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Sold all of my Crypto.
Bought a farm in the middle of nowhere.
Woke up at 6am, fed the chickens, and didn’t check a single chart.
Feeling calm for the first time in 5 years.
You guys keep chasing nonsense.
I’m chasing peace.
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🚨BREAKING: COINBASE REPORTEDLY “OUT OF SOLANA” AS USERS UNABLE TO WITHDRAW
$TRUMP BROKE CRYPTO
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I’ve never met a rich & successful person who smokes weed.
Not even once.
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🚨BREAKING: Eric Trump says “There has never been a better time to invest in the United States. Bet on our markets, on energy, on technology and on crypto”
Send it HIGHER 🚀
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🚨BREAKING: TRUMP LAUNCHES STRATEGIC $XRP WALLET WITH @USTreasury
THE WALLET HAS INTERACTED WITH @BankofAmerica & @worldlibertyfi
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You didn’t “miss” $TRUMP.
Retail hasn’t arrived.
Most people have no idea what’s happening.
You’re EARLY.
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Bitcoin is slow
Ethereum is expensive
Solana is broken
What’s the solution?
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boomers will never understand
we’re not in crypto for fun
we’re here because a burrito costs $35
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boomers will never understand
we’re not in crypto for fun
we’re here because rent is $5k and a sandwich is $19
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🚨 RUMOR ALERT: Trump to declare $XRP exempt from capital gains.
This is HUGE 🚀
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🚨RUMOR ALERT: LEAKED INAUGURATION SPEECH SCRIPT INCLUDES A BITCOIN STRATEGIC RESERVE
SEND IT 🚀
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My wife of 5 years cheated on me.
Crypto portfolio down $12M this week.
The bank seized my car this morning.
I’m fucking done.
Goodbye.
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🚨BREAKING: COINBASE REPORTEDLY “OUT OF $TRUMP” AS MANY USERS UNABLE TO PURCHASE
SUPPLY SHOCK IS OCCURRING 🚀
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The manipulation is over.
It’s time to send $XRP to $10.
This weekend will be historic.
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🚨RUMOR ALERT: Trump will sign the first Crypto executive order will be in the next 24 hours.
It’s time 🚀
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$TRUMP could literally go to $1T marketcap
There has never been a more bullish memecoin
Do you understand how big this is?
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🚨BREAKING: TRUMP ADDRESSES $TRUMP FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE LAUNCH
HE’S AWARE OF IT’S SUCCESS 🇺🇸
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🚨BREAKING: Trump announces $100 billion investment in U.S. AI infrastructure.
We are SO BACK 🇺🇸
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🚨BREAKING: Eric Trump just confirmed that US based crypto projects will have ZERO capital gains
It’s happening 🚀
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"I'm too late to $TRUMP"
No you're not.
Only 6.5% of the world owns crypto.
You are so early it's scary.
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🚨 RUMOR ALERT: Trump to sign an executive order on Day 1 declaring $XRP exempt from capital gains tax 🇺🇸
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If Kamala Harris was president, Bitcoin would be $1M right now.
But you would also be gay.
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🚨BREAKING: Trump’s motorcade arrives in Washington, D.C. to pump your $TRUMP bags
MAGA Voice
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boomers will never understand
we’re not in crypto for fun
we’re here because a studio apartment costs $5k/month and groceries cost $400
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ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS HOLD 100 $XRP AND YOU’LL RETIRE YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE
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People say crypto is a scam…
Working your entire life at a 9-5 is the REAL scam bro.
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🚨 RUMOR ALERT: EMERGENCY RATE CUT INCOMING TOMORROW.
FED MAY PULL THE TRIGGER EARLY.
$XRP WOULD GO PARABOLIC.
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The manipulation is over.
Crypto is finally pumping.
Congrats to those who are here.
It’s about to get crazy.
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THEY’RE FORCING $TRUMP PRICE DOWN TO SCARE YOU.
EXCHANGES ARE COORDINATING FEAR.
DON’T FALL FOR IT.
THE NEXT MOVE WILL BE MASSIVE 🚀
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If you’re still holding crypto you’re either a complete genius or straight retard.
There’s no in-between.
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$TRUMP is going to $1T marketcap.
That’s a 17x from here.
You will never see these prices again.
You are EARLY.
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🚨BREAKING: $TRUMP is now bigger than most Fortune 500 companies.
$30B market cap.
And he’s not even the president yet…
Do you understand what happens next? 🚀
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$TRUMP is going to $1 trillion marketcap
Do you understand?
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If you think crypto is a scam.
Trying working a 9-5 for 50 years.
That’s the REAL scam.
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Anyone still holding $TRUMP?
Interact with this…
I’m creating a list 📝
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Just got fully liquidated.
Starting today, I will be withdrawing from the Crypto space indefinitely.
Thank you for everything.
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🚨JUST IN: Trump launches SEC task force to develop "comprehensive and clear regulatory framework for crypto assets."
A new dawn is upon us 🇺🇸
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Would you work full-time in crypto for $10k/month?
We’re hiring for the 2025 bull market.
Interact if you’re interested and I’ll DM you.
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🚨BREAKING: TRUMP REPOSTS $TRUMP MEMECOIN MINUTES AFTER PRESS CONFERENCE FUD
PRICE RECOVERS INSTANTLY 🚀
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Inauguration day is tomorrow.
$TRUMP is at $60B market cap.
What do you think happens next?
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🚨BREAKING: COINBASE IS CANCELLING PENDING SOLANA TRANSACTIONS AND RETURNING FUNDS
“FUNDS FROM THESE TRANSACTIONS WILL SHORTLY BE AVAILABLE IN YOUR ACCOUNTS”
$TRUMP REALLY BROKE CRYPTO
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36 HOURS TO INAUGURATION.
$TRUMP IS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH.
RETAIL STILL ISN’T HERE.
THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY.
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Tomorrow is going to change $XRP forever.
Bookmark this.
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🚨BREAKING RUMOR: RIPPLE HAS OFFICIALLY CLOSED A $XRP DEAL WITH THE USA 🇺🇸
TRUMP WILL SEND US TO ATH 🚀
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The next $XRP god candle will reach $15
You've been warned
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77 million people voted for Trump.
Less than 1 million people hold $TRUMP.
What do you think happens next?
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Yesterday: "Trump was hacked!"
Today: "Trump is too high!"
Tomorrow: "How do I buy Trump?"
Send $TRUMP higher 🚀
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You will NEVER see $XRP under $3.00 again.
It’s going to $10.00+ now.
You had your chance.
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"I'm too late to $TRUMP"
No you're not.
He’s NOT EVEN the president yet.
You’re so early it's scary.
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