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Watching better call saul/breaking bad after years of looking at reaction images and gifs on twitter is like taking an art history class level of an insight buff
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I think this is the most whimsy I’ve ever seen emanating from a single image
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I frequently look up homes set lowest to highest prices so I can cope dream and this tiny triangle piece of land next to a freeway exit selling for $500k is the funniest thing I have seen in a while
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There was a group of very beautiful women in the theater last night that every time they would show the most fucked up imaginable vaguely moist looking shot of micheal cera they would all go “AWWWW” in the most endearing way and I was floored
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Accidentally ran into my first sex scene in baldurs gate and I think being asked to roll a D20 to determine if you top is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a game
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Visibly dented alstolfo mousepad proves that a single picture can paint the clearest and most beautiful stories
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Complimented a cashier on his kingdom hearts tattoo and he got really confused because it’s just a a normal key I’m fleeing the country
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I think one of the universal experiences of this website is seeing an opinion so misinformed and dogshit you think “surely OP is 15” and you check their bio and that “22” hits you like a gale force wind
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Did this scene irreversibly alter anyone else’s brain chemistry as a child I have to know
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Finding out that marjorie taylor greene cheated on her husband with a zangief cosplayer shattered me
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I feel like people aren’t horny for anime boys any more it’s just 50 year old men in breaking bad/the sopranos and the one mullet guy from stranger things and Jerma
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THEY CALL HIM 007
0 FEATS
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7 MINUTES OF TOTAL TIME OPERATING AN EVA UNIT
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Dude I will never unfollow old moots because their interests change. There’s something incredibly funny about still being mutuals w someone because we both liked jojo back in 2014 and now they’re really, really into stanning various math rock drummers
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Men will rly slut shame cosplayers one second and then literally wear anime porn on their shirt in public the other
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Turns out”middle-aged man crying out in complete and utter despair at the fate he has wrought upon himself and his loved ones due to only his own hubris and ambition” is a great way to express one’s emotions after dropping a bowl of cereal on the floor for 23 year olds everywhere
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Me when I eat a nature valley bar in bed and the horrible little nature valley granite crumbs get all over my sheets
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I encourage people to go to a con or irl event for their interest at some point if they can, your experience with fan groups will be so much better when you realize that 90% of people who like the things you do are chill and the freakazoids you see on your tl are loud + uncommon
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its still very funny to me how buying the steam deck gets you 5 quadrillion steam fartbucks that you can use for absolutely nothing
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Falin is absolutely going to become one of my staple cosplays moving forward bc dungeon meshi fans are so nice this was one of my best cosplay experiences wehhhh
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vince and i deciding totally independently of one another that our gimmick for this bg3 co-op campaign is to play as knock-off Gale has been disastrous so far
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THIS IS FROM FUCKING ACE ATTOURNEY???? I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS FROM A SUDA 51 VN AM I FUCKING STUPID
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Ppl judging me for living in Vegas or not cleaning my windows man I’m here for work leave me alone 😭😭
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I wore obey your master at Santa Anita as well!!!! Everyone was so nice and was talking to me about the Japan Cup episode incoming and I had such a good time yay
I will get star contacts for next time 🙂↕️
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So last night I was in the garage and this group of dudes got off the elevator and were lost so I pointed them in the direction of the con and they thanked me and then one of them was like “oh wait are you cosplaying resident evil” and revealed himself to be wesker’s VA LMAOOOO
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forehead botox. buccal fat removal. lip filler. retinol. jaw implants. cheek filler. rhinoplasty. neck lift. chin augmentation
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Are you even able to park in front of this. Can you own land in front of the triangle or is it just that. Everything is so funny to me about this
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Dimitri, Claude, and Edelgard while having their souls stuck together in an emblem ring for 1000 years
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The Ishgardian Orthodox HOA when they see a pastel pink giga-mansion with a naked cat girl in a hot tub on the front lawn get built right across from their 500 year old stone monument celebrating the heroism of Eaurleaux de Futeux, the first Ishgardian to ever discover cheese
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I have names turned off in FFXIV and the chat bubbles plugin so sometimes ill see a guy that looks like an NPC have a chat bubble that says “lol this raid tier is gargling my balls” and ill freak the fuck out for a sec before clicking on them and seeing their name is spunch bob
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When someone’s new to the dungeon so you emote spam while waiting for their cutscene to finish
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golshi day at evo was so much fun. I met so many Uma fans and got to pretend to kick so many people . My hooves r tired
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The narrative of foreign localizers ruining glorious Japanese games falls apart so quickly for Granblue it’s almost hilarious like they literally work out of the Japanese office
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After years of soul searching I’ve finally found what white American cuisine actually is
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Having Reddit recommend me sims posts on a random basis means I occasionally get flash banged by headers like this
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This is true I was taught how to multiply the PRONOUNS and GENDER of a cylinder in order to find its PRIVILEGE
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We are attempting to watch as many saw movies as possible so I made a SAWcuterie board :3
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Desperate marketing dept people trying to win internet points and failing horribly will never not be intensely funny to me
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I got soooo excited about a house in west la selling for less than 1 million and god laughed in my face for I am a fool
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Took some benadryl to try and sleep on the plane and ended up staying up and playing more signalis and it literally felt like this
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So many of my Kobeni pics are just me making the most awkward shitty smiles imaginable but I wouldn’t have it any other way
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why would i buy an icon with steam points when i have a very cute manga panel of beatrice umineko as my steam icon.. why would i ever change that..
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Nep was telling me that she apparently had a scandal around cheating on her husband w her personal trainer/dudes at the gym and the photo of one of the guys is just this
Like brooooo zangief nooooo 😭😭😭😭
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S2 Ep 1 of cingray was so good. I am so happy that I’m able to go to big Uma events in the US now man
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Watching Elon discover in real time why there Need To Be Some restrictions on free speech is very funny especially when he’s making it very clear how bothered he is by shit like “Grimes bit my left nut once and it was the only pleasure I’ve ever felt” coming from his avi
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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Being casually mean to people you barely know won’t make them like u more but it’s been years and people on the internet will seemingly never understand this
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