photographer ✨ instagram - blackprints
los angeles
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just had to go on one of my old phones to find something and when i tell you the head rush of seeing this little bird was better than drugs
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“i voted for tr*mp because i cant afford groceries!!!” best of luck affording veneers when your teeth fall out from his plan to defluoridate the us water system
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the dude next to me on the plane just absolutely rawdogged this entire flight… he got on a TEN HOUR FLIGHT to europe in jeans, no headphones, no book, no neck pillow, literally just a paper cup of coffee without a lid like sir are you ok
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“you unfollow people over politics?” i unfollow people who post their ugly boyfriend too much
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there are SO many men at the gym??? it’s like they haven’t heard that a timothee chalamet pete davidson jack harlow type is in demand now.. y’all go home and get funny
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was just at a dinner w my friends and as we were leaving uber prices were insane so they all just called their boyfriends to pick them up. like what if i was suicidal
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thinking about the french girl i met at a club in paris who, when i asked her what she does, responded “i love to go dancing and enjoy restaurants” like slay girl and that’s a full time gig fr
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so annoying having friends with real jobs what do you mean you’re busy at 2pm on a monday :/ i wanna hang :/
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unfortunately had to remove two people from my close friends this week 🙏🏽 one of them was trying to fuck me and made it weird. and one of them wasn’t trying to which pissed me off
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just got my second vaccine and im having this crazy side effect of wanting to black out at the club immediately is anyone else experiencing this
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“unfortunately there are going to be some company wide layoffs” - me removing people from my close friends story
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just saw someone call a mental breakdown a “menty b” and i am definitely going to start saying that
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enjoy your toxic relationship while you’re in it. life is pretty boring when you have self respect and someone isn’t randomly always trying to fight with you for no reason
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it’s not “talking shit” if it’s factually what someone did to me ❤️ maybe don’t be horrible if u don’t want me to tell everyone about it
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if u have photographer friends who take ur pics for free be nice to them!!
buy them coffee/dinner/say thank u/ photo tag!
it means a lot !
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so funny to me when ppl think actors are out of their league… like babe that’s a theater kid
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sometimes i feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not
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thinking about how one of my friends just hard launched his relationship by posting on his story that he’s getting married tomorrow
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“i hope you’re happy even if it’s not with me” is just not my vibe… like i hope you’re kinda having a really bad time actually
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teens these days don’t realize how lucky they are to have so much skincare info + products available to them... when i was ur age the pinnacle of skincare was neutrogena grapefruit cleanser and the cursed st ives walnut scrub
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its crazy that every single time i am hungover im like wow this is awful and then i do it again
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cant relate to taylor swift bc she said she was never good at telling jokes. i, however, am great at that
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2020 was like opening the fridge every five minutes to see if something new was in there. except there was always something new and it was bad
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im stretched so fcking thin these days but in between mental breakdowns i am getting a lot done
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moving is one of those times when im like yeah girls with boyfriends might actually have shit figured out
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being an introvert and having to recharge with like 8 hours of alone time for every 1 hr i have to interact with people is fucking exhausting
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who’s gonna tell the men who only eat chicken and broccoli that they have an eating disorder
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got hella wasted friday night and ordered a $320 hoodie from acne studios what is wrong with me why cant i just text my ex like a normal drunk girl
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at this point if you’re not vaccinated you are the kid who peed in the pool and ruined it for the rest of us
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“come if you want” - ugly, rude, ur a virgin
“i want to see you” - hot, sexy, u definitely fuck
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it’s the caucasian ig baddies posting selfies and tiktoks and food this whole time and never once speaking up about the election for me. must be nice
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i love getting on insta and just seeing 20 green rings in my story tab yes besties your juicy secrets are safe with me
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i really wanna @ these cowardly ass lifestyle blogger bitches who don’t speak up for fear of “alienating” their audience. so what you’re saying is your audience is a bunch of white supremacists... racism isn’t really a cute theme for anyone’s feed but we’re all talking about it!
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ok @halsey asking “does anyone know what time it is” at 9:29 and then immediately playing 3am is the reason i have trust issues
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ok teaaa @primevideo is streaming the first episode of @thewildsonprime on @twitter - they gave me a sneak peek and i’m def binging the rest of the season.. 🏝 watch the first ep here and lets talk about it!!! #TheWilds #ad nitter.app/i/events/13346…
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if you stand in front of a neon sign long enough @brandonwoelfel will show up n take ur pic, i swear this works
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just girly things: purposely looking as unattractive as possible whenever you’re going to a place where there will be men because you don’t want anyone to interact with you
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