Still thinking about hypnotizing a cutie with stink alone.
like IMAGINE how hot it would be sit on their cute face until they're pleading for air, then I give them nothing but ripe farts for hours on end until they start to like it
really interested in the idea of conditioning someone into associating farts with pleasure.
touch her a little every time you rip ass, eat gas-inducing stuff before taking him to the bedroom, or just say "babe, I'll give you head if you inhale every one of these"
really interested in the idea of conditioning someone into associating farts with pleasure.
touch her a little every time you rip ass, eat gas-inducing stuff before taking him to the bedroom, or just say "babe, I'll give you head if you inhale every one of these"
I just ripped the *nastiest* ass while showering, smelled like the brocolli I had for dinner. Was so bad I had to get out of there immediately.
Just thought you freaks would like to know
First real fart after a whole bag of gummy bears. I'm jealous of you cuties with deep, bassy gas cause this is all I can manage.
Stinks like hell though :3
the guys in my college program are unbelievably annoying and it makes it so refreshing to talk to the one girl I know
can't help getting off to the thought of her room-clearing farts though
what are your favourite descriptive words for farting? off the top of my head I can think of "nasty, vile, toxic, odorous, eggy, rank, unholy, gag-inducing, nose-burning"
I'm once again in a mood to fully control someone's mind.
Tie them up, sit on them for HOURS, letting them breath in nothing but the scent of my butt.
After they've nearly reached the breaking point...
Still thinking about hypnotizing a cutie with stink alone.
like IMAGINE how hot it would be sit on their cute face until they're pleading for air, then I give them nothing but ripe farts for hours on end until they start to like it
...I just start ripping fart after toxic fart, directly into their face, until it fills up their lungs and infects their brain.
They become my dumb, brainless toy~
You want to be dumb, don't you?
I've been drinking these protein shakes from Costco lately and the results are quite good: only takes about 5-10 minutes before my room starts to fill with the stench, and after a half an hour it gets legitimately hard to breathe
I keep trying to think of new ways to motivate myself to work out but honestly nothing beats "your ass will be even fatter and you'll be able to pin down people easier"
imagine letting you're cute partner lay down in your lap, and just as they're about to fall asleep, you start ripping unholy ass and hold them down so they're forced to inhale everything that wafts up
semi-related but my classmate makes the CUTEST face ever when I let out a really nasty one and she smells it and you can clearly see the disgust behind that goofy laugh
girl who rips ass around me for the first time and discovers that she has a curious but very mischievous love for the specific type of disgusted reaction i have, and starts farting around me more to get it more often
I'm considerably lighter than my girlfriend so when I sit on her face it's no issue but when she sits on mine she's constantly worried about crushing me and I have to convince her ITS OKAY YOU CAN CRUSH ME I ENJOY IT
absolutely love it when I'm eating jelly beans while watching YouTube and I start ripping the most vile farts on my bed... really makes me feel gross in a good way
experimenting with what foods make me fart the most is fun cause I'll eat some random snack from Costco and find out 10 minutes later that it REALLY works
I hate to keeping bragging about this girl (I don't) but I had my head between her thighs yesterday and I'm trying to work up the nerve to ask her to sit on my face