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Bay Area
Screaming when the DJ tell everybody to make some noise
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I just helped a 94 year old dude figure out how to use his card at the gas pump. First off my dawg we need to get you off the road
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This is the most perfect example of how y’all think
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Boy I know them niggas hot lmfaoooooooo
Trump now has the National Guard picking up garbage in DC
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It’s a nigga somewhere woke up saw this clip and stomach immediately started bubbling
Chris Brown last night in Atlanta.
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If Kim K slandered me for wearing fake yeezys I woulda slipped them off and told her to take off them ass and titties so we can get real authentic in here
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Your girl becoming a bad bitch as yall age is fire
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This a flex lowkey
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If I was that judge I woulda did the worm before I banged the gavel on Tory
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Brah you know how racist you gotta be to drop 50 racks on a pipe dream znsnsnsnsznzzbb
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This is insane
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The visible disgust on her face got me crying
“What you need ibuprofen for when you can have a Perk?” — Kendrick Perkins 😭 (via @NoContext_NBA_)
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Niggas treating that bitch like a GTA heist
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All jokes aside this is someone’s franchise PG
Y’all remember when Kevin Hart blocked Kyle Lowry?
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I cant lie. When I die and the killcam look like this that nigga is getting reported
Abusing muscle memory in mw3
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Do you know who Josh Giddey is
in what situation would a kid need this
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Wonder what it took to scare the hoes back in the day
Cocaine was good this night
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Soon as I seen brah walking up with a basketball I woulda put that mf back in my pocket
Jaylen Brown surprised the fans who found his ring with a signed ball, a jersey, and courtside tickets to opening night 🫡
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This was actually a very bold move for her at the time 😭😭😭
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Twitter has convinced y’all you need to have a strong stance on every single thing. Brah shit just be happening that don’t concern u it’s ok
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Niggas so trash now they don't even get accused of being in the Illuminati no more
Kanye surprising the crowd and Rihanna during her & JAY-Z’s performance of “Run This Town”. The Illuminati Accusations were at their peak😂. We should’ve got a collab album out of this trio.
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only because you said so gorgeous!!
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You can get any girl to tat your face but getting one to run HB counter out the gun for you is different
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What do Mexicans call this? Lol I know what niggas call it
Ryan Garcia just casually shadowboxing for Donald Trump 😂
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Nah he got horny tourettes. Nigga was weaving in and out of consciousness
talked to him for only 30 minutes before it reached this point. This is why I don’t try to date people anymore.
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You said he shoulda been what big bruh
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Memorizing Wayne lyrics was homework for us. If you couldn’t spit no Wayne verse in this era niggas was looking at you funny
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Some Muslim girls really be asking for Christmas gifts lmao this posed to be one of the perks of dating you. #nogifts
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This what Big Ben looked like them last 2 years in Pittsburgh no bullshit
Do the Seahawks have a new QB1? 👀 (🎥 @Seahawks)
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Yeah he got Vick skin color and Brady speed
Colorado Shedeur Sanders says he is a split of Atlanta Falcons Michael Vick and New England Patriots Tom Brady.
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Men really don’t know how to console they heartbroken friends. Niggas be like “You’ll be aite everybody loved a hoe before” hold on dawg I still like her
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This nigga dressed like a Nazi
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Bruh it’s some wild niggas sharing this planet with us
Meatball announces she is pregnant! @dayjia_
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Last I read you can practice Islam and still get your CDL
Brittany Renner says her new lifestyle has her broke 👀 “I have no idea where I'm going to live or how I'm going to provide for my son”
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Rudy watching Ant be a dead beat
Rudy Gobert Breaks Up With Pregnant GF, Tells Her To Leave Home With 1-Year-Old | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/2Y8A57j
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Y’all ever notice sex workers target gamers and anime niggas Lmfao I wonder what that’s about
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They need to let y’all outside
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These is real stops vs real niggas. It’s levels
2016 Kawhi Leonard defensive playmaking
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You can’t let your girl work if she got a fat butt bro
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Facebook the funniest place on the planet son
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Yeen low nigga
Atlanta police officer surprised a 12-year-old with a PS5 for Christmas after helping resolve a situation months ago when the child's mom called about his behavior. The officer was inspired to reward him after hearing that the child's behavior had drastically improved.
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Im sure they have a harmlesss brother/sister relationship but Nelly gotta k1ll him just to make sure
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Niggas be saying “Hulk Hogan was a part of my childhood, I can’t diss him” like he used to loan ya mama food stamps or some shit. Nigga you was watching him on TV get a fucking grip
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AGGGGGGHHHHH a fat ass AAAGGGGGHHH
this is not no regular music video, she’s giving you horror movie cinematics. respect her.
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Niggas be talmbout some Sidney Sweeney
this look of margot robbie
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Niggas in 1982 if you called them a “sucka MC”

