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UMD: *does any sport*
PSU: “Are you in the right headspace to receive information that may hurt you?”
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Should we storm the field win or lose Saturday just to piss Penn State off? @PSUBarstool
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Juju. You will forever be remembered for your loyalty. Always a terp forever a terp. Hats off to a great career‼️🐢
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South Carolina football fans are up there as one of the most annoying fan bases
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Damn we really had a recruit decommit mid game😭😭
With all do respect to whom it may concern, my family and I believe that it is in my best interest to Open Up My Recruitment Process and Decommit from The University of Maryland to make sure that I am making the best decision for myself and my future.
No further questions please
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Big Ten Network
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Not one goal allowed during a historic national championship run.
University of Maryland is a soccer school.
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Lila Bromberg
Terps football is RANKED baby #21 in the country. The last time they were ranked this well I was in elementary school.
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The best part about Tiger’s victory is that UVA fans had a total of 5 days with the label of “greatest comeback story in sports.”
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Why did Natural Light choose College Park you ask? Because we are the largest consumers of natty in the country. Roll Terps
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Stop talking shit about Maryland colleges:
Navy is BEAUTIFUL
Towson is AWESOME
Salisbury is GREAT
UMBC
Loyola is AMAZING
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Give us Duke you cowards
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*during sex*
Me: I want you to hurt me
Her: You’re a basketball school but you failed to make the NIT last year. You haven’t made an elite eight since 2002.
Me: wait what...
Her: You’re a “bar school” but you have 4 bars? And they’re all gloried shitholes?
Me: pls stop
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Queen Elizabeth II attended a Maryland v. UNC football game on Oct. 19, 1957, where the Terps upset a #14 ranked UNC in College Park. After the game she stopped in a Hyattsville Giant to check out the frozen chicken pot pies. She was just like us terps. RIP.
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THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE YOUR STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.
A DC SPORTS TEAM JUST WON A CHAMPIONSHIP.
LETS BURN THIS BEAUTIFUL CITY TO THE GROUND
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Stamp Hill has entered the chat
This will make your quads burn just from watching it 😮
(via @TiboBaro)
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Let it sink in that old people are upset about college students in a town called COLLEGE PARK.
The final verdict: after hours of public comment and debate, @CollegePark_MD city council unanimously passed the controversial “unruly social gatherings” ordinance.
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Good morning. Yesterday Maryland Football absolutely worked Penn State on their own home field and are now 2-1 on the season. That is all.
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UMD is an absolute joke for sending out an email telling us to maintain a distance of 6 feet from people, but not canceling classes.
Loh trying to get a few more bodies under his belt before he leaves?
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Fun things to do in College Park:
-Get a $75 ticket from DOTS
-Witness an Off-Campus armed robbery
-Miss the cut for the NIT
-blackout on $3 rail drinks
-Wake up at 6 am to tailgate a football game that nobody will go to
-chill with 55 y/o dude in a construction vest at Bents
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HARD agree. Old Terp logo was one of the best in the country now all we have is an M
I hate the decision for University of Maryland to drop the Terp logo for the super generic M. Nobody looks at this board and sees Maryland. Bring back Testudo @umterps.
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Day 63 without UMD basketball: I hit up a girl from Penn State to remind myself what a 3 feels like
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On this day in 1986 we lost one of the most promising players of all time, and an all around great Terp - Len Bias #34
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The Hawkeye Wave is one of the greatest traditions in sports @BarstoolUIowa
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COLLEGE PARK IS THE HARDEST PLACE TO PLAY BASKETBALL IN AMERICA. UNDEFEATED AT HOME IN THE BIG TEN.
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I believe this win solidifies it…..xfinity center is the toughest place to play college basketball in the Big Ten.
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Hunter Dickinson went to high school 15 minutes from College Park and we didn’t even recruit him. What a joke.
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So proud of this team. There were times this season where we thought we wouldn’t even make the tournament. We battled back. The Willard era is the start of something great. I can’t wait to see where this team goes in the future. What a year for Terps bball.
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Good morning. Last night Maryland Basketball erased a 17 point second half deficit and is one win away from winning the Big Ten
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Dear @TerpsFootball ,
Please make this the default uniforms this year.
Sincerely,
Everyone
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Hundred person riots, dildos hurling across the mall, full buildings evacuated for bomb threats, and now a HELICOPTER?! i think you guys are confused, we play Penn State NEXT friday
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Testudo Times
Just a reminder that of current Big Ten schools Maryland has the most recent national championship in: men’s/women’s basketball, men’s/women’s lacrosse, men’s soccer, and women’s field hockey.
Just a reminder.
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