crying
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screaming
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TRUMP JUST RESPONDED TO ELON’S POLL AND SAID “NO THANKS” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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oh my god
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grimes just did an interview with wired and uhhhhh wired.com/story/grimes-big-i…
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ELON MUSK GOT A MARGIN CALL LMAO
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new twitter blue feature: the jokes write themselves
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😭😭😭
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the irony of this graph not having an x-axis
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“Twitter is getting scammed by phone companies for $60M/year of fake 2FA SMS messages”
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"Something is wrong"
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lmao
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Looking into it.
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"Make my words"
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my GOD he’s such a loser
Elon Musk's verified tab now shows he's been verified since 3000 BCE
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my god dude
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this is extraordinarily stupid
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he did it, folks. he found a way to make For You worse
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"Elon won't confirm a date, then says he needs surgery, and now asks to do a practice round in my backyard instead. If Elon ever gets serious about a real date and official event, he knows how to reach me." 💀
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never thought i'd say this but... team landlord!
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this site has 96 hours of oxygen left and he's bragging that u can upload 3 hour videos of roseanne
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he's so embarrassing lmao
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ahahahahahahahahhhhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahaha
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elon just said "i'd like to introduce ron" and then THERE WAS AN ECHO LIKE IT WAS MOCKING HIM "i'd like to introduce ron" and then he said "i've never seen anything like this before" and the echo said "i've never seen anything like this before" and then my app crashed again ahaha
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whoa
Just got confirmation that Esther Crawford, chief executive of Twitter Payments, is out.
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oh my GOD
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this man is 52
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get it, catturd
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BREAKING: Elon has blocked Catturd
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BREAKING: every legacy verified account with 1M+ followers has their blue check back… except for @jack 💀
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The Daily Show
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thinking of @lindayaX today 🙏🏼
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The girls are fighting!
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here we go!
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tweets from elon’s burner account, a thread:
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Elon Musk replying to his own quotes 🧵:
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let's see what elon is liking today...
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this is so embarrassing
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Elon cancelled Don Lemon's new Twitter show bc he didn't like his interview 😭
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"If Apple integrates OpenAI at the OS level, then Apple devices will be banned at my companies."
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imagine explaining this to someone in 2021
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“Legacy blue checks will be removed soon. Those are the ones that are truly corrupt.”
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this man is 52
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lmao i'm good thanks
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what is the BEST thing that’s happened since elon bought twitter? i’ll go first:
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this isn't from a "parody" account. he actually tweeted (then deleted) this
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"forgot to mention"
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BREAKING: Twitter
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omg why would u tweet out ur assassination coordinates like that
At World Cup right now
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HAPPY ACTUAL BEST OF DYING TWITTER DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmao i know u ain’t talking
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shut up
Retweets have been renamed to ‘Reposts.’
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it's gonna be a long day
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this… can’t be good
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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this is insane
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lmao you don't even pay your own bills 😭
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in case you need this today 🫶🏼
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the iceberg is now posting memes bragging about sinking our ship
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Microsoft: *drops Twitter from its ad platform Elon: Lawsuit time!
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Stephen King will never love you
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another notable $tsla investor has entered the chat
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oh my god
hmm did the guy famous for baselessly accusing someone he didn’t like of being a “pedo guy” just suspend @JUNlPER after she did the same to him?
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elon’s burner account @ErmnMusk has wiped out all its likes
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whatever happened to...
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omg
16 years ago, I created @music and have been running it ever since. Just now, Twitter / X just ripped it away. Super pissed
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"Damn ok. Will look into it."
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the voice of the people: @trixtid
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great explanation from @c_sidesquid
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In response to NPR quitting Twitter, Elon says “defund NPR”
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haven't we already suffered enough
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one thing i love about twitter is we have the RECEIPTS elon did not just find out who twitter’s top lawyer was, as he claimed earlier - he acknowledged this tweet about jim baker back in april!
“Only discovered this on Sunday”
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“Many of the largest advertisers are the greatest oppressors of your right to free speech”
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jack what happened to you
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stephen king will never love you
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