Seven Bucks Productions. Former Head Writer WWE. EP “Young Rock” “Who Killed WCW?” I like it when the Mets, Knicks, Bills and Syracuse win.
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Hard to believe this is the same guy who called Titan Towers because he thought Vince died in the limo explosion.
Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?
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Okay I admit this is a much cooler perspective than watching on a tiny monitor in the writers room while eating a crustable. #WWERaw
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#AvengersEndgame just proved you can be action packed, funny, emotional, intense with a gigantic cast and still clock in at just three hours. Your move Wrestlemania.
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Your sources are drunk
One of the ideas discussed for The Rock and John Cena has been to label them ‘The Rock and Soul Connection’.
(via @WrestleVotes Radio - Backstage Pass)
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If you have the chance to live every day for the rest of your life in the exact same space “dancing Lord Tensai” was conceived, you take it.
WWE's long-time former headquarters Titan Towers has been sold for $3.75 million to real estate firm MB Financial Group, with plans to turn the building into apartments.
(CTInsider)
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They showed an empty Citi Field in the Super Bowl Avengers trailer! That means the movie takes place in October!
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You mean besides an unplanned legit tie followed by the chairman of the company coming down to the ring, tearing both his quads live on pay per view, just before the entire company flew to Japan to do weekly TV for the first time ever?
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Lmfo seeing this.
Number of creative meetings I’ve been in with Vince: over 1000
Number of times he said: Everything looks perfect, I literally have nothing to add and am completely satisfied, now who wants a hug: 0
Vince McMahon is happy with current WWE product, feels that there is nothing to “fix” wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/vi…
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The segment went 30 seconds under its allotted 20 minutes.
The Rock's WWE SmackDown segment overran, time cut on matches again
Read more 👇
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Loudest I’ve ever heard a crowd in my life. Iconic talent. #RIPHulkHogan
The biggest crowd pop of all time!
Hulk Hogan "Hulks Up" at WrestleMania 18 vs The Rock.
#RIPHulkHogan
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Just saw this. Can’t believe Jay wanted to do this vs get beat up by Seth in order to send Edge a message.
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As a kid I watched MTV for hours and hours waiting for the Cyndi Lauper Goonies video. So surreal and amazing to see the incredible @BeckyLynchWWE step into the iconic role so seamlessly. She nailed every take… time after time (Sorry) See her tomorrow 8:30pm on #YoungRock @nbc
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“Final Boss” isn’t anything I came up with. @TheRock calls himself that because he is that. If it makes you feel better @CodyRhodes, I was the first to tell him about your spectacularly stupid goofy ass dog.
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“I took the greatest Stunner of all time. Not a lot of people know this but I took it better than most 20 year veterans. It was the perfect Stunner, all thanks to me. People were cheering how well I took it and actually started booing Stone Cold.”
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That look every time I came out of an agents meeting to reveal who was making the pin in a win and who was getting pinned in a loss.
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Zero idea if this is true or not but in general if you’re a part of a wrestling organization and you’re secretly spilling info under the table, can you maybe, I don’t know, take some pride in your work and shut the fuck up?
As of this moment, the “long term” plan is that Trish Stratus will turn heel and work a feud against Becky Lynch through SummerSlam in August.
- per @WRKDWrestling
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That’s the exact same look he gave me when he caught me eating Frosted Flakes on his plane.
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I can buy random characters popping up with their music playing, people getting thrown off the roof, even the shot of Vince’s office without writers sitting around waiting for a meeting to start, but Bruce washing up after using the bathroom was just not realistic. #MITB
Well... you know. #MITB
nitter.app/GMS_WWE/status/1259649…
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Three thoughts:
What did the OC do to convince the traditionally pro-Undertaker druids to turn?
Taker’s bandana could be converted into an awesome corona face mask.
That was unquestionably the single greatest thing outside the arena ever produced in WWE history.
#Wrestlemania
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Thrilled to officially announce and reveal the cover of my upcoming book “There’s Just One Problem….” documenting over a decades worth of adventures as head writer for #WWE. Coming out in August and available for pre-order on Amazon now! bit.ly/TheresJustOneProblem @twelvebooks
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No, I said your reasoning for him not doing Mania (not having enough time to get in ring shape) was wrong and it 100% was.
