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Elon, Elon. Retract ur offer. Buy Man United. Spend £2b on the best players in the world. Win everything. And then boast about it on Twitter.
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I say, cancel this season. No winners, no losers. Start again next season, City as defending champions. Surely that’s the fairest way isn’t it ?
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Liverpool fan just called up and said " If we come 2nd we should still get a trophy" Oh. My. days.
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Not one player interacts with her. Her and her dad can come into @talkSPORT any time she wants to hang out with us. #invited
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I sadly lost my dad last week. Taking some time off. Back on Monday x
Where is @andygoldstein05... havent heard him on @talkSPORT since he got left the studio last week!!
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You need to see this @rickygervais
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Dear @GNev2
I love u. Ur easily the best on the box. But pls pls stop slagging us off. I get it. We’re poor. Very poor. But it won’t change this season. U know that. We all know that. So pls, just pull back a bit x
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651 lives lives in 24 hours in Italy.
We’re on the exact same curve.
Stop.
Going
Out and socialising.
You complete fucking morons.
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The whole Mkhitaryan situation is a disgrace. To live in an era when a player of a certain background can’t play in a final. Arsenal and Chelsea hold ALL the cards. They should boycott the final, UEFA would be screwed. Play it at Wembley, better and cheaper 4 the fans + 🖕to UEFA
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1.6m views and still counting 🤣😮😮😮
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Kevin, legally you need the bill payer’s permission.”
📞 Caller: “Hello, this is Kevin’s father, Schmeltz Herring...”
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Your wife there?”
📞 Caller: “It’s Hannah, from São Paulo”
One of our funniest calls EVER 😂😂
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I live in a sporting world where pro boxer Tommy Fury celebrates likes he’s won the heavyweight title after beating a YouTuber. How sad.
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So Sterling starts over Greelish, Rashford and Sancho.
No left back
And people moan when I say we won’t win the euros
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Just saw the Jack Grealish incident. My heart sank. No words.
The cheering after by a small set of fans was just as sad.
The shit on the shoe of humanity.
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I’ll personally drive to ur house and follow u in person for 24 hours if West Ham win tonight
If West Ham beat Liverpool tonight can I get a follow @andygoldstein05 🤞🏻🤞🏻😘
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French football cancelled to August at the earliest. Been saying this for weeks now. May, June...much too soon.
Cancel this season. Look ahead to the start of the new one.
Makes sense.
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I see lots of fuck wits still going out ... All fuck wits. STAY AT HOME U FUCKING MORANS AND HELP THE NHS. Absolute fucking cocks. STAY AT HOME.
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Factually, ETH has won twice as many trophies as arteta …and united have had a more successful season than arsenal again
Facts x
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”We’ll be fine with Zouma & Christensen”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”We’ll beat Utd 3-0”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂HAS ANYONE SEEN @jasoncundy05 ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Laughter track tomorrow night from 10pm @talkSPORT 😂
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So, death rate hasn’t come down since lockdown began. People still refusing to stay at home and still no vaccine. I know, let’s relax the rules.... 👏👏👏👏🤔🤔🤔
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“Tonight I made my own legacy”
Jesus. He’s beaten someone who videos himself unboxing Amazon deliveries
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I'm told the only thing stopping the "Sanchez/Sterling" swap is Wenger still unsure if Sterling is the right long term replacement 4 Cech.
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One of my fav calls EVER. From last nights show. Back tonight from 10pm
📞 Caller: “If we score two, Bayern need four. Away goals counts double.”
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “They’d need 3... you know it’s not actually double?”
📞 Caller: “....”
Steven the #LFC fan had a mare when he caller the Sports Bar last night 😂😂
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I can't disagree...
vine.co/v/5BLmpqQPqAF
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Games behind closed doors would still need:
An army of a tv production team. Camera men. Directors, producers, sound etc
Would also need VAR people working in stockly park.
Each club would bring their squad, medical staff, physio etc.
The list is endless. Madness to suggest it
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Nearly 750,000 views 😮😮😮🙌👏😂😂😂😂
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Kevin, legally you need the bill payer’s permission.”
📞 Caller: “Hello, this is Kevin’s father, Schmeltz Herring...”