ALT james franco wtf GIF

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She gone brah
Can you send $ thru Apple Pay while you’re blocked?
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This the shit I be talking bout man. You niggas need to be under surveillance
It's about to be a Nutmare On Elm Street
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SZA definitely make music for girls that talk crazy via text but cry in person
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You ever be watching a fight in the club then realize you didn’t get patted down at the door

ALT Veggietales Sad Tomato GIF

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I’m not gone lie dawg. Every chick that post this type of content look like Eli Manning in the face
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Gooooooooood morning everybody it’s ya boy DJ Envy
This guy is the heavyweight champion of the world.
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Me competing for some pussy:
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She looking for the niggas who actually got drafted
this is getting out of control with Mr. Levis
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Going in a girl crib and she got a book shelf instead of the live love laugh decorations you gone have to roll ya sleeves up
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Being on trial for being a b!tch is crazy
BREAKING: A jury finds Parkland officer, Scot Peterson, not guilty on all counts. He was accused of failing to confront the school shooter in 2018.
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Nigga broke his leg and the kicker missed his first xp all season? This chiefs shit deep
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Coulda had real friends if it wasn’t for segregation
Little girl having a tea party with a lobster and a hawk in 1938
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I get my coats in the summer time is real nigga shit
New Bills WR Keon Coleman’s press conference is COMEDY 🤣 (via @Matt_Bove) nitter.app/BleacherReport/status/…
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You wanna know what's doper than doing a good deed for homeless/underprivileged people? Not recording it.
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Niggas said you gay if you walking down a hill and start jogging slightly
Whats the funniest thing y’all ever heard is gay?
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It’s nice to see the old game still works for the younger generations
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The biggest lie I be telling people is “I respect your decision”. I really don’t at all. That shit sound stupid as hell to me but that’s your life to live
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Jordan Poole hoop like Steve Kerr spin him around in a circle 3 times before he go on the floor
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Freak bitch got on a OL jersey but he the one wylin
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Niggas worried bout they son being gay and it’s niggas like this roaming the earth
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Waking up in the hospital and hearing you got hit by a celebrity gotta be great news until they tell you it's Danileigh
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Kadarius Toney tryna sneak out thru the vents LMFAO
OK I’ve seen it all tonight. Chris Jones abruptly ended his press conference as a ceiling tile fell on members of the media in the press conference room.
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None of them songs that dropped since had this feeling
1 month ago @kendricklamar shoock the rap industry again
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FB a sick place
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I want J Cole to know the last thing OJ heard from him was an apology
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Boys reminiscing on James Garoppolo. Geno you are going to hell
never know what you have til its gone. 🏴‍☠️ #RaiderNation
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Lil Baby was putting some sentences together I ain’t never seen before
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Received some very good news this morning!
I have been trying to get my ex and her family deported for close to 7 years now
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This happening the week after you bozos was telling Angel Reese she didn’t want to end up like Sha’carri is perfect
WOW. Sha’Carri Richardson just ran a 10.57!!! The 4th fastest women’s 100m time EVER! *4th fastest all condition time- as the wind was 4.1 m/s, above the 2.0 wind legal limit*
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If the shit not done by the Niners game kickoff ima start exposing family secrets
Still didn’t eat yet
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men be dying to fck the shit outta you for 3 minutes 😭😭
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You cant diss me if footage like this exist my dawg
Ngl Abels Shot at Drake was kinda uncalled for
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Now you gotta go 1 on 1 with INDEED
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You niggas are crackheads
Thug shooting lean thru a IV. Legend
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They didn’t even know man
MGMT creating "Electric Feel" (2007)
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However high up being a snitch is on the deplorable shit a man can do, pretending to be another man cannot be that far behind it
Perkio says he's doing half-price shows to celebrate 6ix9ine getting beat up
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Me too nigga
Kyle Kuzma is looking for $30 million per season, per @HPbasketball
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EASY
what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?
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One of my favorite Chappelle show jokes is when that nigga said R Kelly called him and said how you gone make video with me pissing on people and Chappelle said nigga how YOU gone make a video pissing on people lmfao
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I usually don’t approve of recording niggas at the gym but somebody need to report this nigga to the police. Whatever he getting ready for ain’t legal
I’m at Fitness Connection and I see this
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Purdy said keep ya head up lil bro
Respect 🤝
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Pretending TPAB ass cuz Cole said so is hilarious
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Kawhi did what he had to do to bring parity to the NBA
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A disease
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The Suns when the “Do his ass cuh” offense don’t work on the # 1 defense in the league
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He has no self respect
Yall better answer them DMs
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Nigga asking for permission
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Drake not writing no paragraph to Joe Budden if that criticism didn’t hit home
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This how yo teacher used to be dressed when you ran into them on a date at Applebees
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