So you didn't read, as I figured. No more time. But quickly, in 2023 Gewirtz said the story about Dwayne being in talks to do the Inglewood Mania was made up.
Later Dwayne did multiple interviews saying they were very close and it almost happened.
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Funny thing is this was never the initial intention of MIB. The “cash in” was always supposed to set up a title match for a PPV. Then someone (correctly) pointed out “if you’re a heel, why wouldn’t you cash it in when the champion has the shit beat out of him”. Rest is history
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Things “discussed” in my time at wwe:
Vince having midlife crisis, growing beard, wearing Hawaiian shirts and singing Black Eyed Peas songs
Kaval being Undertakers secret long lost son
Cena losing to Bray Wyatt via singing possessed child… wait, that one actually happened
WWE has discussed The Rock winning the Royal Rumble to set up a WrestleMania match vs. Roman Reigns, per @davemeltzerWON
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The celebrity guest star of WrestleMania 23 talked policy with the celebrity guest star of WrestleMania 24 in the Oval Office and it’s maybe the seventh weirdest thing to happen this week.
Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump talked about prison reform, because 2018 is off the rails trib.al/07jI27v
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In terms of crossover coolness, Sasha Banks got to DDT Boba Fett and I once went bowling with Kevin Federline so I’d say we’re pretty even. nitter.app/MrSashaBanks/status/13…
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Congratulations Mae Young giving birth to a hand, you’ve been replaced as the most awful thing to ever happen at a WWE MSG show #SmackDown
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Johnny Knoxville might not have won the #RoyalRumble but is he the first competitor in history not forced to dye his grey hair and that’s not nothing.
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New idea free of charge: Corbin demands another “Loser eats dog food” match which he intentionally loses just so he can eat again. (Still got it!) #wweraw
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Angrily scrolling due to the Mets bullpen and I come across this. In 62 seconds, I now want to see everything Toni Storm does going forward. That’s some damn fine character work (and great shoe ducking @ReneePaquette)
She did say watch for the shoe...
#AEWDynamite is live now on @TBSNetwork
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Don’t be sad the ride is over, be happy that one day, sooner or later, you will have a LOT more to cry about. #FinalBoss
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“Boss, I’m just sayin, since he’s banned from Twitter, what if we gave him 15 minutes and a live mic on Smackdown?! And if somehow, someway he became 24/7 Champion....”
Someone in Stamford Connecticut right now (probably)
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Dusty Rhodes once pitched an idea when Vince chastised him.
VKM: Dammit Dusty, pronouns! Who’s “he”?!
Dusty: Jeeeesus Christ Vince, we only talking about two people, take a wild guess!
Everyone burst out laughing (Vince the loudest). Happy Birthday and RIP Dream.
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From personal experience, I can tell you Vince HATES to be interrupted. How is he friends with this guy?!!
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A crisp $100 bill to be able to sit in the meeting at Entertainment Weekly when they decided to go with this photo for this headline.
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Living in 13 different states... Getting arrested... meeting legends... hitting puberty... This is going to be such a fun show. #YoungRock coming to @nbc! @TheRock @DanyGarciaCo @hhgarcia41 #NahnatchkaKhan #JeffChiang #JenniferCarreras @SevenBucksProd
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This is admittedly more memorable than saying “We’ll see who’s laughing after I win my match and receive a future Championship opportunity” #WWERaw
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He did. It’s out there for the world to see but Dave will never admit he’s wrong, he’ll just deflect and dust off that old Frank DeFord article stating how wonderful he is. But I know the story and he is wrong. And unlike his sources, I’ll attach my name to that statement.
Rock confirmed on Pats show that the reason the match didn’t happen was due to creative differences lmao
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This is so stupid. When there’s no physicality, there’s no producer assigned to segment. Been that way forever. Doesn’t mean there’s not a writer working with talent. The bigger question: why is anyone within the company sharing scripts/rundowns with anyone outside the company?
Seth Rollins & CM Punk’s promo segment from last nights #WWERAW did not have a producer listed.