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Your wife there?”
📞 Caller: “It’s Hannah, from São Paulo”
One of our funniest calls EVER 😂😂
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This is amazing ! Completely got Cundy 🤣🤣
We’ve pranked @JasonCundy05 😭
He thought he had an exclusive interview with #RangersFC boss Steven Gerrard.
It was actually @DFImpressionist… 👀
This gets seriously AWKWARD! 🤣🤣
🤝 @MansionBet • #BeGambleAware
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Here it is....Kevin and the Herrings. My favourite ever call. 🙌👏👏👏
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Kevin, legally you need the bill payer’s permission.”
📞 Caller: “Hello, this is Kevin’s father, Schmeltz Herring...”
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Your wife there?”
📞 Caller: “It’s Hannah, from São Paulo”
One of our funniest calls EVER 😂😂
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Dear The World,
In public, don’t talk into your phone on speakerphone. A)There’s no need. B) You aren’t in The Apprentice C) You look a dick.
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City, Chelsea, Liv Utd all spent over a billion since 92
Cost per title :
Utd £76m
City £500m
Chelsea £250m
Liv £1billion & counting
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Luke Littler. Greatest 16yr old sportsman ever if he goes all the way.
Rooney wasn’t a world champion at 16. Pele was 17 in a team. Osullivan was 17 and UK champion.
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I had the night off last night...well, that’s what Cundy thought 😂😂😂
“We let in 4 vs Man Utd, we conceded 2 tonight, and 5 in the shootout...”
“That’s 11 goals! Get Mourinho back.”
‘Robert’ the Chelsea fan in St Albans phoned @JasonCundy05 on the show.
He didn’t know it was @andygoldstein05
This is amazing 😂😂
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Last nights midnight train...
A bloke tells us he was born twice.
“Head popped out in the ambulance, ambulance went over a speed bump and it popped back in”
I live for these moments.
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Just imagine the first weekend when this is all over.
I’m taking that entire week off to live in the pub.
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Dear Ole,
Toby is £25m. Offer £26m, wink and say “keep the change”
Get him NOW.
There isn’t a better £25m player in the world at the moment.
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Delighted about Maguire. If VVD is worth £150m, I’m happy with £80m. Best back 5 we’ve had now since Rio left 5 yrs ago. Bruno and Dybala now pls 🙏
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I totally agree with @GaryLineker we should void the season. 👏👏
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Incase you’ve not seen it...this may cheer u up today
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Kevin, legally you need the bill payer’s permission.”
📞 Caller: “Hello, this is Kevin’s father, Schmeltz Herring...”
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Your wife there?”
📞 Caller: “It’s Hannah, from São Paulo”
One of our funniest calls EVER 😂😂
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Dear @talkSPORT
Want me and @jasoncundy05 in tonight ?
We’ll do it for free ...
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He’s got point. It’s a clear handball....😂😂🙈🙈🙈
Luis Suarez appealing for a handball from the Chilean goalkeeper 😂😂
#CopaAmerica #CHIURU
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Tonight. 10pm. @talkSPORT
The last ever Goldstein and Cundy Sportbar.
We’re both staying at talkSPORT! But last Sportbar together
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That will be a cold then
Millions across the UK are being 'wiped out' by a severe cold which feels like Covid, but when they test for the virus, results come back negative.
gbnews.uk/news/super-cold-th…
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Pure class from @ManUtd and Ole 👏👏🙌🙌🙌
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Amazing !! The nearly real @rickygervais with us in the studio 4-7pm @talkSPORT Drive Time
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Never seen it has he...😂
📞 Caller: “I watched quite a few Juventus games where Pogba played.”
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “What channel do you watch Italian football on?”
📞 Caller: “...”
Caller hangs up after Andy confronts him about claiming to watch Serie A. 😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂HAS ANYONE SEEN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@jasoncundy05 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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What ever City do this season, they’ll still never match the achievements and highs of the ‘99 team. Maybe they should spend a few £’s more.
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Grown men stretching their hamstrings on high st benches like they’re just about to get subbed onto the pitch for the last 15 mins of a cup final. What’s all that about ?
