Castiel@asherslothhh

“My life's a joke and I'm the fucking punch line “

 NYC
Joined August 2014
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When those sex flashbacks hitting and you gotta act normal in public: nitter.app/saintvenchy/status/112…
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Replying to @yukipraisedme
Tupac even praying in the back for him
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If I hit you up for confirmation and you don’t respond our plans are cancelled and have a great day I’m going to bed.
꒦꒷ET꒷꒦@I_DontCheat
14 Jan 2020
Bombaclaat?
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When ya shorty come home after bottomless mimosas with her friends: nitter.app/KaseyMillerxxx/status/…
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Nobody even answered homies question. Lmao who’s behind the camera ???
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Replying to @handsumquis
Did anyone else read that in a really white voice
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When your side pieces interact with each other on the TL nitter.app/wanker1973/status/1082…
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Replying to @littlestofnugs @LittlestOfNugs @ThatBoiiJayy__
Good to know you walk with the lord lmfao
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Replying to @_MissCHEEKS_
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They put us in chains raped and murdered us sold us then give us a bible that says turn the other cheek and forgive and love thy neighbor bro it makes me so fucking angry
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Replying to @didiiiask
Me regardless:
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Replying to @_ritahawk @erickajaay
Lmaoooo I bet her name was Myra 😂
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Replying to @deadsauced @shannonsharpeee
Lmao man’s said you better than yellow wolf
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Replying to @M00NUKKI
Maybe that Wakanda forever was keeping him looking like that 😭
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Replying to @endofanera42069 @silenthooper @YFF_Mel
What world do we live in where Tony Hawk can’t get a pass
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Replying to @GrumbleGamer @liberianaaa
Nah I think we found one
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Replying to @Hillaryy_banks @spotty_myles
@SacPolice ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
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Me when I tell my friends to text me when they get home and THEY DONT nitter.app/GutbergMoura/status/11…
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Me: exiting someone’s life with all my love because it’s not being reciprocated or respected
E-nizzle
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Drakes *Jaded* plays Me: while missing no one at all
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Jdisnzlcismslxkfmxoxmxidmx celebrity overnight
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First off 98% of women on here got bad knees so ...
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Replying to @MeBitchigotTime @queenislaa___
Bro she can say she’s trans and imagine THAT motivated the driver to kill her instead of tryna kidnap her .... bro this world is so shitty
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Replying to @dresticHaus @DreNextDoor
If don’t care about me who will lmao
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Everyone loved friends then twitter made it a trend to dislike the show :/
Taylor Ping 🐉@taylorrping
3 Mar 2020
bomboclaat
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Literally what telling your girl to relax or calm down in an argument is like
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Replying to @Iliyah7 @3arth2Ang3l @KymaniLindo @yungnastybitch
Too be fair .. you know what nvm i’ma try and get to heaven
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Go make your own post about it then Cus that’s not what we talking about 😡😭😭😭
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Replying to @big_business_ @fbgwayno
And GUess what….. SHES LIKIN IT
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This don’t get you HIGH high it just puts you on cruise control.
🧚🏽 ♏️@camsterrr
6 Aug 2019
sco pa tu manaa?
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Replying to @wumbo_joe @kamourrrrrr
“ a hurt dog gon holla” dont they be saying that?? 😂
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Replying to @LemonWitLime
Don’t disrespect Alex like that lmaooo what did she do to you 😭😂
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When I go to the bathroom to see how drunk I am at the party:
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She lives in my head rent free
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Your dog running with something in its mouth: nitter.app/bubyjeon/status/113226…
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Forreal everyone has limits and if you’re fighting about the same things then maybe it’s just not right and that’s okay too
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“When are you free” My flakey ass : nitter.app/kenyemess/status/11276…
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When he introduce you as a “friend” to his boys and you’ve been given him pussy for months : nitter.app/CourtneyAmerah/status/…
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Replying to @Mendokuusaii @kingwow
Kid was probably bad vibes nard never bother nobody bro
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Angles really matter man.
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Replying to @llerameilla @mila_brave
I’m just
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A Leo when they’re not the center of attention.
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Replying to @KingShaMugga_
...... where’s the problem?
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Replying to @BUSSINBAWBIE @MakeMeAHandle @keyon
We’re too invested w efforts see how it ends
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Since wheeen lmao
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He was talking shit saying he can fight Liam Neeson lmao then they met and …
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I don’t think you realize how much you’ve grown as a person till you meet someone who used to be just like you .
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This sounds like a Nicki Minaj lyric
minahil@baedotdoe
12 Nov 2020
I’m the krabby patty formula and these bitches are plankton!
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Replying to @Adagr8 @TWIISTEDart @badgyalpinky @jTwiced
It’s cool to think logically but why hasn’t he answered the questions? She wasn’t “washing the words away” she was just asking a question. And her first point was why actively pursue people younger than you if not to mold them or groom them ? You don’t have to be the same age
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Replying to @nogumhundo
This be me every fucking time
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Replying to @KingJayJack @jayxartierhoe @Hi_IamAaron
And he didn't and that's why we clown him lmfao
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Like a deer in headlights lmao
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Lmfao this her reading this tweet
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Some of ya’ll don’t have the vibe you all claim to have that’s the tea
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Manifestation & Delusion I see the vision
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Replying to @kellyblaus
Ight but
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Replying to @centricnicki @rapalert4
Right She opened her doors to an abuser let’s relax
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Replying to @Bankroll_Dada
Deadass be meee
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Scorpios when we want attention and our space
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Replying to @heyyitsjanea
Like can’t you tell?! Lmao
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