sports twitter has ruined y’all’s brains bc what does this even mean???
The Solar eclipse in 2024
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if he lost 99% of his money, and then lost another 99% of the remaining money he would still have 40 million dollars… tell me again why billionaires should exist?
That .8 at the end would change my life
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if you ever refer to a teenage girl as β€œfertile” and β€œripe” you should be locked up immediately
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idk why it took us so long to realize that football was meant to be watched from this angle
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I’m willing to pay $0.15 more for a burger if it means the workers earn a living wage
California hiked the minimum wage to $20 per hour for fast food workers this week. You'll never guess what happened next.
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give me your hand real quick…
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Replying to @ETHEEEREAL
he might be lisan al-gaib if he gets radicalized
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Tony Romo is hilarious β€œoh they shouldn’t have done that” 😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @SeparatistSista
I mean sure the pictures are a bit spicy but how does being envious of a beautiful woman and wanting to look like her = objectification???
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one of the most evil and disgusting tweets I’ve ever seen
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β€œuhm ackshually he doesn’t have 400 billion dollars in cash it’s just the value of all of his held assets I am very smart”
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this is what y’all get for praying the chiefs didn’t 3peat
Replying to @Philly_Bul215
age 24-26 seasons πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
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go start a family weirdo
Sabrina Carpenter A+ #Grammys
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Replying to @VPSocialSec
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Replying to @TAT1SSZN
that’s not a sentence that makes any sense
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Replying to @tolafolaa
this kinda goes insane tho
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you’re smoking crack if you think Jalen Hurts is hated anywhere near as much as Patrick Mahomes
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Replying to @SadPhillyFannn
you just love billionaire dick huh?
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Replying to @MlSSTWINPEAKS
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my statpadding king kept himself in GOAT talks today I’m leaving here with something
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Xavier Worthy if football fields were 18 inches wider
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Replying to @Liv_Agar
wait but this one is so unhinged
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Replying to @PasquatchWRLD
yea I love watching the prime vision broadcast I wish every network did it
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Replying to @CMucketymuck
I know that??? it’s literally just funny
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dude Al Michaels makes these TNF games unbearable… a potential game-winning field goal block just happened and he just goes β€œblocked πŸ˜β€
HUGE blocked FG by the Bucs 😳 (via @NFL)
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Replying to @kanobiihub
y’all cannot actually be this horny
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Replying to @eieniffy
sorry that happened to you but can you send me the recipe for this one? 😭😭😭
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Replying to @toedwhirl @edpen_
this visualization on the size of how many possible card combinations there are always blows my mind
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Replying to @18OOGAMBLER
you would have this take
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buddy don’t give up you are in there
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Scott Hanson so real for gooning to Dua Lipa
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imagine Mahomes wearing this…
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Replying to @Oranos8310
so he’s actually poor got it
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people from LA pretending to be scared by the #earthquake for attention
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Replying to @SavinTheBees
here y’all go… it’s not that crazy
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Replying to @SeparatistSista
sexuality and objectification are not the same thing. someone can appreciate the sexual nature of things without turning them into objects. hope this helps
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Replying to @r08071c
all men are friends
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Replying to @StillB65547
they literally say β€œI just want to be a woman” unprovoked by any picture
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Replying to @Deccwith2cs
yea it definitely adds suspense on those deep throws no question
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least surprising jersey ever
Replying to @colinbphoto
Here is the moment when the counter-protesters with American flags encroached the UChicago Gaza encampment protesters. πŸŽ₯ for @BlockClubCHI
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Replying to @Liv_Agar
a classic
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Replying to @ConchiclatorS
it’s a shame that the most user friendly and social app for movie lovers has become a breeding ground for the least funny people you know to try out their shitty one liners
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I was told Mahomes has been terrible this year tho
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I mean to be fair these were all really good performances
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Replying to @SeanDaBlack
not relevant to the conversation but an all timer
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Replying to @RicardoCaiano
really because he borrowed against that β€œtheoretical” money to get money to buy twitter
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Replying to @SadPhillyFannn
you can’t β€œearn” 400 billion dollars dude 😭😭
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to everyone calling this autogynephilia or fetishization or objectification… this is what the person in the pictures said when I asked them about it
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it’s been Mahomes and Allen at 1 & 2, and it’s been that way for years
Since 2020 Patrick Mahomes Josh Allen Wins 59* 56^ Total TD 164^ 195* Total Yards 22,831* 22,564^ *most in NFL over this span ^2nd most in NFL over this span
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black vans are on their way buddy
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Replying to @jbromovies
my friend filmed in Morocco for this movie and he said the schedule was ridiculously tight and everything ran so smoothly
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Replying to @leadbrayy
10 years from now people will see his stats and the pressure rate and think he played his ass off #narratives
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Replying to @r08071c
give him an enema
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Replying to @iamyesyouareno
now show college educated people of all backgrounds
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Replying to @BallsackSports
wait really? I thought Steph was an NBA player this is just insane if it’s true
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y’all don’t think taking a picture of someone’s ass without them knowing is creepy???
Maybe I should venture out of Scotiabank arena a little
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Replying to @brodus_operandy
acting like you don’t understand the difference is crazy work
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Replying to @MlSSTWINPEAKS
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oh my god he’s wearing the Jordan 3-peat suit 😭
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Christian McCaffrey’s doctor
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Mahomes restructure Extend Thuney Extend McDuffie Cut Skyy Moore Kelce retires $70M in cap space
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Replying to @chriiswavy
made it into a gif
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Replying to @itstuff48
that’s a totally different person and a totally different context
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I like the big goofy one he’s funny
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why is everyone calling this meme an β€œinside joke” Celtics Shaq is so well known at this point it just doesn’t make sense here
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Replying to @KINGV0NBURNER
not to mention he’s the og of that whole gimmick
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Replying to @_Sagell_
all 22 isn’t live tho
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she deadass just doesn’t have the talent for this no aura whatsoever
If you’re you’re not getting knocked up you’re a loser
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Replying to @18OOGAMBLER
ignoring my original tweet I see
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*the dumbest most racist post you’ve ever seen* Elon Musk: β€œWow”
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Replying to @_mattc_8
15/18, 224 and 3 TDs from that point whew it was a generational game from Mahomes he got sold
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Josh Allen is closer to Patrick Mahomes than he is to Joe Burrow. Debate a wall
Joe Burrow is closer to Patrick Mahomes than he is to Josh Allen. Debate a wall
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Replying to @theneedledrop
my pants in front of the cashier at Costco
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I’m in LA and I still hear that shit to this day
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Replying to @_chandler_____
it’s literally $0.15
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please give it a fucking rest
Zach Bryan brought the Hawk Tuah girl on stage to say her infamous words πŸ˜‚
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aren’t you the guy that was DMing a 16 year old girl like two weeks ago?
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winning 1 possession games is literally like the whole point of being an NFL team
WOW The NFL standings with all one-possession games flipped:
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Replying to @theneedledrop
this feeling is unmatched
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that’s a fucking lamb god you people are insufferable
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Replying to @IamPimpsqueezy
all my hoes are the same age as me mr. pimpsqueezy
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if anyone could take down Israel it’s this man
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guys guess which NFL team he supports
Just realized tomorrow is gonna be β€˜β€™Pride Monthβ€™β€™πŸ™„
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Replying to @bigredpacked
How can you be a communist and support a NFL team?
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Replying to @leadbrayy
I strongly disagree
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Replying to @theneedledrop
my wife’s divorce papers unfortunately
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