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Did this today at Soccer Aid training with England. Some say Gazza, some say Bergkamp. 👀
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Wrong that all these months later I still find “billy the c^%t” laugh out loud funny @rickygervais ?
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Has anyone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂seen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @jasoncundy05 ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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No side that’s yet to win the premier league can be considered the greatest. Makes no sense.
If they win 3 league titles back back then they’re in the conversation.
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Beyond stunned to see this Harry Meghan stuff run and run and run.
On behalf of the entire world, no one cares. Honestly, no one cares.
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Over 250,00 views already 😮
My fav call of all time.
And every night at midnight we take these kind of calls!
TalkSPORT Mon-Thu from 10pm
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Kevin, legally you need the bill payer’s permission.”
📞 Caller: “Hello, this is Kevin’s father, Schmeltz Herring...”
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Your wife there?”
📞 Caller: “It’s Hannah, from São Paulo”
One of our funniest calls EVER 😂😂
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Happy Xmas Kevin 😂😂
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Kevin, legally you need the bill payer’s permission.”
📞 Caller: “Hello, this is Kevin’s father, Schmeltz Herring...”
What an amazing call this is 🤣😂
One of our favourites in 2019 👏👏
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Has anyone seen @jasoncundy05
??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I was all for VAR.
First sat game of the season and it’s like watching an NFL game. Stop start. Pathetic. You can’t comment on any decision for at least a minute.
Maybe we’ve all missed the most important thing about the game and that’s that it had its flaws which we loved
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“@DarrenBent has to wear this shirt tomorrow cause of u “
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Still makes me laugh 😂😂
📞 Caller: “If we score two, Bayern need four. Away goals counts double.”
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “They’d need 3... you know it’s not actually double?”
📞 Caller: “....”
Steven the #LFC fan had a mare when he caller the Sports Bar last night 😂😂
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Seen the challenge on Kane over 20 times. How can anyone think it’s not a pen? If Lascelles doesn’t go to ground Kane doesn’t go down. Really is that black and white
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Just thinking about the Liverpool fan that called up yesterday and said Liverpool isn’t in England. Does that mean, by his own admission that Man Utd are the most successful British club ever in Europe? 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂
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Legend @_DeclanRice 👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌
🤔 𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧: “I call Mason Mount ‘Mase’ - that’s his nickname, right?”
🤷♂️ 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐲: “Shall I ask Declan Rice?”
🤣 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐧: “Goldstein, It is ‘Mase’!”
@_DeclanRice helps Andy & Jason with some footballers nicknames 🤣
𝐀 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧! 👏
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Who remembers the kids goalkeepers gloves from the 80’s ?
They were like normal gloves with the material from a table tennis bat...
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...hearing the death of a hero, friend and colleague.
Pls unfollow me if u were offended and then go fuck yourself.
Xx
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£15 a day to drive to work up to 10pm 7 days a week. Well done @SadiqKhan u really know how to lift the spirit of Londoners and make them desperate to get back to their office. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Can’t wait to see @DarrenBent tomorrow on Drive on @talkSPORT 4pm
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I know Liverpool are having a dip at the mo, but say what u like, I still think they’ll finish top half.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Has😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂anyone😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂seen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@jasoncundy05 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Bless Arsenal fans…. The win keeps them 6th with no trophy again and it’s like they’ve won the World Cup today 😂😂😂
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Delighted to announce that as of today, The (Andy Goldstein 😉) Sportbar returns to 5 nights a week.
Monday to Friday madness from 10pm on @talkSPORT 👍👍👍👍
Come find out what all the fuss is about x
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Great question. Salah should apologise to Ramos then…
nitter.app/1878Scotto/status/1001…
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂hey @jasoncundy05 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂has anyone seen 5th place Chelsea ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣
🎣 Hook, line and sinker!
😅 Cundy threatens to WALK OUT
🤣 You have to watch @andygoldstein05’s perfectly executed prank on Jason Cundy
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Loved playing this out last night ...
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Kevin, legally you need the bill payer’s permission.”
📞 Caller: “Hello, this is Kevin’s father, Schmeltz Herring...”
🗣 @AndyGoldstein05: “Your wife there?”
📞 Caller: “It’s Hannah, from São Paulo”
One of our funniest calls EVER 😂😂
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