We traded meme stocks til Robinhood and Citadel canceled all our fun, discovered NBA licensed digital trading cards, raced and bred virtual race horses, minted nfts to gain access to a false sense of belonging, gave away NFTs worth five figures to growth hack a social media following into existence, become a niche micro internet celebrity, live like we were rich for a couple of years , clubs in NYC, raves in Miami for Art Basel, speaking on stages at conferences that only us and some sketchy venture capitalists would ever attend, oh yeah and Snoop Dogg of course, turn down ridiculous irrational financial opportunities because greed was normalized by saying we were early and mainstream adoption was going to send our bags even further, convince ourselves we were art collectors and knowledgeable critics with no previous experience or education in fine art, evolve into marketers and promoters by default of just showing up early and asking for the opportunities, rubbing shoulders with the elite and celebrities and realizing most are seriously dumb but it doesn’t matter because they’re actually rich and we’re not, however you did get to brag to your normie friends you were in the same exclusive club as Justin Bieber, Paris Hilton, or Steph Curry, get rugged so many times we convince ourselves losing thousands of dollars to unethical people is just part of the process of hitting big on the digital lottery, maybe transform into a twitter space host or content creator because it’s the only grift left keeping you from being forced back into the real world, we went from gaslighting each other cute cartoon animal pfps really inspired a sense of community and now we are literally betting PVP on live animals racing, which is really just a metaphor for the entire community of gambling addicts that are here, many of us will never leave because we have been so desensitized to money and thinking thre is a real industry here and not just a relatively tiny echo chamber and most have already forgotten we exist, but don’t worry we’re early. Wagmi love you anon 🤍