(@FightfulSelect)
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Insane atmosphere. This totally beats Sunday Night Heat at the long defunct Times Square restaurant. Congrats #WWENXT
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Can’t even articulate how cool it is to be on set for #YoungRock and how amazingly talented the cast and crew are. In addition to telling the incredible stories of @TheRock’s youth, the 80’s wrestling fan in me is in a constant state of freaking out. @SevenBucksProd @nbc
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Big E winning #mitb is great. I’m even happier he was never satisfied with being “strong but silent” and took upon himself to craft a three dimensional completely unique insanely likable persona, ignoring the critics and trusting his gut.
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Has Trump issued pardons to Jake Roberts for the Randy Savage snake attack, Kane for electrocuting Shane’s testicles & the Dudleys for putting Mae Young through a table?
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Finally @TheRock has come BACK for #YoungRock Season 2! Thank you to the audience who have embraced our show and our @SevenBucksProd partners - Natch, Jeff, Jen, Ryan, @UniversalTV @nbc plus our incredible cast and crew. Cannot WAIT to tell more stories!
‘Young Rock’ & ‘Kenan’ Renewed For Season 2 At NBC deadline.com/2021/04/young-r…
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I couldn’t botch a storyline worse than Trump botched the pandemic and I helped book the Invasion.
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It’s here! The incredible, emotional, often hilarious true story of @RealPaigeWWE. @TheRock, @SevenBucksProd & @wwe join forces with the brilliant @StephenMerchant for #FightingWithMyFamily. This is her house!
Dwayne Johnson
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Trying to think of any 15+ year WWE memory that brought more pure happiness than eating with Dusty Rhodes in a Waffle House at 1am in the middle of nowhere. Can’t do it. #RIPDream
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It’s @BeckyLynchWWE week! #WWERaw tonight and then the return of Cyndi Lauper on an all new #YoungRock Friday! (The Marine 6: Close Quarters playing on a constant loop in @mikethemiz’s house - not included)
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At a time when many backstage thought in terms of what Vince wanted to hear, Pat ALWAYS thought about what fans wanted to see and did so brilliantly. Equally fearless and hilarious. “Brian, guess who was just talking about you.... nooooobody!” #RIPPatPatterson
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November 2009 - on WWE plane and proudly remark to Vince that it’s my 10 year anniversary in the company. HHH waits a beat, smiles, then says “corresponds perfectly with the downfall of the business”. 😂😂😂. Congrats @TripleH #HHH25 #VerbalPedigree
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Who’d have thought - being the hardest working, humblest, most talented and NICEST guy in the room would actually pay off. Congrats to @TheRock on receiving his star on the Hollywood #WalkOfFame
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Any chance we can switch things up? Give Alexa Bliss the Money in the Bank and set Miz on fire? (Doesn’t have to be televised)
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So excited to get this endorsement from the MOAT (the Man + GOAT). Thank you @BeckyLynchWWE! Less than two weeks away!
bit.ly/TheresJustOneProblem
Hard cover copy alert! This book is so damn good and laugh your ass off funny.
Currently assless.
Thanks @bfg728
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I’d so be pitching Mr. McMahon coming out every week making increasingly shorter weirder announcements:
“Tonight, select t-shirts are 30% off wwe shop.com! Thank you!”
“Technically speaking Curtis Axel was never eliminated from the 2015 Royal Rumble! Good night!”
"#WWERaw has been on the air for almost 30 years. 20 of those years have been dominated by the greatest @WWE Superstar of all time. And that man makes his return to #WWERaw next week ... @JohnCena!" - Mr. McMahon
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“Holy crap was I lucky to have Dusty Rhodes be a part of my life” - literally every member of WWE Creative who got to work with him. The only thing we can all agree on.
#RIPDream
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How on earth does Christopher Columbus have a national holiday named after him and Dusty Rhodes doesn’t?!
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Rock vs Hogan, 16 years ago today. Remember being on the floor watching this, screaming something to @bruceprichard who couldn’t hear despite standing right next to me. Most electric crowd I’ve ever seen. The opposite? Trump vs Rosie on Raw 5 years later.
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I like the fact I just uttered “Wait, did we make Mae Young Hardcore Champion when she was pregnant with a hand?” and had to legit look it up. They’re not asking questions like this in the Big Little Lies writers room.
FIRST. EVER. PREGNANT. CHAMPION.
