We have received criticism for reporting on Oracle margins on its GPU rentals to OpenAI and others.
OF COURSE THEYRE LOSING MONEY ON BLACKWELLS, the critics (and Jensen Huang) said. THESE ARE BRAND NEW CHIPS
But these critics didn’t bother looking at the other issue: making money from renting out non-Blackwell Nvidia chips is super hard for Oracle too.
theinformation.com/articles/…
>be Oracle finance intern, 3rd week, still doesn't know what depreciation is
>The Information drops bombshell: “Oracle LOSES money on every GPU, margins negative 200%”
>normies panic, stock wobbles like a Jenga tower in a wind tunnel
>open article, first quote: “they bought $100M of Blackwell and instantly lost $100M”
>mfw they think depreciation = cash bonfire
>mfw they don’t know “available for use” ≠ “customers actually using”
>site powered, racks blinking, depreciation clock starts like the Purge siren
>revenue still doing the Windows update: “0 % complete, please wait”
>journalist math: zero revenue – big depreciation = “Oracle literally sets money on fire”
>tweet article, gain 50k likes, win Pulitzer for creative fiction
>meanwhile Oracle: “Yeah, once we flip the switch we print $60B lifetime on that GW”
>35% gross margin, $20B profit, but sure Karen, it’s “bankruptcy”
>next article: “Water is unprofitable because we counted the entire ocean as expense”
>close laptop, go long ORCL, short journalism degrees