevermind" by nirvana (haha naked baby)
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Your final challenge
Listen to music without imagining you being the lead singer and playing it for 5000 people
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Yeah, but if ONE person who fits into any part of a left-wing stereotype does something like that then it's automatically all of them, awesome.
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bloopbloop3.0 agreeers are not people who have sex that often
you may not like it but its the truth
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You'll get up there, good luck with anything you need to sign also because they won't believe you
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same but i won't lie
i got some good laughs outta that
like, imagine fucking a guy and he does a sonic voice
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