@MariaLKanellis just made @RealMikeBennett lay down for the count to become NEW #247Champion! #RAW
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Fun show #WWEDay1. Weird, it’s almost as if it was the result of a massive group effort involving talent, producers, production staff, creative, announcers and more as opposed to “27 Hollywood writers sitting around writing sketch comedy”. 🤔
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When @EdgeRatedR made his WWE debut in 1996 the #1 movie was Twister. When @RandyOrton debuted in 2002, it was The Scorpion King. As someone their age who took 4(!) naps today I say they both deserve the winners share of the prize money. #EdgevsOrton #WWEBacklash
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Attitude Era: I’m hired!
Ruthless Aggression Era: I’m making critical creative decisions for the flagship show!
PG Era: I’m trying to figure out how the hell to integrate the Muppets!
Today’s Era: I’m tweeting!
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Three weeks ago, the sentence “ I can’t wait to watch Carmelo Anthony play while watching highlights of CM Punk on WWE as I count down the seconds until I get to see Baby Yoda” was the ranting of a crazy person. Now it’s my Thursday night.
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Underrated favorite Hulk Hogan moments
Teaming with Roddy Piper at MSG in 1986 (blew my mind)
Match with the Genius on SNME (massively entertaining)
Mr. America lie detector seg (2nd fav Hogan promo I worked on)
Rewriting entire Raw in Gorilla night after WM18 due to ovation
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The week my aunt died of Covid, alone in the hospital, I took to @realDonaldTrump’s twitter for any sign of hope. Instead he bragged about the ratings of his press conferences. Election Day can’t get here soon enough.
"It affects virtually nobody," Trump says of the coronavirus, which has now killed 200,000 Americans and counting
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18 years ago @shanemcmahon brought us wwe writers into an actual ring to take basic bumps. I legit got nauseous after five minutes. I think about that when I see matches like @MsCharlotteWWE vs @BeckyLynchWWE. Holy crap that was amazing. #WWEEvolution
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I don’t know about not being allowed, but potentially having to use that bathroom in mid-flight was my number one fear while working there… and I had to tell Goldberg about the Goldust wig vignette.
According to Freddie Prinze Jr., Nobody is Allowed to Poop on Vince McMahon's Private Jet #WWE
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Years at WWE led to a lot of personal growth. What I thought i knew, I didn’t; What I didn’t know, I tried to learn. There was however, one thing I can state with complete and absolute certainty: The Undertaker NEVER wished anyone a “Fantastic Valentines Day”.
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Before Stone Cold, before Triple H, before John Cena, @TheRock squared off against... Kenny.
All new #YoungRock 8/7ct tonight on @nbc!
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Haven’t seen Raw in a while. You can “declare” yourself to be in the Royal Rumble? Is there a reason why everybody doesn’t do this immediately? What about surprise legends? Are there multiple Doinks declaring themselves in the Rumble right now? Which Doink gets priority?!
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“You know I went to trial with that guy” - me to the random kid next to me. No reaction. #WWERaw
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Things I learned in 16+ years #WWE:
1) Avoid pronouns
2) Don’t lose receipts
3) When you have two of the most iconic wrestlers of all time making a Wrestlemania match you do NOT need a hammer attack followed by crashing a semi-truck into an ambulance. #LessIsMore
17 Years Ago Today On RAW - The Rock challenged Hulk Hogan for a "Dream Match" at WrestleMania X8!!!
Legendary segment!
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Hear from The Man herself, @BeckyLynchWWE ahead of tonight’s all new #YoungRock! This episode is bananas (and the big backstage fight actually happened!) 8:30e/7:30c @nbc and streaming next day @peacock
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One of my fav things in wrestling was his extended pause when he’d say “Ladies & Gentlemen I’ve just been informed... (eyeroll) the “Genius”... has a poem for us all.” Truly the best at what he did, genuinely nice/hilarious and no one better to talk Mets with. #RIPFink #Legend
WWE is saddened to learn that WWE Hall of Famer Howard Finkel has passed away at age 69. wwe.com/article/howard-finke…
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Considering having a second Bar Mitzvah just to call in a favor for the candle lighting ceremony introductions. 🔥🔥🔥#SuperBowl
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